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Osama bin Laden poblagadaril Ukrainian peacekeeping contingent for
FREE
transferred to the Iraqis weapons ...
Joke #16639 —  
 
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- Do you have bacon?
- No!
- Well then at least tell porky anecdote!
Joke #16638 —  
 
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I agree to live under any social system - totalitarianism, monarchy and
even democracy. With one - the only condition: that the newspaper had
edible.

Boris Usherenko uscheren.de
Joke #16637 —  
 
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An ancient Jewish proverb says: "If you want to corrupt his daughter,
teach her the Torah. "
Modern wisdom: "Do you want to corrupt his daughter, teach her the internet!
:)
Joke #16636 —  
 
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in response to
"Glossy magazine for the blue -" Rear-wheel drive and the announcement of TV programs
Blue: "Reverse gear", as well as an educational program "Reverse"

light erotic program for blue "zadyaya thought" and the club feminists
pink blouse "
Joke #16635 —  
 
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The party said the "need", the YCL said "there ".... and went to drink
Joke #16634 —  
 
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Vanity - a form of existence of fools, but a form of existence of matter --
clothes.
Joke #16633 —  
 
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- Yesterday saw hypnotherapy panel ...
- You're Th?
- Yes, and Galkina with Kirkorov ...
- Do not be!
- Even as it may, I have now a new plasma TV!
Joke #16632 —  
 
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Kneeling, she apologized and he could not stand, unbuttoned
fly.
Joke #16631 —  
 
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And the Lord said: Host and multiply!
Joke #16422 —  
 
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The action of the Kremlin! Be the son of Defense Minister - and you get free
director's chair in Gazbank and another bonus - free push old ladies at
the streets of Moscow!
Joke #16421 —  
 
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What would enjoy and be on our toes - should that be I was you.
Joke #16419 —  
 
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To bear as a symbol expressing the essence of "United Russia", it must
represent the chain and lick ass president.
Joke #16418 —  
 
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I do not have enough money, well, just like ... just like everyone, I guess.
Joke #16417 —  
 
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Director:
- I already did "Alien-4", why take on Harry Potter-5 "?
Joke #16416 —  
 
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- With this increase in prices for fuel, rather quickly concluding the annual
contract benzokalonkoy, we will get cars for free. :-)
Joke #16414 —  
 
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Nicholas Basque Country! Taisiya Povala!
Joke #16413 —  
 
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Want to please his wife's mother? Send it to the New Year in Paris! Let
ran into Year of the Dog in the manger.
Joke #16412 —  
 
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Old man came out of the Barents Sea coast, threw his net and caught a fine
confiscation of the catch.
Joke #16411 —  
 
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Shark-1, 5 thousand! Panda-24! Man-32!
32 teeth is the norm!
... shit, I'm Panda.
Joke #16409 —  
 
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"Enough of the communists to beat our snouts in the Rada", - Yushchenko said, taking
the party Klitschko.
Joke #16408 —  
 
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5 categories of climbing:
1. Rocks, Rocks, Rocks .....
2. Rocks, tents ...
3. Rocks, tents, grub ...
4. Rocks, tents, grub, girls ...
5. Tents, scoff, girls ... Again, these rock! ...
Black climber
Joke #16407 —  
 
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Warning Propala mad dog!
Joke #16406 —  
 
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- Your speech pozeltizmom smack!
- What beautiful words you know ... "smack!"
Joke #16405 —  
 
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... "a smart Israeli climbers passed over the highest summit of the world --
Everest ... "
Joke #16404 —  
 
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A friend asks the other:
- Why are you so fond of women?
- Because I - intelligent, kind and beautiful.
- Why do not you get married?
- So, I repeat - because I - intelligent ...
Joke #16403 —  
 
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If you arrange to work in Arctic and see a line in the contract
"full time" - RUN out NOW!
Joke #16402 —  
 
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Husband and wife are going to the south to rest.
Things have it more abundantly.
- What do you put on yourself? - Screaming wife to her husband. - It's not clothing, but
kind of uniform!
- Right. Let people do not think that I'm your husband. Let take
me for a porter.
Joke #16401 —  
 
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- Among the politicians are good people
- Sorry, your tone is not clear - this statement or question.
- This is a surprise.
Joke #16400 —  
 
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Comes in. penguin in a bar. Orders a whiskey and cigarettes.
She sits at a table, drinks whiskey, smokes a cigarette. Rises and
the exit. All visitors to the aute, watching the penguin.
Penguin:
- What are you looking at me like?
The first returns from oblivion Bar:
- Yes we are all for the first time we see a penguin, drinking whiskey and smoking
cigarettes, but still talking.
Penguin:
- With such prices - and the last.
Joke #16399 —  
 
