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Santa Claus wakes up in the morning on January 1, my head hurts badly, says:
- - Why I bought this cheap card megaphone, so much money on vodka
Kerensky believed that there is nothing more permanent than temporary.
Bolsheviks in that it quickly dissuaded.
flyer for a vote in the elections
N 7-United Russia
The current Government is the second coming of the Normans. But not
origin, and on the future place of residence.
The monkey work began because of a man!
- This we know from the evolutionists, and they say:
"To become a monkey man took millions of years!"
Reflecting on this, I think:
"How lazy monkey ... Maybe she resisted!?"
There is a tradition to celebrate New Year and guzzle Old ...
Announcement at the station.
Anna Korenina proudite the second path, the driver waiting for you soon
I know, the city will collapse, usohnet wonderful garden, as long as these people in Parliament
When Newton, in order to discover the law of universal gravitation
It took an apple, what prompted Freud to the discovery of the unconscious?
Tale "Gingerbread Man" edited by Sorokin - Co. Lobok "
"There were worse times, but was not a Jew"
In Afghanistan, wounding 3 American commandos: one otrovalo feet
another right hand, and the third head.
The girl, who spends much time in inete-called INETCHITSA
Why the bear on the old emblem of the United Russia "was brown, but on
become the new blue?
Gryzlov, answered a journalist, asked to comment
change the logo: "Well, what stuck, nasty ...!?".
Sergei Shoigu Kuzhugetych UPDATE boss, explaining that such
way the party wants to attract new voters, previously active
attracted by Vladimir Zhirinovsky, by visiting certain clubs ...
Mohammed waved the sword, so demolition wife language, but only cut it, and with
Since then, there were snakes.
It is a fat policeman suffering in the sun and it fits slightly
for fun with a young beer sprtsmen and said: - Maybe you should do
sports and will be easier to serve. To which the policeman replies: No
worry lad, I always train in the form.
And how can express the depth of despair impotent 5 characters?
Very simply: 5-30!
What are the similarities between Moscow and Tel Aviv?
And here and there to make sure that you are a good citizen you
asked for registration.
Two teenagers talking.
- Vova, but you have me worth?
Vova intilegentny boy of fifteen, adjusting his glasses:
- You know, Masha, I have at the moment hypersexuality, I should
The prevailing satirist - is the one whose work laid down in the outhouse.
To work, you must desire, but to make - Opportunities.
Recommendation: caution here shit - always pronounced later
Following the old advertising slogan "You better"
MTS is going to use two new ones:
"You have more" and "You're more likely.
Bill Gates at a reception at his psychoanalyst:
- Mr. Gates! I still can not agree that all the evil in the world of apples and
penguins, but that it is in your honor called a billion billion ...
When Gerasim was bored in the winter, he just beat dogs on the ice ...
Man sits quietly at night and watching porn, thinks that his wife is asleep.
Well sit and images to scroll. A wife woke up to relieve himself, and quietly
stood behind him - looking.
Suddenly a man hears:
- Come on ... Browse through the picture up ... Another one ... more ... There is!
Such curtains in the kitchen I want!
- Sweetheart, what do you give?
- No matter what, my dear, if only box machine and a computer system
After the elections in the Tambov region in the regional Duma, the emblem of
changed (was a beehive and three bees) bear zhruschego honey.
Alcohol is useful - millions of men can not be wrong.
Man comes to the doctor. Comes in. and says:
- Good day!
- Good day!
- What are you mimicking me? What are you, doctor, ill have found that
Do? Found on whom revenge can, yes? And I'm now on you
chief doctor probably realized? "Good day"! Teasing me, goat ...
Will you good day! .. Well, I have all kind of relieved ... Up
- Ah, the goat - again waves?!
Cinderella disappear at midnight, and the princes - the early morning.
- Darling, I want you and I had something that you have not yet been
- Mmmm .... to anyone .... Ah, here: let's buy a bottle of vodka, sit down
around it, and we will watch and do not drink.
Damn gate - a little dog;
Damn podzabornaya - yes we all have it, something to hide?
Damn town - a beautiful woman living in Moscow;
Substrate - the lower part of the spoon;
Podryg - diskach;
Bitch fucking - a beautiful woman, she is - she-goat;
Fucking bitch - a beautiful woman who is even more beautiful from what
that was with you;
Sukunah - worth. Zhdem's!
Tone - a very short signal SOS;
Being is a disgrace - I have two in the morning on the central square of the city;
Trepak - a long talk about anything;
Mozgoeb - a special kind of distortions, peculiar suffering from lack
Nevebennaya goat - a goat, which is trying to wriggle out of this, despite
all your desire;
Pussy in the ass - beautiful woman in the car "traffic jam";
Ass to pussy - monthly at a beautiful woman.
- And I dyed hair.
- Yes, and in what color?
- Now I'm blond.
- Well - you're cool!
- Oh, signal lights, well, I ran so far.
- Bye! Alo - Mashun, I soon will.
Suspected of involvement in bomb blast in a Moscow apartment building on skralsya
prosecution of law enforcement agencies in the territory of Ukraine - on
Ukraine began to demarcate the Russo-Ukrainian border. It
done to stop the squandering of wealth Square
- Bacon, moonshine, chicken-and hohlatok hohlushek. Also, can prevent the flow
Russian guest workers on construction sites in Ukraine. Boundary will include
a deep ditch. This uncomplicated manner assumed great
save on exploration work. This policy began
to bear fruit - have already unearthed two Russian gas pipeline and
began their test operations.
Tree sale team. Parts for assembly is not completed.
- What's new logo symbolizes the bloc of Yulia Timoshenko - red spot
on a white background?
- Wear a pad.
Classification accessibility of Java:
strongly reachable - not weak available
softly reachable - as it were available
weakly reachable - poorly accessible
phantom reachable - fig available
unreachable - no fig not available
- Hello big penis
- Blow job?
- Eye Diamond
Grandmother - Grandson: - "Eugene, what are you going to: potatoes or porridge? "
Grandma: "No mess! "
Papa network technician (for blandinok-programmer), my son came up to him:
Dad, and in what order the colors of the rainbow?
Dad: white-orange, orange, white and green .... Blue ....
Footballers cry from the field balls: "Gingerbread Man, let's go play football! "
Gingerbread Man: "Yes, go, you! "
Sumo wrestler goes to the site: "Oh, again forgot to put a bandage! "
Revolutionaries-bombers and George Beribolchish
New: Bubble Gum "Dirol" Garlic!
Terrorists made it their aim to establish an Islamic empire - Cheney.
That's (Cheney) has decided to name his empire, U.S. Vice President Richard
Signs: If during the meal you drop it sticks to you will Chinaman
Brothel "Beeline": the first 100 free of frictions - one day.
Cattle-promotion: "Vote for United Russia and get a ticket for" Day
Watch as a gift.