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CIS - Union punishable by Gazprom.
Joke #17557 —  
 
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why fresh political anecdote
Joke #17556 —  
 
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In 1994, Ukraine gave up its nuclear oruzhzhiya in exchange for guarantees
security, including economic. In light of recent events
appealed to the guarantor countries, saying Russia for its gas prices has
pressure on us. The leaders called Putin and told that
violated the agreement.
Putin calls the Gazprom:
- Are you there mad: exert pressure on Ukraine? Immediately reduce
Pressure!
- So, Vladimir Putin, already reduced. If you wish, we can
reduce to zero.
Joke #17555 —  
 
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- What is the most popular slogan for Britain?
- Perverts all countries - unite!
Joke #17554 —  
 
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One day George W. Bush decided in advance to purchase a ticket to paradise. All
honest clerics refused to do so. But finally the CIA chief
sought a Baptist priest, who brought Bush to the desired ticket.
Bush got a ticket in hand, stared at him long and, finally, with doubt
said that the ticket probably is not valid, because it lacks
barcode.
Suddenly there was a sinister laugh and a devilish voice said: - "Do not
worry! The largest hot pot for you have already achieved, and without
any ticket.
Joke #17553 —  
 
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Peaches.
Melons.
Aubergine ...

Sometimes the food is just food.

Professor Arinaus
Joke #17552 —  
 
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Ukrainian security services have not been able to find out the name of the person in
Gazprom, who first uttered the phrase - "Yushchenko? Ta-a-ak ..."
Joke #17551 —  
 
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Progressive Mrs. Vitrenko, whose vacation leave coincided with the master
Medvedev, who said: "If Yushchenko before 1 January 2006
year does not agree with the requirements of Medvedev, the responsibility for the failure of its
leave entirely, too heavy burden will be borne by NATO, George
Bush, Mikhail Saakashvili, in part, Monica Lewinsky.

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Joke #17550 —  
 
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For you fans of the beautiful!
On the last page of our magazine, we give a reproduction of pictures
Malevich's Black Square. If you have a fine artistic taste, you
can cut from it a black label on the reverse side write
"Naftogaz Ukraine" and send a letter to Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

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Joke #17549 —  
 
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New expression of Putin: poison gas in the outhouse!

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Joke #17548 —  
 
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Putin has very liked to play the trumpet. Especially on the gas.

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Joke #17547 —  
 
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Russia Gazprom conducted exercises to deliver gas to Europe via
Ukrainian territory without its consent. Participate in the exercises
David Copperfield, and Anatoly Kashpirovsky. Conditioned opponent ate
proposed fat, took a bribe and did not notice. Mr Medvedev
praised the combat capability of pipeline forces of Russia and
zasobiralsya leave due to the fraternal country.

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Joke #17546 —  
 
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The gas conflict economic entities grew into
political flatulence. The first violin plays a country - the supplier (for
conditions, FOB).

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Joke #17545 —  
 
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-Do you have schizophrenia? Read "The Master and Margarita".
- A little recovered? Do not watch "The Master and Margarita".
Joke #17544 —  
 
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Serial "The Master and Margarita". Sponsor of the show - Cream Witches Black
pearls "!
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After a flurry of criticism on obrushevshegosya series "The Master and Margarita"
Directed Bortko immediately began to shoot continued - "The Return
cat Behemoth. "Starring - King Kong! In the role of Marguerite - Harry
Potter!

DeN
Joke #17542 —  
 
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Maybe prokanaet under American anecdote: a blonde walks into a bar,
Poles, Jews, lawyers, dentists, a nigger and fag, come up to the bar
stand, sit, and so expectantly looking at the bartender.
Barman, accordingly, looks at them and said: I do not understand, what floor,
anecdote?!
Joke #17541 —  
 
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- How young lives?
- Life is good. Young, too.
Joke #17540 —  
 
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If America wants to align with any country of their positions
so she wants this country stood before her in the position of "cancer".
Joke #17539 —  
 
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Moscow has covered an unprecedented snowfall. For one day in the sediment dropped monthly
rate janitors.
Joke #17538 —  
 
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Hromotest.
In cold: many blue-blue, pink, blush, straights, turn white, bi-and
latent stained with these shades.
Joke #17537 —  
 
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For its Godzilla in the "Kin-Kong" did not go.
Joke #17536 —  
 
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At the disco:
- Girl, you are very beautiful. Can you perepihnutsya?
- No of course!
- Yes, and I can not yet ohotku. I politely asked!
Joke #17535 —  
 
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"Prices for gas charged by Gazprom - $ 230. A
why then it is not 500, not 700? ", - said President Yushchenko.
"And this idea!" - Thought to Gazprom.
Joke #17534 —  
 
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- You have to be lucky next year!
- Why?
- Next year the dog, and you're lucky like this bitch!
Joke #17533 —  
 
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Yandex - there is everything. Google - nothing was lost.
Joke #17532 —  
 
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You have to dig a pit, and you do not bother me - finished, do pool.
Joke #17531 —  
 
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So many willing to sell soul to the devil, that he was fit to declare the tender.
Joke #17530 —  
 
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Not to say: "You idiot, because until you do not reach any
the floor. "Just tell him:" Charming Man, you and I do not understand each other,
because our positions are very far.
Joke #17529 —  
 
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Now the police are the dogs, trained to find drugs and
alcohol. So, if the dogs did not withdraw in time for the job, then they
demolition begins.

