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Lying on the street a poor man beaten, covered in blood. Go past the political scientist and
- You see, a colleague, another victim of the process uncivilized
- Yes, the man who did it, definitely need our help ...
Baba novogo Russian bears in the hospital. He asked the doctor:
- Listen, bro, and abortion can be done just before the birth?
- No, sorry, too late!
- Well, after?
Two friends talking:
- How's your sex?
- Yes Standard - five positions 1,2 ... 5 and reverse.
In Russia, the twin evils: taxi drivers and road!
Ad in the newspaper "Izvestia": ON THE RIGHTS OF ADVERTISING
PUBLIC CHAMBER INVITES PUBLIC TO WORK executioner.
Subway "Semenovskaya" decided to rebuild, rename
moved to South Butovo.
How to divert three Khokhlov raping Russian girl?
Throw them a piece of bacon.
How to divert three Khokhlov tyryaschih Russian gas?
Throw them a piece of bacon.
How to divert three Khokhlov ...
Throw them a piece of bacon.
The implication is clear.
Yesterday, Putin mastered the locomotive, and today - bathyscaphe.
From the official chronicle
Eighteen crows died from heat in Moscow for this
summer. All officials who have committed this slovenliness, dismissed. All
prefectures of the city began construction of the "crow slobodkas --
comfortable lounges (troughs) for the crows, equipped
air conditioning, bars and strip clubs.
1941. Address: Moscow, Russia region, Germany.
1991. Address: Peter's ranch, state of Russia, the United States.
2061. Address: Village Brussels, the Central European Region, Russia.
3000 year. Address: Planet Moscow ...
British police have recommended that their employees fired
predpolgaemym bombers in the head.
Since the main features of suicide are nervousness and a backpack with
wires (?), then in the near future customers psychiatrists and
tourism companies, spetsiliziruyuschemsya on classical tourism, clearly
1945. End of the Great Patriotic War. The Germans took Moscow. Found
Stalin (C). Hitler flies (G). Brought to him Stalin.
- (A) Well, Joseph, now shoot you
- (C) Net ... Can I just go
- (D) is terrible for you ..?
- (C) Yes
- (G) and correctly because you are on the cruel games ... You placed a Molotov
- (C) Well, my e ... poimeli as rebenka.
Here otkryvaetsya door, enters the room, Molotov, begins to embrace
Stalin posmeevayas. All the German soldiers, led by Hitler begins
leave the room. Stalin suitable Zhukov and asked
- And you, Comrade Stalin does not awaken revenge.
- (C) D and you're right comrade Zhyukov .... Shoot comrade Molotov.
South Korean scientists have cloned a dog.
It would seem that with this beer Sokol.
Since Russia acquittals only 0,3% (under Stalin
was not less than 10%), a presidential decree judiciary received a new
name better reflects the essence and purpose - sAdebnaya. Now
All judges are called sAdi, their task - to plant. High and all other
Courts renamed gardens.
At moskalskie channels are being sued, because they showed an orange
symbols without the permission of Andrei Yushchenko, who is the holder
exclusive rights to it.
The man first took the little boy on the football.
Boy chanting: PI-I-SKA, PI-I-SKA!
Father to him: You fool, you must scream CSKA!
Rambler-news Find out Russia's news in the interpretation of the CIA.
.... usual rainy evening in February 2010 ...
- Listen, cormorants, and Th at cha vasche for compo-something?
- Yes, so-so, the stone 233 gigahertz, operatives 64 giga ... But mother
Freaky, almost "NoName"!
- And you want to say that at this atstoe you have beta 0.9 Duke Nuken
Forever does not pull?!
(c) Alex Iontsev 2005
Two sausages hanging on a tree, and one other said:
- And I, when I grew up going to the bike!
Proposed competition for the best solution to the problem "Yushchenko and his son."
The winners, the following prizes:
1. Apartment in a prestigious district of Kiev;
2. The car brand BMW (red);
3. Cell phone Vertu.
There are also incentive prizes:
- Brand name "Orange Revolution" (loose)
- Watch from the personal collection Yushchenko (bulk)
At birth the midwife dropped it on the keyboard. His booty immediately
stamped on print "Hello, World!". Fate solved ..
Tips. In the supermarket in line at the cashier did not run from
a long queue in a shorter, because it can stand in two
- Sit down, Stirlitz in the legs is no truth, - said Mueller.
- In the ass, too, - said Stirlitz.
Airport. Luggage. Employee:
- Well, well, show bags, and no nerves, unless you are lucky, they'll
demonstrate to terrorists.
After registration, "Yes!" consider it necessary, by virtue of a
precedent, to register for a right to the other words and signs
marks the Ukrainian language. Looking for sponsors to pay for registration.
Yesterday, at a Sotheby's auction was sold for 100 million
political brand of "Down with Yushchenko!". He bought a young man,
arrived at BMW, surrounded by bodyguards. Asked
"Where did he get so much money?" He replied: "For this I had
sell my favorite brand "Sche not vmerla Ukraina!"
Netherlands national football team has filed a lawsuit against Ukraine for the use of
registered trademark for commercial purposes. "Imagine
what political PR receives each time the Ukraine, when we go to
field ", - said the representative of the originally orange.
Good news for fans of Korean cuisine - in South Korea for the first time in
world have cloned a dog.
Russia's new television project, which will create the image
our country in the world - "Russia Today"! There will also be a department
crime news "Paracha tudey!
Jupiter - a monument to the Earth works Tsereteli.
Dirty trick - this sisterhood whores:)
Dynamo Kiev in the Champions League "obtunilos": (
Salt, sodium chloride refined "lick"!
Buy our salt!
Russia has two misfortunes: fools and Basayev.
"... The system administrator Leahy was very speaking name Network. How do we
long bellow of his official line, when they learned that his wife
is called ICQ, and daughter, Clara's
Rollton adds iodine - so soon sdoh people!
Rollton adds Iodine-so quickly were yellow people!
It is best to check the reaction of human diarrhea.
New smestitel 200 rubles in credit card mastercard on
Repair bath 20000 rubles in credit card mastercard on
Two bathrobes 3000 rubles in credit card mastercard on
The owner of the house - is invaluable in the credit card of VISA.
Hail August 2!
Blue Day Minorities !!!!!
The astronauts repaired the lining of the ship and decided not to return to
Earth, because do not want to abandon their newly organized advanced
Enterprise Kosmomasterskaya "shuttle".
Putin sabotaging Luzhkov entrenching tools
Courage, held out of Iran, and yet he felt ne_v_MAGATE.
As a result of the scandal surrounding the president's son Ukrainian mova enriched
new word: PRIYUSCHILI
A three hundred and forty-best plane
A three hundred and forty-never fall ...
Old joke: what is the Volkswagen Passat? This Nissan, go for
angle. But the paradox: Nissan Sunny.
Students about the lecturer, in the toilet: "Today, he is angry - not with the rose."
They are like beasts, they went in the footsteps of his father.
Piglet got the ball, and wrong bees wished Mishka no fluff.
ancient Russianness in Latin: Ivanhoe (Ivenhoe) - Ivanh # ev (Ivanhouev)