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All natural - it is reasonable, all unreasonable - is divine.
Joke #45354 —  
 
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They used to say that in show business for some Jews. They say, in
show business for some blue. I can not understand: replaced by new people, or old
changed their orientation?
Joke #45352 —  
 
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Adult services from Scheherazade. Hour - $ 100 a night - $ 300. Each 1002-I night
free!
- Daw
Joke #45351 —  
 
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In the world of interesting facts.
Did you know that the development of civilization leads to a significant
mitigation of manners?
When a gentleman demanded to meet with another gentleman.
Now - Requests ...
Joke #45350 —  
 
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The concept of honor in the presentation of a gentleman and feminists.
If the gentleman thinks that he insulted, he needs to meet
his honor. Feminists do not get satisfaction, believes that her
honor insulted.
Joke #45349 —  
 
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Gave a girl a million scarlet roses. And she says that is an even number
flowers you give, my death wish? Turned and left.
Joke #45348 —  
 
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Togo, who dismissed the prices, people would be lowered in unison.
Joke #45347 —  
 
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Strange are these women. Why they do not like when we go to
bed in his socks? After all, we both like it when they lie in the stockings.
Joke #45346 —  
 
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In the evening, going to a club officer, Lieutenant Rzhevskij found that
He is desperately short of jokes and anecdotes. Had
seek the assistance of the indispensable orderly:
- Stepaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
- I am here, Your Excellency!
- I am now going to the club, is urgently needed something funny that would
not ashamed to tell in the society.
- And here, Your Excellency, cool pun. Teacher of physics tells
school students: "All the objects on which we look through the aquarium,
seem to us like a magnifying glass. "
- No dick did not understand, - said Rzhevskij after half an hour of meditation.
- Well, of course, Your Excellency, if you look at any object through the aquarium,
it seems that you look as if through a magnifying glass. And if you say that
items
seem like a magnifying glass, you might think that they seem dickhead!
Rzhevskij came to the ball and says:
- Gentlemen, I am here so funny pun is told! Short,
if you look through the aquarium on any object, that object
necessarily be similar to the foreskin!
Joke #45345 —  
 
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Vasily makes operation.
- Bathrobe!
- Gloves!
- Scalpel!
- Clip!
- Tampon!
- More time!
- Alcohol!
- Alcohol!
- Cucumber! Lancet! Shinko!
- More alcohol!
- Drafts!
- Yoda!
- Yoda, teach me how to become a Jedi! ..
Joke #45344 —  
 
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- I claim only to your heart ...
- What a pity, but I have already undressed ...
Joke #45343 —  
 
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Siberian girls so severe that wear mini skirts even at -10
degrees!
Joke #45342 —  
 
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Meet! Star couple of transvestites - Grandma Frost and Snegurchik!
Joke #45341 —  
 
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There is one small Caucasus country, which is written with a
letter G.
Joke #45340 —  
 
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"Not a hundred rubles ..." - The name of a gay club.
Joke #45338 —  
 
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Pinocchio comes to the Pope Carlo. I want in a forestry academy.
This is your hospital. And we have a seat? There, the selection committee.
Joke #45337 —  
 
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Pain in the stewardess. The director called journalist friend and says:
- Replace. Pay.
Fly.
- Tell passengers that take off.
Journalist:
- Sensation, our aircraft now fly in the air!
Joke #45336 —  
 
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The next time the Dutch think carefully before you bring
Hiddink tax claims.
Joke #45149 —  
 
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Austrian bookmakers on the eve of the match Russia-Netherlands did not pay
According to the values of the local soothsayer descended alcoholic Basil
"Vodka is three times better than marijuana."
Joke #45148 —  
 
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- Why did Italy and Spain have decided the outcome of their quarterfinal match
on penalties?
- In order to save face.
-??
- Loses that one, that others - not Komilfo. Winning that
then disgraced with Russia too. And so - the lottery ....
Ivan Fuckov
Joke #45146 —  
 
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Russia Gold Fish in 2008 at international competitions
gradually transformed into the Golden China.
Joke #45145 —  
 