Joke #17528 —  
 
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- Vladimir Vladimirovich, you have read our proposals to Ukraine at prices gas? - Yes, it suits me. But I have two quick points: first -- smart-ass is written in small letters, and the ** th - separately

Joke #17505 —  
 
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Sysadmin fancied himself a god network, electrician rudely dispelled this myth.
Joke #17432 —  
 
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During the last visit of Condoleezza Rice made a V. Tymoshenko offer to lead al-Qaeda. The U.S. administration hopes that with her guide the terrorists will be no gasoline, no sugar, and, most importantly, begin plastidovy deep crisis. Account for its remarkable efficiency, Americans are hoping that the terrorist organization would collapse in half a year because of economic chaos.

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Joke #17305 —  
 
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Call. - Hello, this is a hotline? Help, vodka has risen in price, money is not even on opohmel! - Do you have two exits. : First, gather all his strength of will, start new life, stop drinking, find a new job and you lost need for vodka. - Lies are not lost. A second way out? - The second is much simpler: rewrite his apartment on the real estate agent, in dedicatory specify obligation of the agent to supply you with vodka free. ... .. Call. - Hello, this is a hotline? I am concerned about how our country will come from gas crisis? - Do not worry, we have two ways ...

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Joke #17304 —  
 
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Known in some circles Bolivian priestess of love, Viola Victoria Bolivar named CDH categorically denied rumors that she was "not stand the two ... "Such rumors are opaque dirty game of my rivals!" -- emphasized seniority CDH.

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Joke #17303 —  
 
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According to research conducted by SRI Gazpromenergo site anecdote. Py

high content of nitrous oxide in the gas supplied by Gazprom,
increases jokes
Joke #17302 —  
 
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They come two blondes:
- We are on the road!
- No, we are on the path!
While arguing, they knocked down the train.
Joke #17301 —  
 
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Wow! Mr. Bezrukov correct ... But:
If he started with the bandit ... corrected .. began locating ... was reformed
Yesenin ... correct ... Christ was ...

What happens next??
Joke #17300 —  
 
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Why all sites five-minute call girl damn day?
Joke #17299 —  
 
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Often gets up at night? Experiencing a burning sensation when urinating? It will pass.
Eventually.
Joke #17298 —  
 
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MTS. The new tariff "Van Helsing". Mochi vampires!
(c)
Joke #17297 —  
 
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Summary of "The Master & Margarita" in the style Lukyanenko.
193 ... year. Dark magician of the highest category VI, the last time zamechennny
200 years before in Germany, materializes in Moscow. It produces
imbalance, eliminating one of neinitsiirovannyh other --
some B1, who refused to join the cause of Darkness. Other recent B2, not
is different, trying to pursue V., but he easily goes into the twilight
together with his companions - the third level mage K., magician of the second
Level A. and werewolf K. Behemoth.
To sovobodit place to implement their designs, V.
legalized under the name of the magician, with the teleport to 1000 km
south landlord.
Note. Before the liquidation B1, B. sets out his version of the history of the court
Inquisition of the Light magician of the highest category I.Kh. that took place in 1930
years before the events described, resulting in no laughing imbalance in the
benefit of Darkness for the period up to 3 days before regeneration I.Kh.
Joke #17296 —  
 
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Continuing the series of books "Windows for Dummies" in the sale were received:
"Photoshop for morons" and "CorelDraw for the freaks"
Joke #17295 —  
 
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Prose spoil unnecessary words, painting - extra paint, music - extra
music, sculpture - extra marble figure - overweight. Only sex
perfect - there is nothing superfluous!
Joke #17294 —  
 
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The modern equivalent of the famous Shishkin ...." Starlings ahueli "
Joke #17293 —  
 
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Once off the plane, packed in a wild rush to the paratroopers, among
them - two friflaistov, fans of "relax" before the jump and
advocates that the true "spirit of free flaya" can be found by expanding
consciousness.
The aircraft gained height, the command "Ready". Everyone got up, preparing for
office. The "Go".
Then suddenly, producing, rolling his eyes, grabs friflaistov by the scruff and
screams:
"You guys that ohreneli?! You should have put a parachute! ".
Friflaisty chorus in response, making puzzled, innocent persons:
Who smoky?! We smoky?! "
/ dropzone.by /
Joke #17292 —  
 
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I tried a lot of money to wash dishes, but chose the one ... wife!
Joke #17291 —  
 
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Advertising: Tights Omsan know all about your desires! A hygiene
gaskets on each day "Olldeys" in general could be so inundated!
Joke #17290 —  
 
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Tell me who your boss, and I'll tell you what a dog.
Joke #17289 —  
 
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Cherkizovsky meat processing plant, in addition to its well-known
brand 'Sausage Doctor ", has announced the launch of new line
Products: Sausage Candidate "," Sausage member of correspondents and
"Indeed, membership sausage.
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