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Love all ages, its impulses fruitful.
For this to have happened out of place - protects!
Sensational fact in the scientific world. Life on Earth actually happened
from the failed abortion.
- Who is a parapsychologist?
- This is an ordinary psychologist, which the main subject was placed
Can we assume that a man on skates and with a cigarette in his mouth rolls
At the meeting, Medvedev voters:
- Dmitry, and how you will distribute Russia's budget, which will become
- Let us not divide the skin not killed a bear!
They make us a residence permit, but we gave them pretend to live.
- You bitch, who?
- I female doctor.
- And where is this ... fucking going?
- Blyabudu taken to the morgue! Would you like to repeat?
There is no ugly women, if they are strangers!
Little Vovochka first time he went with his father in the bath. I looked and looked
around, then point a finger and asked:
- Dad, what is this shtuchka you talking about?
- This, Little Johnny, very necessary shtuchka.
- Papa, Mama, too, such shtuchka there?
- No, my son, my mother is no such things. It takes my things.
Sent Vasil Lucas
Russia's economy depends on how cold in Europe.
My wife met her husband, who had returned from the shop:
- How did you bear? You did all the eggs broke!
- Do not defeated, and sawed! You're on the list itself is written: "perepilennye
- Do not PEREPILENNYE and Quail!
Previously, the boys put on Grandma specifically. Now it is euphemistically termed
What is the Russo-Finnish friendship? This is when forged documents
Russia's timber is exported to Finland, from where it makes the paper for
office, then its export to Russia, where her printing fake
documents on which Russia's timber is exported to Finland ...
Why burned Club Diaghilev? - Fire have not been face-control.
Among the recent discoveries.
Found the boy, brought up a refrigerator. He always sits in his
room in the dark, but is open the door, he immediately turned on the light.
Found the boy, brought up sprayer. Pisses very funny.
Found the boy, brought shredder. He was plagued issue
Found the boy, brought up vantuzom. Explanatory guy.
Found a boy, reared ostriches. It is no different from
normal, except for eggs.
Found some boys brought up caps of Pepsi-Cola. One
boy was with a win.
Found the boy, brought up by batteries. If you lick it, it begins
Found the boy, brought up with an awl. He tried to bring in a bag through
customs, but not concealed.
Found the boy, brought up swings. Its winter is better not to lick.
Found the boy, brought up by TV. There is nothing at all to watch.
If every second your idea seems to you a genius, put away
bottle of vodka and sleep. (c) Sj
There is no limit to perfection - there are limits fantasies ...
In the student canteen student with a tray in his hands suited to the table
followed by lunch teacher: "Can I?". Teacher - dissatisfied with:
"Gus pig - not a comrade." "Well, I'm such a goose, that any pig to sit
I "- is responsible student.
If the money is - the evil, then it is hardly surprising that the good people
it is never enough!
Talking two blondes.
- I yesterday was great sex. We both enjoyed it so much that we
repeated every few times!
- And who was it?
- Do not take me for a little fool - if I tell about it to someone, then for sure
not this guy's wife!
- You are an educated man, how can you reconcile belief in God and the theory
- Very simple. Noah was fruitless, so people are descended from monkeys.
- Have you seen kilometer queue?
- Yes. Went once to the women's dorm and asked: Is there willing to do
Blowjob for 100 bucks?
A guy comes home and happily stretches wife bag,
gathering about something happy to report. Wife:
- Oh, horseradish root bought!
Man, sniknuv, but not being able to stop coming out of the language phrase, mumbles:
- Ginseng is now at a bargain price of 200 rubles snatched.
- Master, I have a bed bed - go to oppress!
The notion that the current generation worse than the previous one, appeared immediately
after a man descended from apes.
Ryaba hen laid an egg, but not simple, as "golden". Grandpa beat-beat, a woman
beat-beat - and could not get Ryabu lower prices.
