Complete sentence of five verbs, punctuation and conjunctions.
Decided to send to go buy a drink.
They talk three kid: the son of a rabbi, a priest's son and the son of the owner McDonald.
The son of a rabbi says: "My father - a rabbi. When he goes to Brooklyn, all saying: "Teacher, teacher ...""
Son of the priest said: "Just imagine!" That's my father - a priest. All turned to him and say: "Holy Father!"
"What's that!" - The son of the owner of McDonald's. - That's my mom weighs entire 650 pounds! "" So what? "- ask friends." How's that! All, who neither look at her, saying: "Oh my God!"
The phrases that men like to hear:
- Sorry, I was wrong! - Do not worry, I can cope with all three: I have a black belt in karate. - Darling, you sure have drank enough? - I have not talked too much? - I'm going in FIG! - I decided today to walk home naked. - We are friends you have prepared a little surprise. Girls Undress! - My sister wants to sleep with us. You do not mind if she lies with us? - I briefly outside the house whitewash. - What do I do this in order to make amends? - For parents, I'll go myself, but you still come down with friends at a strip ... - Do not you must now sit with friends in the boozer? - I was so excited when you're drunk ... - Tonight, I need only shameless, debauched sex. - Look, I earn well. Why do you work? Better to teach poker.
The first class of the conference is flying top management major airline. In the cabin quiet. Each immersed in his thoughts: President of the airline: "We need to quickly organize, the company
to offshore, to swing the bucks go for the non-existent services. In the new year to buy the whole family or there porshiki new Lamborghini. There will be half an hour from
jump of joy. " Chief Accountant: "We must negotiate with the bank to reschedule the payment salaries of the airline, and cut the interest rate. At the end of the year all premium accounts in the amount of annual pay for the savings fund wages, and a mansion on the Canaries. Family day will be joy jump. " Chief Inspector: "We have until the end of the year pilots dressing organize, that kerosene was calculated up to the drop. At the end of the year will get bonus. Buy new Mercy, on New Year's going to bring the family to London in five-star holiday to meet, will be a week to jump for joy. "
At this time the plane sits at the controls the pilot, who was detained salary, which every day compost brains, causing the fly to the last drop of kerosene and thinks: "We need to throw the wheel to hell mother, the entire month, the airline will jump for joy. " www.bestavia.com
In the subway car is composed of two boozy passenger, gently supporting each bridesmaid.
The first passenger: A Th-ta for prazzzznik Sedna? Second passenger: Mi ... hic ... iiinin won Pppp pozharsssss ... ... ... Skog Third passenger: (waking up) Sessions ... with some account?