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The answer to the question: "Your favorite drink in the morning?" strongly depends on
to go that day to work or not.
Joke #16398 —  
 
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Two guests of the third, smoke in the kitchen. One of the guests:
- Sugar is dissolved in the vodka because it has water,
in alcohol does not dissolve.
The owner thought brought alcohol, sugar, sat down and prevented. Those who started
talk to another guest:
- And you said - Mishka miser, would not recognize that he
is alcohol.
Joke #16397 —  
 
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Once Dr. Pedik burned with passion. Dr. Li has collected its fragments,
put them in a sarcophagus with the inscription "ashes Doctors shit and hung it
sarcophagus in a mausoleum next to Lenin. Now, in the mausoleum of the queue
queers are arranged to look at the ashes of his idol.
Joke #16396 —  
 
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Spade - each soldier! Where to take a shit - there and buried

D) | (blrUT
Joke #16395 —  
 
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Three early spermodinamiki:
1. There can not be eternal pIhatel.
2. There can not be pIhatel second monster (simultaneously with the first).
3. Unattainable state of absolute dick (Theorem Hernsta).
Joke #16394 —  
 
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At the threshold of elections of deputies from FUTURE flash posters
slogans, wishes always faithfully serve the people. Well, after
elections, they have come to mind another slogan for the people: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Decode: 5 (five years) for 4 years, 3 shifts, on 2 machines, for 1
Salary! Solntseff
Joke #16393 —  
 
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Another extension of the old ....

Immediately after the declaration of American Scientists on the expulsion of the expedition to Mars in
2015, Russian promised that they would be on Mars before, and almost
two times cheaper.

- What is the secret Russian scientists?
- There is no secret. Ordinary Americans are planning to return there.
- And our impatiently AMERICANS AND BACK TO THEIR ROCKETS * *!

(c) abcdenis
Joke #16392 —  
 
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Supplement to "The benefits of prayer before the mobile phone" from
01/12/2005:

- To purchase a new mobile phone is enough to have money and beauty
connection nearby.

- You can have multiple cell phones simultaneously or change
continuously, and for this company will not run with the axes of refuseniks
manufacturer's old mobile.

- If you do not like mobile phone, this can be written in the forum.
Discuss prayer in the forums - a terrible sin.

- Every year there are new cell phones with new properties. Prayers
static.

- Cell phones help parents to establish the location of their children

- For mobile phones can write the program yourself. In Java and Python!

And most important: At the end, too, they say, and you can hear!
This means that the mobile phone - just works!

(c) abcdenis
Joke #16391 —  
 
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Petka were saying Vasily Ivanovich: "Vasily Ivanovich, you for whom:
for the National bolshnvikov, Ali for the International Democrat ?..." - Well, and
do you think that the answer Petka Chapaev folk hero?
Joke #16390 —  
 
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Tipsy couple engaged seksosm. She thought: My God, both from
I smell fumes. And puknula.
Joke #16389 —  
 
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Ukraine has announced an open competition on the topic: What to do with
cash proceeds from the sale of Kryvorizhstal?
Gazprom won with a proposal "to buy gas"
Joke #16386 —  
 
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They talk, blonde, brunette and red.

Amber: girl you know I'm with my boyfriend used to have sex
top, I will have a boy!

Brunette: Oh, girls, and I love the bottom, I will have a girl!

Blonde: girls, do not believe me, I have a raki will!
Joke #16385 —  
 
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How to determine the taste of a healthy woman?
If sour, then well
Joke #16384 —  
 
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"What are you, woman's son had done!" - One dog barked another.
Joke #16383 —  
 
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How much change the desktop appearance, if the name "New
folder to make just one mistake ... - "New Polly" ...
Joke #16382 —  
 
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- Why the Caucasus men are not allowed to talk to women in their
presence?
- And you did not hear what blizzard is Tina Kandelaki?
Joke #16381 —  
 
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If he becomes the President of Ukraine, and Schwarzenegger - U.S. President
feel, will be arranged "Duel of the two Presidents.
Joke #16380 —  
 
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Continuation of old ....

Immediately after the declaration of American Scientists on the expulsion of the expedition to Mars in
2015, Russian promised that they would be on Mars before, and almost
two times cheaper.

- What is the secret Russian scientists?
- There is no secret. Ordinary Americans are planning to return there.
- And our impatiently Americans and return with them!
- Well I do not know how there is your and our settle there
Joke #16379 —  
 
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They say that we are lazy and do not like to work. It's not true! Most
Russians in principle not against the work. The main thing is that it does not interfere with binge
and other hobbies.
Joke #16378 —  
 
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Increasingly, in the Chukotka region of newborn boys called Roma or Abram, as
Girls - Chelsea. (Vasil Lucas)
Joke #16377 —  
 
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