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Business coaching on the topic: "Features of motivation apes in
economic crisis. "
Gazprom head Alexei Miller told the reporters his
impressions from the talks with the head of Naftogaz Dubyna. "Most
I fear that the Ukrainians did not stole something from me directly at
negotiations. Fortunately, the presence of international observers kept
Ukrainian side of the reckless behavior "- was pleased
said Russia's top manager.
In Armenian Radio asked:
- As for the Japanese known as San Francisco?
Armenian Radio answers:
- San Francisco.
- Dad, what is an optimistic ending?
- This is when everything goes under the dog's tail, but before the ass-clinging
the little hair ...
- I. ..
- And in this story ends.
Little Johnny and vertical sex!
- What is the vertical sex? - Little Johnny asked the pope.
- This is when a firm course introduced in rasschirenny corridor.
- A myagkmy sex?
- This is when people cover the corridor mat to make it softer to fall
with a wooden!
In connection with the matured global financial crisis, the Western
top managers waive fees and bonuses, Japanese
top managers commit hara-kiri. Russia's top managers, while at
intersection of East and West, have chosen their way: they refused
The guy at the liquor store:
- What would you take a good drink?
- Here are Cognac - three years of exposure, here are five years old!
- Come on three, five, I can not stand it!
Military unit. Late at night on the street came the lieutenant colonel
A: "Comrade Colonel, Comrade General, check out the stars in the sky.
P: That would be on their epaulettes.
D: That would be on their brandy.
Chinese Greek philosophers more ... they hit harder.
It's silly to say the naked truth naked woman.
What is the work "day after two?
This is when talking about his wife that he had gone for a day, and come back after two.
Group Lesopoval released a new album. We hope, soon be released and
At the disco strings sophomore rode so that ruined her
Real football fans for our team are ready to break even
Varieties of broilers:
Principal: scored in their prime.
First: He was killed, so as not suffered.
Second: Do not have time ...
In connection with the launching of the aircraft carrier "George Bush" the Arab countries
announced a contest for anti-ship missile called
Premium equipment Lada Prior! You choose what you will
work! If you have something out of this working, you will break it in
Adam and Eve were the ancient ukrami. This is - exactly. Others would not have
ponadkusyvat that same apple from a snake ...
In Kiev on a visit a delegation of Somali pirates for the exchange
Representatives of Gazprom's claim that the Ukrainians steal gas.
At the same time say: "... our Ukrainian colleagues ...".
Yushchenko calls for Bush:
S: Bush, let denyushek with Russia over gas pay. And then we have
freeze, freezing Europe, production stops!
B: Yes, you leave me alone! My cat died!
Putin said that even during the Soviet era gas was continuously
- So can you again in the Union? - Hinted Europeans.
- Najera! - Russian replied, - better money.
When, finally, begins operation to force Ukraine to transit?
Rare gas gets to the middle of Ukraine ...
Moscow lifted Days of Kazakh culture, which found that for
culture had in mind.
- All the old - is surviving in the mind of the new.
- No. Old - it's just surviving new. A surviving in the mind of the new - it
My wife bought a packet of condoms and jealous of each.
What is the age for a woman?
When wearing shoes, dress and clip it looks better than just wearing shoes
Did you know that the Christmas tree, hosted by the children of employees
Gazprom is not Santa Claus only gives presents to kiddies, but once
One of the longest and most complicated show was filmed in the Soviet Union and was called
"The Congress of the CPSU."
Our director said that in connection with the crisis of salaries for January will be
give products - ie, sites and banners ...
If you have a mobile phone has extra 50 rubles, send an SMS to
number of his military unit.
In some of the Wedding Palace recently introduced for a fee
additional service - before the final answer read the groom:
"You have the right to remain silent, everything said you can
used against you ...".
Blonde girlfriend complains:
- Dog in my fool! I show her the sausage and ask: "Who in the house
Boss? ", and she growls at me and sausage takes.
How do cunnilingus great and powerful language?
And how can be a great and powerful language, which has no equivalent to this
Become a sperm donor for a young pretty girl.
Only direct transfusion!
Issue of the Armenian radio:
- What are the similarities between Dr. Freud and Lieutenant Rzhevsky?
- The doctor was a theorist of the sexual revolution, and Rzhevskij - its
They tried to undermine the reputation of Ukraine, but was not found.
To prove the facts of the EU Ukraine of stealing gas, Gazprom put into
pipeline pilot lot of nerve gas sarin. Result
surpassed all expectations: theft is no more! Ukraine and the EU too.
Did you know that ...
In Gazprom has several meeting rooms with different height ceilings.
This explains the variation in prices for gas from 250 to 418.
There are two neighbors after the New Year, one says to another:
- Yesterday went to take a shower - hot water barely flowing ...
- Yes, like Ukraine is stealing not only the gas!
In Russian schools, have introduced a new system of ratings. Now you only
two estimates: FSUs. and tries. Poh. - Commendable tries. - Cheeky. And what
Yesterday in the center of Moscow driver SUV Ford Expedition "is not
lost control and at a speed of 60 km / h vehal in standing on
sidewalk N. Valuev. Fortunately, the car worked pillows
Security and passengers escaped with bruises and abrasions. Less fortunate
SUV: it is not podlezhigt recovery. N. Valuev refused
Medical treatment of scratches on his leg and saying "They have only themselves to blame"
left the accident scene.
Old Muscovite, dying, calls to his son:
- Son, today I will die. Execute my last request: find out what
tomorrow will be the weather?
The sign on the fence: "Beware of the dog ate Viagra!".
What is the age for men?
When a woman in shoes, clothes, and the clip-like more than just a
shoes and clips.
Crisis ERROR ON FIRE.
- So. Report to Major fire service, why yesterday burnt to ashes
separate building, and your subordinates, rather than extinguish
building, doused each other?
- Yes, they mistakenly connected a fire hose to the beer tank ...
- Son, thou sweet "squirrel"?
- No, I will not! I have all the time the tail gets stuck in my throat!
- My friend is afraid of nothing, only the woman in white!
- No, the dentist!
- How's life?
- Yes, what kind of life, when the country's crisis.
Not so fun - with grief vodka drink ..