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Evolution of the island Manhattan
Century 18 - Indians
19 century - white man
20 century - Cobra
21 - narrow-eyed
- Sociologists have conducted a survey and found that the richest of the fictional
creatures most people believe Santa Claus!
- And why did not the Lord God?
- Probably, the thing is that God not only has the goodness
but also makes people demand, but Santa Claus did not ask, but
only gives out!
French thinker, the creator of the theory of existentialism, Jean-Paul
Sartre once asked:
- How is the ideology of our time from the previous way of thinking
epochs, in particular, the age of enlightenment?
- All very simple - Maitre said. - You just need to change in the ideas
last plus to minus!
- And if somehow comprehensible to the uninitiated?
- Please. The great philosopher Hegel argued that all reasonable
Indeed, as everything real is rational. Using my approach, we
get: "Everything is really crazy, but all that is real crazy."
This idea is the very spirit of our age!
Nothing is given to you so cheap, and not valued by men so much as
Not all girls are waiting for the princes, many agree on the Kings.
BMW - we are born to make fairy cattle!
Vodka helps compensate for the Russian people vyzhitye from the juices.
An intelligent person would say: - "Bitch, you are shameful!" And say:
"You're a bad man's best friend!"
Nothing adorns a girl as talented execution blowjob.
- Girl, you at the next exit? .. What are you looking at me like? .. I
not going with you to get acquainted. I just want to know, leave you or
- No, sir. Met. Now everything.
Soon after media reports that coalition forces mistakenly
dropped a container of arms and ammunition in the location of the Taliban,
last reported that due to an error of bank employees money
arms had been accidentally transferred to the coalition forces.
- Oh, John, Joe, and I heard that there is such an exotic dish, which
first cook, then set on fire and it burns, burns, and then it
is possible! Only the name - I forgot.
- Potatoes in the ashes, or what?
It is difficult to understand - "wage increases for 400 rubles a complete
proposal or a meaningless jumble of words.
In order to rush to work in his youth, there must be waiting for you beautiful
In order to rush to work in adulthood, there must be waiting for you bottle
In order to rush to work in old age, there must be strong and wait for you
In Moscow, you have too often stopped by the police, then you do not
- We checked on the work of employees to polygraph.
- And the results?
- Detector blushed with shame.
twice winner of the Darwin Award ...
In the office there was no one living, patience, and does fully decomposed.
We nanotechnology nanobuduschee.
Wife to her husband:
- How to "in Ukraine or the Ukraine?
- How to say. When we have sex, how to - "I in you"
or "I'm on to you"?
Bush at the NATO summit: - "Mr. Yushchenko was worried that after
entry into NATO, Ukraine will remain without gas. I have our new friend
throw in trouble, of course, could not - talk to whom it is necessary, and we jointly
decided: Britain will send sarin, Italy - mustard gas, and Poland - phosgene.
In order to meet the needs of U.S. and European markets, China has established
Issue T-shirt with the words "Free Tibet".
State Duma passed a new law on censorship, which allows television channels
a-bi-bi-nod jokes Petrosian.
- Girl, where you would normally do a haircut?
- Where, where, on ...!
In the shop:
- Do you have a polka dot dress?
- No! But there are cowards in the pod and baklazhanchik!
Nightmare novice PC user. If the mouse along the screen and place
turn the wheel, the cursor still moves down!
It is interesting to know whether the Italians, that Berlusconi - is in the plural
including, as in the singular - Berlusconi?
I thought that cops are only able to whistle, but they, it turns out, even know
Poor sex - feel mikroorgazm and pick up the microorganism.
In Paris the night bandit stops a woman:
A woman removes her coat, scarf, dress. Then he asks:
- And you?
- I can not, I'm at work.
- You might think I'm here just for a walk!
In Russia, the mass of intelligent and talented people.
But somehow it always turns out that fool bosses "simply there is no one
On Mars, too, was the life ... there has not brought democracy American
Despite all the worst result, the director does not intend to stop --
immediate plans to exit the screens "14 Ocean's Eleven", "15 friends
Ocean's "," 16 ",...." 20 Ocean's Eleven Ocean's Eleven, "" Point of Friends
"Bust Ocean's Eleven."
On the street meets the girl with a boyfriend, she says to him:
- Dear, hello, and you're someone at the New Year going?
- Mask bought?
- No! And who are you going?
- Mask bought?! =)))
- Yesterday I return from a trip ahead of time and once in the closet
look and accurately - his wife's lover!
- And what?
- And I said to him: Fool, how many times you can say, I divorced, and
she has long moved!
Three sadistic experiences exchanged.
First: When I got home, her husband is tied to the desk and half an hour in front of him naked
Second: This is garbage! When I got home, her husband stripped naked, put on a dog
collar, leash, and an hour forcing me to lick his feet.
Third: Girls are you compassionate, I am ashamed of you! Is it
have with these animals? Here I am - I come home, her husband is tied to a chair,
mouth with tape glued up, and spent two hours telling him how I was
day, "said Sveta Smirnova and what discounts in the world of shoes!
To be smart, have a lot of thinking.
To become wise, you need a lot to think and understand everything.
To become an asshole, we must not think too much about that and understand everything is not so.
In honor of 300 years of performances Mazepa on the side of Karl XII in the military
parts of Ukraine will be held thematic sessions. Each
soldier should know how to act when the enemy
Army invades your country.
Raking email increasingly come to the conclusion that all
spammers in the database exactly one address. My.
In view of political correctness on the U.S. flag along with white stars must
add more and black.
One Hundred Years of Sleeping Beauty slept soundly asleep! Many athletes
Announcement: Intelligent family to sell the piano two and one piano.
Meddling in kalidore ...
On 25 September in our school a special event! Now, instead of the usual
bell sounds polyphonic ringtones! If you want to after the lesson
mathematicians began to play your favorite tune, they are inscribed $ 5
Two brunettes compose anecdote about blondes.
- Turned out cool, let's send in the Internet!
- Well, pulled out a floppy, I'm at it stamps tilt.
Diving is for those who have money, the rest of the toad-diving.
- Watermelons from?
- Astrakhan, dear!
- It is not yet in Astrakhan watermelons.
- Last year, my dear!
- And what to cut so white?
- Class this, dear!
- Why do not they sweet?
- I told you in Russian saying: "Class this is very expensive!
- What is the intimate happiness of women?
- In the end.
- How it all terribly - she was crying on the shoulder to her fiance, - My father
yesterday lost at cards all the state and now we can not get married!
- Do not worry, - said the groom. - That I beat him all the money in
just in case!
There are two sharp businessman, and our American.
American said to our:
- I have such a steep and solid company that employs ex -
ranking officials. For example, the Attorney General.
What we observed:
- You have the former, and my current work.
Armenian Radio asked:
- Is it true that the new president of grace to pray before
icon of St. Seraphim of Sarov is feeding the bear bread "?
- True, but it is very rare icons. You can also pray before the picture
Shishkin's "Morning in a pine forest.