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Ministers at the station, deputies in the minibus, Premier and President of the taxi.
Deripaska sells part Rossana to eat at McDonald's. Abramovich
delivers his yacht for the transport of African illegal immigrants into Europe. Kerimov
put additional luggage on your bike to haul Tina
Kandelaki in Ostankino. Prokhorov and Potanin for food sing at a birthday
Kirkorov. Nikita Mikhalkov takes a wedding on the phone.
COMING SOON! Look at the first reality show "THE WORLD FINANCIAL CRISIS
That children get enough sleep - they need a good Pour!
Armenian Radio asked:
- Why replace obscene words hooters?
Armenian Radio answers:
- It would be terrible if it did not. Imagine, you take
telephone, and then instead of a dial tone ....
We say "Party" - mean "Lenin". We say "Lenin" --
mean "party". Absolut vodka facilitates understanding.
Yesterday I bought "Immuneli." Manufacturers quite brazen - not enough
- Why are girls so much like football players?
- Because they are able to do professionally rolled.
- Why are you so sad? ..
- Here, yesterday colonel assigned ...
- What are you?! Congratulations! Ought to be happy!
- Oh, joy ... The day before yesterday, I was a general.
Politically correct name of the Negro - obamaobrazny.
Nino Burjanadze criticized the policies of Mikhail Saakashvili, said that
returns to the policy and naming the party "United Georgia".
- And do not palimsya Do we? - Amicably thought Putin to Dmitry Medvedev.
For decades, the Communist Party told the people that capitalism - is
theft and banditry. And then Gorbachev said: Comrades, we must all
become capitalists. His, respectively, and understood.
- Listen, Kolya! Krivoy said that the president in time for another 2 years
- For what?
Man who lives at another's expense - a crook. Man, a very good living
expense of others - the banker.
Choose, told him: wealth or intelligence? As an intelligent man, he chose
Believe in God but lock your car. Remember: God to guard you do not
People are divided into two categories: those who believe that people are divided into
two categories, and those who do not agree.
Some believe that they have a good heart, in fact, they
The first man corrupts a young woman is not that he sleeps with her, and so
it ceases to her bed.
A call to Interpol, frightened voice:
- Take a sincere confession. I'm such and such, nothing thinking
in computer engineering, his clumsy actions brought down
entire Internet worldwide.
The operator, struggling to restrain his laughter, very calm voice:
- Maybe it's just not depend on your problem with your ISP?
- What nonsense you talking about? First, the Internet goes down it
when I have too many times in a row by pressing "Refresh".
Secondly, if this caused a problem only with my ISP, then
why I have not downloaded all sites around the world?
In life can be anything - reasoned Pinocchio after the wedding night with
Malvina - from the logs can turn out a boy and a girl - a log.
Children's clothing store "Start".
Shop ritual supplies "Finish".
Looked NTV - Customize for themselves.
How many can remember, never do not remember anything!
Following the negative always comes a positive ... a scribe.
Bright representative of the French avant-garde "Citroen-Picasso, subdued
Europe, appeared in Moscow. Russia's automakers think not
answer whether Vrubel.
The woman's second son was born. And she and her husband are waiting for a girl.
In frustration, she sobbed on his shoulder blonde girlfriend. Girlfriend
- Well, do not get so upset, still unknown, but he suddenly you
grow passive gay!
The positive side of any of the reverse side of the moon - all
know that it should be, but almost no one sees it.
America has a black president - the whole world in shock.
Suddenly, during the inauguration there is a famous TV presenter:
- Smile - a program "Drawing"!
- Grandfather, whom you have worked before the war?
- Instructor in the NKVD.
- What are you doing there?
- Teach inexperienced interrogators how to conduct interrogations and to choose
article on my case.
Quietly, I said! Or I said softly?
film "Harry Potter", the first film - "Harry Potter ate philosophical
stone. "Continuation: the second film -" Harry Potter is not out of the secret
He saw the name of the game "The New Adventures Kolobki." Old, I remember,
finished devouring Kolobki. How to start new ones? Intrigued ...
Playing DOOM, he was very fond of singing an old children's song: Because
"Friendship" - the best weapon. The most powerful on earth.
Distillery Cristall warns:
"Smoking, smoking and only smoking is dangerous to your health."
More covers heifers, the lower cover expenses.
The government promised to support the bulls next year, so that they
continue to wear gold chains in finger thick.
The best gift for the "boy" in the year of the cow.
- Calf under the Christmas tree!
Most of the population of Ukraine congratulations' s new rock "reads as
"again with cancer.
In mating season, whales are very active ... Goes even ship!
Hereby connoisseur of glamor!
Condoms with Swarovski crystals!
- I can not even figure out what to give her husband a year of the Ox?
- And Give horns! I am the way special installation ...
- Who you scoundrel, photographed in a tank at the Museum of the Great Patriotic War?
- Yes Vanya from the seventh floor ...
- What other Vanya?
At the International Mathematical Olympiad Azerbaijani tenth
flashed ... gold teeth.
Balding? I will help to overcome this bad habit ...
- Who are you?
- Archimandrite ...
- Sorry, Archi, I did not catch your name ...
Ruble daily losing about 1% of its value.
The government promises that inflation in 2009 will be 10 - 12%.
Question: How many days in a year?
Central Bank has denied rumors of a possible fall of the ruble before the New Year:
"What hearing? You Th, blind? All the real truth! "
After the press conference, Yushchenko calls Vannikov:
- Irina, quickly find that clever fellow, who asked the question about the
how much should I pay, so I left the country ...
- Find and punish?
- Of course not! You can find out it was a business opportunity or normal
- Why is the government raised tariffs on used foreign cars, and so
brutally murdered with disgruntled traders in Vladivostok?
- The whole blame banks - soon they will become the largest holders
slightly used cars and eliminate competitors.
The President, in times of crisis, demanded that the Corruption fuck conscience, and
reduce itself to 10% to 6%.
Going to requests, Corruption poimela Conscience, and now Conscience
also pays only 6%.
In connection with the current situation the Ministry of Economic Development
will be renamed the Ministry of episodic development ....