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In life, everything is repeated twice: first a tragedy, then farce.
Russia-Spain - have been a tragedy.
Joke #45144 —  
 
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Italians otfabregasili.
Joke #45143 —  
 
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Argued as a Dutchman with Dutch, and Russian won.
Joke #45142 —  
 
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"Where the country is heading?? Soon already football team not to blame
what will.
Joke #45141 —  
 
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Once a match and Roman Pavlyuchenko shoots!
Joke #45140 —  
 
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After the match Holland-Russia Dutch tax police are
set to work. In response to that Dmitri Medvedev said: ".. and we told him
our citizenship give! "
Joke #45139 —  
 
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Of the two Dutch teams in the semi-final went better ...
Joke #45138 —  
 
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In the match with the Swedes Russian came with a portrait of Peter I.
In the match with the Germans, they come with a portrait of Stalin.
Joke #45137 —  
 
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- Dad, who are the cynics?
- Cynics - these are people who ridicule any illusions,
contrary to their own.
Joke #45136 —  
 
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Love - it means sacrifice. To sacrifice the love of self.
Joke #45135 —  
 
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Benefits of Russia's education there!
Only 5% of American schoolchildren know where Russia is located.
As a result of EGE has 30% of our students, the answer to this
question.
Joke #45134 —  
 
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In court:
- Accused Pinocchio, stand up. What can you say in your
excuse?
- Well, "need to fight - so deris" taught me the old turtle Tortilla.
- Do you know, Pinocchio, where it held its these hundred years?
Joke #45133 —  
 
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Yukos: us 10 years
Below the signature:
"I do not disagree. The prosecutor's office."
Joke #45132 —  
 
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At the birthday party of Viktor Yanukovych appeared Montserrat Caballe. Guests
were in shock! In this performance, Vladimir Central "they have never
heard!
Joke #45131 —  
 
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The advertising slogan for a bath: all convenience for people - from a sponge to
b. ... it.
The advertising slogan for a condom: put it in his body - quit easily.
Joke #45130 —  
 
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Schedule of President Medvedev: term or two.
Joke #45129 —  
 
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- I wonder how to reduce the price of eggs?
- Maybe a good push on the bear?
Joke #45128 —  
 
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A new version of Opera browser with integrated email
program. It's called - "Soap Opera".
Joke #45127 —  
 
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In the world of many men who have never seen porn, but very little
such that it did not like it.
Joke #45126 —  
 
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If the student enough time to prepare for the exam, then it's him
not ready.
Joke #45125 —  
 
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- Guys, you're in town?
- Yes!
- Mail steal?
- Mail We have already captured! Remained the banks and telegraph!
Joke #45124 —  
 
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- And what you husband 10 years older than looks? You should have something of his
health do.
- This is to ensure that no damn then do not say that I was young in takmi
coffin landed.
Joke #45123 —  
 
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- And my sneakers are asked to eat!
- Tell me more, that they are because of this cry!
- What about ... It's emo-sneakers!
Joke #45122 —  
 
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- Doctor, I die.
- Well, let's talk about that.
Joke #45121 —  
 
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- Sex - is a pastime of the two who love each other
people ...
- Honey, you heard? And then all say that you have a headache ...
- So I when I think that you have sex lasts from power for 5 minutes, so head
once and it hurts.
Joke #45120 —  
 
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Ment inhibits wheelbarrow. Check there first aid kit, fire extinguisher - all on the spot.
A cop thought and asks:
- A George Ribbon why the antenna is not primotana?
Joke #45119 —  
 
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No one seeks a better world - all are satisfied with what we have.
Joke #45118 —  
 
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Captain Cook sailed to the natives, it seems:
- Cook. Captain Cook.
Local interpreter translates her:
- Yes it is their chef!
Joke #45117 —  
 
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Parliament of Canada recognized the famine in 1933 in the USSR
deliberate genocide against the Ukrainian people. Simultaneous famine in
the North Caucasus, Volga region, Kazakhstan ... considered random
coincidence.
Joke #45116 —  
 
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