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For those who do not know, there is a Latvian name Dinah.
- I will not let on!
Berndalen forgotten at the start of the gun and come ... second
Plant for production of toilet brushes banned supermarkets glue
bar code on their products, because boitsya raids by studio
Lebedev whose logo is this code.
In China, the largest number of prisoners: because of the great similarity
have put at least ten similar to the sketch of the Chinese.
In response to the work of Korean scientists to study the genome of the dog, Ukraine
initiated a process to study the pig genome.
Perhaps it is time to say Bushmen Yushchenko, that "Little Russia" does not
means "little in common with Russia?
Question one Ukrainian politics: What's so hard for a year obosr @ lsya?
... Love your friends, I am not cool obosr @ lsya I prozora cocoa ...
Judging by how turned manufacturers of fake registration
Vehicle registration plates, soon we will tell about ushlyh factory workers
Goznak, printing duplicates of cash by ...
- What is a coup?
- This is when you come to the President's Reception and break there for a couple of chairs.
Carlson exhibition of paintings Savrasov:
- All, baby. Wanker, arrived.
So sang earlier:
Steppe Is All Around,
Way far lies
In the steppes of deaf
Freezing the driver.
And so - now about Khodorkovsky (and soon Abramovich):
Steppe Is All Around,
Way far lies
In the steppes of deaf
Russia supplies to Iran missile systems Tor - a purely
defensive, they are designed to shoot down flying targets and for
churning ground targets, including crossing the street at intersections,
we have other capabilities - noted the Minister of Defense and
.. Not by bread alone Jew man!
As will be better: There's Yushchenko or VonYuschenko?
Dumplings Gallina Blanca - pleasure in each small cube!
Life outside the womb, so strains, that the peasants life spent in that there
Yevgeny Petrosyan Voganovich filed a lawsuit against one of the humorous newspaper
for the fact that she stole his material from anekdot.ru
In France, the pig during sex screaming: "uiii! Uiii !!!".
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays with friends in the pool.
Schwarzenegger taking aim at the ball, preparing to strike.
Friends he burn:
- Arnie, where you tselishsya? There is no pocket!
- There will be.
Ukraine, Russia: "Who are bygones be GAS won!"
December 12 "Constitution Day" is no longer a public holiday in
connection with the abolition of the constitution.
2020. After the final collapse of the EU, Latvia seeks compensation for
Illegal joining the European Union, the withdrawal of NATO troops and the immediate
deportation of three million Turks.
- Girl! You can make you a compliment?
- You know what the most elegant places on your legs?
- Studs on shoes!
The husband asks his wife, in a whisper:
- Honey, did you like?
- What like?
- Well ... as "was" ...
- What? There was something?
- Do you like diluted vodka beer?
- No, I like to dilute the vodka alcohol.
USA, Brooklyn, the Negro quarter .... flatlet old nigger.
Nigger, fat black woman, Ten Little Indians .... doorbell ...
At the door, drunk as a "rubbish" Santa Claus.
- Hello, children! I Qu ... Kukluks ... Cla .... pancake ...
- Children ... pancake ... Zzzz I'm Santa Claus !!!!!
written by the author
Sit in a swamp two frogs. One brags:
- Today I will be meeting with Ivan Tsarevich!
- A Frenchman I arranged to meet at the restaurant!
What we expect from modern cinema?
1. If the hero placed a pistol to the head of great size, and
the villain asks him to pray before his death, then a second
seksapilnaya lady necessarily give him a shovel to the head.
2. If a speeding motorcycle on the side of the hero shot of the machine 20
people, then traces of the bullets will be uniform lines surge
parallel to the direction of motion of the hero.
3. The timer on the detonator always stops for 0.01 second to the public
pi ** ca.
4. If, even in the most horrible car avriyu falls
positive hero, he was with some bruises on his face
will choose from a broken machine.
5. If in avrii involved villain or even strangers
person, with a probability of 100% of the TV screen was decorated by explosion
6. James Bond never dies.
7. In any movie with Cameron Diaz her someone trahnet.
Imagine that at the press conference Sir Paul McCarthy after his
concert on Red Square, some reporter in a pink blouse ask
- I am a representative of the Armenian Radio. Ckazhite Sir Paul, and why
concert you sing their songs live and remakes of songs by Kirkorov
plywood? Is it because the level of these songs for you too high?
Rate culture response to Sir Paul in points.
The girl in the bloom boobs.
Her smoke was accompanied by signs of apparent pereeba.
Pessimism and depression - it effects nedokurki.
World War II, it will not bug ninzya.
But is it hot? Know what the corpses in the crematorium ?!?!?!
New! One-legged chicken grill from Afghanistan! Instead, cut off an explosion
leg surprise - a bag of cocaine!
- I do not understand why a rag in the sink urinating?
At nekrofilskoy party corpses burned all night
- When I was young, then defended Stalingrad! For this I was given a "Volga"!
- When I married I was carrying a white Volga!
- When I call a taxi, for me comes yellow "Volga"!
And now some Deri, it is spare wheel ukazyvet me, on what and where I
At the bazaar.
Grandma:-A young man, buy a dog!
- Thanks, I'm already married ...
Moses - this is a beta version of Ivan Susanin.
Was not able to start the Jews in the desert ...
Create a Union for the Protection of the Rights of bees. Main objective: to condemn Beeline for
use a combination of colors, historically belonging to the bees!
Otsuzhennye money will be distributed among the members of the Union. Help yourself and
winged striped brothers and join our circle! A friend would not abandon other
even if it is striped!
The wife's husband went to business trips, and to her no one came.
Former lead singer of aria adjusted release electric kettles under
brand boiled, feature of these dummies is that when vylivaesh of
his last drops of water, he begins to perform the song "I'm free."
Don Quixote: Sancho, you my friend?
Sancho: No, Don, that's enough! Come to finishing their women!
- Watson, a surprising number!
- Yes, yes, I too felt the smell of sewage pit in which we
Because of the incredible similarity in China simply can not find the culprit
in the discharge of benzene in the Amur.
Oligarch Deripaska said that at the GAZ factory ceases production of the Volga,
which became a symbol of a bygone Soviet era.
Incidentally, one such is the president Vladimir Putin. He even
boasted before George W. Bush, that he has this.
At this Bush modestly said that he had Afghanistan and Iraq.
In an official statement from head of the Moscow Guild of vampires, infection
AIDS blood from Voronezh to us has been received. We have the most reliable
verification system. Yes, and the verifier runs the risk not only the teeth but
Sat down on the toilet? Consider, went to the elections.