Crisis visiting tale
Donkey Eeyore asks the Rabbit: - Where is Piglet? - Yes, he went Winnie BBQ! Pooh poobeshal next time and take me with you!
Liquidation of companies: restructuring - 15 000, the merger - 40 000, the accession - 60 000.
Bonus: the elimination of Chap. Accountant - for free.
What do you call someone who colorblind? Blind.
And how is a person who distinguish colors? A racist ...
The incident in the Gulf of Aden. Yesterday on board seized by Somali pirates, Ukrainian ship MV Faina was taken to a ransom of 3.2 million dollars. Seeing such amount money, Ukrainian sailors strangled with bare hands of pirates, divided money and fled in an unknown direction with the vessel and cargo.
- Ivan, I look at you gearbox gear, let me for 100 bucks its initiative. - Fyodor, I have a couple of familiar mechanics, lend me 10,000 dollars, I want to open a beauty salon. - Nicholas, I have a big business (car dealers, service stations), is now planning take credit in your bank in the amount of $ 1,000,000 for construction Automobile. - John, the customers of our bank - a large domestic automobile holdings, I suggest you invest 10 lemons in the opening of our new branches. - Bill, I'm here I want to buy a large network of banks, it has branches in Europe and Asia, I need a total of 100 million dollars. - Lee, my company is planning to merge with a large financial group, and for purchase of this business requires only a $ 1 billion. - Takeshi, plan, please, Issue gos. bonds for 10 billion dollars. Urgently need money to buy a transnational corporation. - Lord, do I get my subjects work better, do not ask raise wages and pay taxes regularly. - And you would not go to the dick.
Thus began the world's financial and economic crisis.
- Granny! you are in the countryside is AIDS? - No, son, all had chickenpox long.