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I wonder how the compass will work in a multipolar world?
In the competition of female logic, as is known, won the random
numbers. The competition of random number generators won the Ukrainian
The Verkhovna Rada adopted a budget for 2003.
- I have both said that she is pregnant. And both offered money for abortion.
It was then that I regretted that I have are only two ...
A programmer walks down the street and sees a beautiful girl:
- Girl, you have e-mail?
- Het ... What?
- It's a pity ... so would be met.
There are two friends.
- And I saw you last night! Since you some hefty jacket shot.
- Ah! Why do you not come up something?
- Yes, I thought: why this goon two coats?
In the Great Hall of Moscow Conservatoire. Tchaikovsky will be performed
"Farewell" Symphony of Haydn. Sponsor of the concert - Chubais.
New wrinkle cream from the laboratory "Vichy" - your face
be as smooth as ass.
- Think again, brothers and sisters! What are you doing? You are brothers and
Announcement: Propane dog. Collar 300. Bitch!
Shandybin painted head Zelenkov! Look at the video Shrek!
I have a big car. It fits 5 people and mother-in-law!
Poet reads his girlfriend new poem. That delighted:
- Such great poem! You, probably, yesterday visited the lira?
- No, man, but voooot with a lyre!
With a bad game should have a good face.
And better than one. (Book of young commanders.)
A white dove of peace, as well as fouls.
- Guys, tell me what day the word "bpyuki": single or
- Svephy - single and snizy - plural.
- Poraskin legs, dear!
- Het much, dear - are you its strength "in the fist" Gather!
For necrophiliac love to the grave - no more than flirt.
- Doktop is ppavda? I finally arrived there tybepkyleza?
- Absolutely, darling, absolutely!
- Give me your pastselyyu for it!
- Oh, no! Do not be!
Doctor - Patient: How old are you?
Doctor (dubiously): This is in W. (conditional) E. (Diniz)?
Weather forecast: In Vladivostok, -10, in Moscow -5, in the refrigerator zero.
Yesterday had to give up the beautiful girl ... she requested to teach her
- Doctor, you told me were prescribed pills for diarrhea, but I was getting worse and worse!
- Oh, my dear fellow, you do them wrong side swallow ...
Every second, poking at the keys, we we press to the death of at least 1000
A woman looks on TV steep pornographic film ...
Here imperceptibly into the room her small son, looking at the screen and
- Mom, what's that uncle aunt vanities?
- Hu, you know ... This uncle doctor, he treats my aunt ...
- And that is only my aunt works?
- Het ... There are alternative medicine ...
One loaf went on a business trip, but it betrayed him with a roll
biscuits, and now he does not loaf, a bagel.
Ha crossroads in the ass, 600-mu merci cuts antediluvian armored car.
Of Mersa pops up a new Russian, fingers like a fan, ready for battle. And from
armored car goes uncle in a gray coat and cap with a red-haired
beard. Schurit uncle good-predobrye eyes, and said eHeRovtsu:
- And you, my dear fellow, not in that anecdote stopped. Felix!
Shoot, please, this bourgeois.
Scientists have finally managed to cross a skunk and a parrot. Now it
animal, at least, apologize.
- I'm lost! I'm over the big lake and flying in the direction
a capital E.
Air traffic controller:
- Make a few turns at 90 degrees, so I found you on
radar screen ... (pause). Ok. The lake - the Atlantic Ocean.
Hemedlenno turn aside a capital W.
Hobbit - is such a fun hybrid of human and rabbit. To look like
man, but fucking like a rabbit.
Guy for a long time met with the girl, and sex to the whole thing somehow
not getting it! One fine evening, he again began to covet it:
- Well, Mary, come on ... I quickly, you do not even feel ...
Go to work - as a wife to fuck: reluctant, but necessary. And if before
still have to fuck my wife ...
In an employment agency finds a man.
- I need a job
- Who is your profession?
- I'm an accountant.
- That the position of accountant, the requirements of such and such, higher
education, knowledge of English, here is simpler, in the government --
availability of higher education, experience 2-3 years, etc.
- Yes I did something stupid and accountant palest hue.
And he answered:
- Well, so would immediately and told to like the place you were only
in the State Duma committee on taxes, but in the Department of the Treasury
The world has gone mad: the best rapper - white, the best player in golf - black,
France accuses America of arrogance, and Germany does not want to fight.
In BN Yeltsin interviewed:
- Boris Nikolayevich, you think you held a man? Still,
You just finished off yourself, you came from the Urals were the hero of the barricades,
eight years were president ... Sorry what else?
- The only thing I regret, you know, it's that eight
years of my prezidenstvovaniya I have not had a single trainee.
- How old are you?
- Twenty-one ...
A foreigner with a Russian sitting over a beer:
- What do you have in Russian for the conversation? After each word - a pancake, but
- Well, this is our favorite national dish, which is nice to remember!
- But we do not use after every word our favorite burger!
Competition minetchits "Zlatoust-2003.
"Guess the mystery: the green and at the same time, the blue," - said
Crocodile Gena, Cheburashka gently stroking his cheek.
Each year, turning ... It seems so life in a cast and will hold ...
Partisan detachment. The commander sends a Jew in exploration.
Jew comes in three hours and report to the commander:
- With the environment does not come out. Need tanks.
- With so many Germans?
- No, the Germans are not there. But there is such a mad dog!
Sits peasant-music fan in the opera, listening to "Carmen". Beside him constantly
chatters aunt and stick to it: "Are you going tomorrow to the" Aida "?"
The man replied: "Perhaps I will go. In" Aida "I have not yet heard."
Husband and wife come to the beach.
- Let's swim!
- Come on in his illustrations - the water is cold!
- Yes, we quickly!
- Come on in his illustrations - a wave of high!
- Yes we are shallow.
- Well, come on!
My wife is in the water and thinks: "That's always been - and quickly
shallow ... "
Going to work, as his wife fuck - reluctant, but necessary.
- Why Carabinieri fly a plane in training suits?
- Because in airplanes there is an inscription NO SMOKING.
Collection of animals on the farm. Chairman:
- Comrades animals! People build socialism with a human face!
- Let us, and we will build our fair society with the bestial
- Father! Where did this suddenly you Fingal eye come from?
- First was the word, my son ...
- Dad, why do cyclists gloves without fingers?
- For ease of nose picking!
A woman likes ears?
Well, I do not know. My mouth loves.
The irrationality of God that he did not three-one, as everyone thinks
and pi-united. But we do not understand.
For those people who long wear contact lenses, his eyes turn red ...
and grow fangs!