You have lived too long in Ireland, if (all the facts - real):
You are not surprised that a hangover - a sufficient reason not to come to work. We must only notify the manager.
You do not know how many pubs in the ten-minute walk from you, but just sure that you do not drink so much.
Ceased to frantically look around, crossing the street: the drivers themselves have to guess where you have gathered to go.
Firmly know that eight in the evening is open only pubs.
Hearing the weekend in the heart of the city proper English speech, understand it - a tourist.
Hearing that something you would do to the environment, mentally make a note call on Friday and find out when you can come.
Surprised that the company had not yet realized not only to issue vouchers to free drink in the nearest pub, but also on the appetizer: all the same tomorrow still work.
Know that the road be repaired in 2006.
've Learned that half of the passers-by in the winter wears shirts with short sleeves, and in summer - in sweaters.
A street tree is no more emotions than oak or pine.
Remake of an old joke.
What will people in the developed democracies? - They would have little feet because they will not walk, and will travel to beautiful cars. - They will have small hands, because for them everything will be done exiles and outcasts from the third world. - They will have a small stomach, because they will eat quality organic food and sports. - And they will have big heads, because they will think too much ... Think how to make work for themselves exiles and outcasts.