A guy comes to the doctor and complains: - Here, throat picked up - it hurts - the horror! But I have a method - a drink Sotochka cognac, and everything passes. The doctor asks: - So, what are you hurt? - Heart, here. How to grab - so it seems that I'm dying. I also being treated. Brandy 150 deryabnu - and will. - Well understood. And to me something which came just healed yourself? - Cure, doctor, or even brandy are expensive!
Man comes to the doctor ...
- At that complaining?
- Doctors are ... I have a feeling that a huge hole in the ass ...
- Hmmm ... undress, bend, Push the lago ... BLYAYAYAYAYA! Well hole!
- Yes I'm here with an elephant fucked ...
- Hmmm .. strange ... as far as I know, an elephant's long, but thin dick.
And then this dyren ...
- He first finger ....
He left her husband to play hockey. Wife as a lover and relies leads
warning: - if the husband suddenly returned at once hiding, but not under
bed, and then when they lose, he goes and throws a club there with
words "hooks-yaki". Well two hours later claimed her husband. Lover forgets
the words of his wife and crawls under the bed. Then her husband throws after loss
team throws stick and shouting "hooks-yaki" - here comes out with a crooked
face of a lover and says, "you have hooks-yaki, and I have sex clubs in Sraka.
- Che's something from my participation in the life of black stripes ...
- Why, Stepan?
- I do not know. Just when I come home early in the morning with his mistress
my wife, bang! rolling pin on the head - a black stripe.
- Hey, Uncle, not podskazhesh: how long?
- Yes, but why are you a retard!
- I: wore a bulletproof vest, brass knuckles in his pocket lies, Makarov on the battle already
platoon ... A clock gift - I'm home I forgot!
Russia immigrant arrived in New York.
He stops the first man walking on the street and said: "Thank you,
Mr. American, for what you gave me to come to this country, where I
as a new immigrant, received housing, food stamps, free
care for the first time, and free education! "
Passerby said: "You are mistaken, I'm Mexican."
Man goes on and encounters another passer: "Thank you, that there
such a beautiful country like America .. "The man said:" I am not an American
I'm Vietnamese. "
The newly arrived goes further and stops the next person,
which he sees, shakes his hand and said: "Thank you
wonderful America! "On that person also holds out his hand and
said: "I'm from the Middle East. I am not American."
Finally he sees a good-looking lady and asked: "Are you American?"
She said: "No, I am from Africa." Puzzled, he asks her: "Where
all Americans? "African lady looks at his watch and says:
"Probably at work."