- Mom, you called me? - No. - Dad, but you called me? - No. - Grandma, Grandpa, and you called me? - No. - Well, we formulate the question differently: "We are today, in general, eating will? "
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Short course of world religions
Catholicism: Only the priests have the right to commit sins, all others are obliged to believe that they do not commit them.
Orthodoxy: If you are in power, your only job -- sacrifice, if not in power - not show off.
Protestant: We are very steep - we are more likely to read the Bible.
Sunni Islam: the wrong one can kill, because he was wrong, and Muslim - because he is a bad Muslim. All life - the war!
Shi'a Islam: We - the true Aryans, and therefore we can not pray five, but only three times a day, and in general all the prohibitions established only for fools, why are so many.
Judaism: There are Jews who are required to read the Torah and multiply, and there Jews, who must clear the ground for reading the Torah, otherwise they have nowhere will multiply.
Buddhism: We recognize other gods, as our younger brothers, and we recognize the believers in other gods, as the slaves of our smaller brethren.
Confucianism: Each of your action - a mistake worthy lashes. If you do nothing - ten lashes.
Hinduism: I am happy that I was born in the lowest caste. Being the highest - it is so hard! When I die, I'll be a tree, and finally rest peacefully.
Shinto: At each case must be its temple. In the absence of their You can visit the temples and others.
Communism: If my ancestors did something with his hands, then their hard life of the rest of my life should be.
Atheism: No need to show that you are somehow doubt it - all halfwits decide that they are smarter than you.
Boss pestopana convenes its waitresses and govopit: - Today, my dopogie, wear on napyadnee, Presented in the order of magnitude their ppicheski and podpumyantes! - What's the matter? - You are interested in one of them. - Expect some important pepsonu? - Het, no, not in this case. Today, we have not quite fresh beef steak ...
10 reasons for which God created Eve.
10. God worried that Adam lost in the Garden of Eden, because he never ask how far to go. 9. God knew that one day Adam needed someone to give him remote control for his TV (note that men are not usually interested in what goes on TV, as what still goes on TV). 8. God foresaw that Adam would always be late for your appointment. 7. God knew that if Adam a fig leaf wore out, he never buy a new one. 6. What he did not remember that it is necessary to make garbage. 5. God wanted people to be fruitful and multiplied, but he knew that Adam not make travail. 4. How "takes care of the Garden of Eden, Adam will always remember where he left tools. 3. God foresaw that Adam will have to blame someone blame for incident with the apple. 2. As the Bible says, "is not good man should be alone", and 1. The main reason: creating Adam, God stepped back, looked at him, and said: "And I can do and better!".