Urban Competition "My Yard" at the building's residents number 6 wins construction
Company "Friendship", which immediately began construction house number 7 in the yard
Life - this is a boring show, and in the intervals so run into the buffet
that the curtain you are waiting for workers spetsvytrezvitelya.
Walk two toothpicks through the woods. Suddenly runs past the hedgehog.
One toothpick says another: "Listen, you know what goes here
- Sobchak beautiful!
- Sivaya, sivaya, sivaya - responded to the echo.
The military enlistment office hiding from Nikolai Valuev, until he was 27 years old.
- Pancakes, you're dead.
- You know, got to heaven, and then put on one side of my
good deeds, but on the other all bad. And they proved to be equally divided,
tyutelka-in-tyutelku. And in the hell can not, and can not be paradise. So let go,
to perform some action.
- You, of course, going to make something good?
- You know, I'm going 50 years not to do anything.
At the Congress bears. Brown prolonged applause.
November 2008. In the presidential elections in the United States with an overwhelming advantage
Clinton won. This result on the fact that for her
All voted in Bill Clinton's mistress.
February 2, America - Groundhog Day, groundhog comes out of holes and looks for its
March 2, Russian response - Day Bear, Medvedev comes out of the holes and
not looking for his shadow - he is now a shadow of Putin.
Forgiving enemies must be so that they wept.
In the early 19 th century the majority of students in our colleges and universities studied
french. Eventually we shove Bonaparte, and took Paris.
In the early 20 th century the majority of students in our colleges and universities studied
German. Eventually we umordovali Hitler and took Berlin.
Now the 21 st century and most of the students in our colleges and universities studied
English ... such a rich choice in our history has ever had.
Two Czech in Prague looking news release. Reporting from Iraq, the mountains
- Look, sir, how do we really lucky!
- What? What we have in NATO and the EU have entered?
- No. The fact that in 1968 the Soviet Union was not democratic
Words, which begins after sex.
* Your reply to sopromatu draws only 2. Would you like 5?
* Wow, already 19-30, Call-ka my secretary, it's time to print the report.
* Listen, I know how to best take revenge on your boyfriend for treason.
* Hello, Light, your business trip has already left?
* - Look, the girl in the sun overheated and lost consciousness. Must
- Wait, have time.
* In the sauna, we'll only wash, yes?
* Marry me. (There are others: o).
* Boys and just this vodka nonalcoholic?
* A citizen of the driver, you have a lot of drunks in the cabin lascivious men. You
do not cheat, that's for sure bus?
* Assembly: I now call upon our boss ...
Her husband returned home from business trips, but at home he had a company of sailors. Potatoes
clean, prepare, lay on the table, all with cases. My wife dressed
leaves the room.
- These come from?
- In classmates found!
After the wedding, Ingeborg TAPKUnayte received
new nickname: ZAVTRAKdavayte, RUBAShKUgladte
"Circus with stars".
Urgant puts his head in his mouth Galkina.
Especially I can not vouch for myself, when I'm running out three things:
cigarettes, internet and patience.
Sylvester Stallone has opened itself to the world in the movie Rambo "First Blood"
and decided to finish his career with Rambo 5 "Last Analysis"?
God - this is our external conscience, and for many - the only one.
Devil - this is our foreign greed, and for many the only justification.
Azerbaijan divers found the sunken MIG-29.
And the world discovered that there Azerbaijani divers ...
World - a civil war without weapons. (c) Sj
Sit two worms in his monastery. On the part of the stomach crawl past them
each other tired, worn out a hell of digestion on sperm
skiing with guns behind their backs.
- Arrange, son, sit back, these Biathlon about once a
every 28 days, the world championship is held now by the ass
Male mass start will begin.
How different people welcome their leaders:
Ancient Romans - Hail Caesar, Emperor!
Germans - Heil Hitler!
Ukrainians - Yushchenko, Tak!
Russian - Hello, Mr. Bear!
CEC is not in vain abolished column "against all", but did it on purpose, had
then looking into the future. Now, if someone has not heard about it, coming
vote out of habit to check the bottom box ...