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Putin expressed gratitude to the International Olympic Committee for
choice of Moscow as a city of the Olympic Games in 2012. Simultaneously
President stated the need to promptly restore
strategic nuclear potential of the country.
And in the State Duma has come terrible and joyful time.
A word - zhirinovschina!
Give a word to Elena Baturina. Let explain how it came to
such a life!
I would have long refused to run the kitchen for baby food, but it is necessary
me something to throw in his beak in the morning.
It is known that the man is 90% of the liquid, so its composition:
1. Russian - 60% H2O, 40% C2H5OH.
2. The Balts - 100% tormozuha.
All the world is so simple ... But all is not just.
- Vasya, Th doing?
- Fucking ...
- The result?
Mobiles invented Muscovites to be able to postpone the meeting for
minute before her, and then say that since the same warning.
Boy meets girl:
- And who are you to sign?
- I - Fish.
- Well, if you fish, then I - Beer.
The only American who has no claims to Russia,
is the Colorado potato beetle.
Why did Russia change the oil on the thighs?
Eh, Russian is not a fool, need to raise a chicken for a long time.
And oil, say a few million years come again.
One girl I decided to jump. Anxious to jump.
In general, it is her time ... It is tacked to the instructor and they
Second ... third ... fifth.
- Pulled! ..
- Yes, the ring, you fool, pulling !.....
- And this is our press secretary, a specialist in public relations, so
say! Whom do you - the press, and with particularly hard-nosed takes us.
FSB officers left for a secret mission. They work under the guise
and it is important not to give anything themselves. Suddenly on the way their car brakes
- Good day! Sergeant DPS Ivanov. What? Darkness, while
your headlights do not shine, the car without plates ... In general, so - you have 500
- Sorry, Comrade Ivanov Junior Sergeant DPS, but we have such information
money can not buy. You can be free, DPS Private Ivanov!
COME guy locked in the tires. The people there I'm surprised YOU MOL
WHY? YES YOU CHO! 130 STILL THERE IS NOTHING A BEGINS!
THE TEMPTATION OF HUSBAND WIFE IN KOI eyelids GO FISHING. OU threw MEANS RODS
Pull out, and then fish. ACCORDINGLY GOLD. Well I did, my wife
Guess. TA IMMEDIATELY OF COURSE I WANT AN APARTMENT CAR cottage lot of money and
ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC (Childhood dreams). OU FISH, as usual, well, BE
By this. AS A guy falls from his seat, and ran. Where's he? BABA
Asked. Where? Perform.
Lived a boy-with-finger, and then he grew up and became an uncle-with-dick.
There is a house in New Orleans ...
Not anymore ...
- Vladimir Vladimirovich. How does it beautifully - from the KGB have gone to work
in Petrograd the administration of Anatoly Sobchak, from there - once in the Kremlin,
RF. Big deal!
- And what, ten million bucks is not superfluous.
Recruitment CIA: - Refer a friend and get $ 10.
From the computer: Common abbreviation for DBA and DB-programmers - DBly:))
The Bush administration has found another culprit of the monstrous
terrorist act in Louisiana: according to the CIA, Hurricane Katrina was
triggered by the prayers of bin Laden and his nefarious henchmen. Condoleezza
Rice requested to prepare a plan for a peacekeeping operation in the remaining
neumirotvorennymi Arab countries, especially Iran ...
Ukrainian girl found flowered scarlet and whispers to him:
- Fly, Fly, petal, through the west to east, through the north, through south
come back, making a circle, only kosneshsya you land, immediately SALOM
- What is the anecdote can be considered a hit Anekdot.ru?
- Ah, here's this:
At run time the error occurred.
Error: Invalid token
Little Red Riding Hood bitten off a big piece of mushroom.
- But they are poisonous - then I asked whether she answered the wolf.
- A - waved a wolf - it all came up with the Communists. To himself
But Red Riding Hood did not remember his question and did not hear his words.
She wandered along the vast expanse of Inner Mongolia ...
"Little Man, stop licking butter! ... And in general, get away from ZIL."
A very serious philological study. Found that illiterate
say: "Life is being established." Correct to say: "Life
I struck up a friendly exchange of fire between them.
"Escaped with minor wounds in the leg and the control shot to the head" ...
Clinic Rudolfinhauzen published a statement in which she requests
permission from Yushchenko put his house in NATO troops.
She bent down, parted the buttocks and a Georgian said: - "Go to hell."
Was irresistible on the flank Bilyadletdinov. He was held for 3-4 players
periodically changing. This lasted the entire match, until he
received the ball. Then there was the need to keep the ball from him
bouncing from a wall.
In general, all happening in the world and the cycles of alternating phases. But,
if you delve deeply into the details, you can get stuck in phase and fazanutsya
The company "Russian attraction" than slot machines began producing games
machine guns, grenade launchers and mortars. (Vasil Lucas)
Song of modest sexual giants: "Even if you're a little over thirty ..."
Cultural man never expressed obscenities at the wrong time.
There is nothing abnormal Chinese Rolexa
The transformation of the old "Yeralash":
"Barcelona" looks at the draw of the UEFA Cup and said:
- Lokomotiv, what are you doing here? Champions League to play, go there.
- Yeah, she go, I've been very strong.
Once the archaeologists found in the territory of Kazan millennium
coin, then the local authority has announced the millennium city only
because of its infinite modesty. In fact, the coin was
found in a latrine pit, whose age is estimated at three thousand years!
When humorist Evdokimova Altay Kray smeyasya, when Attorney Karlin
have to sit out ??????
At least once a year, his birthday, I have the right ... nobody
The inscription on the board of Hurricane Katrina: "FOR IRAQ!"
Caesar Bank and the team offer a new loan without any documents at all - on
scheme will come and take
As the Head of Media Relations Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia, - the operation of
providing personnel with modern means of communication held
The next step - Updating the vehicle fleet personnel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia.
Little Johnny comes home:
Father: What's got
Little Johnny: Yes deuce for smoking
Father: Again deuce
Little Johnny: But for the subject of two more who are not yet set
Father: No but it got lighter, we will train
Gingerbread rolls to the stomach Lisi, and remembers how he was there: Well
kindly came ... , Said, "Musi-pusi ... "I burn I'm all in the taste ...
"I just eat you, but that in this sense
Movie about Saakishvili and Tymoshenko have already left the screen.
Prepared to leave the following series:
- Ukraine strikes back
Summary: Yushchenko makes about the same
with Burjanadze. She horror balding.
- Georgian returns
Summary: The aforesaid Burjanadze puts
fur hat (to hide his bald spot), gets pradedushkin
dagger, cuts Yushchenko's most valuable organ, conducts
sex-change operation. Authority does not take root because of
machinations of Russian secret services. It is the turn for
Saakishvili to part with his contraption. At this
time sex-change operation has been successful thanks
through the CIA, Mossad agents but did manage to make
circumcision preparation for the operation member. None
less Novoyavlenny Gogi sent to Ukraine and
revenge Timoshenko all the ways described in the Kama Sutra
to death. However, circumcision makes itself
know: Gogi now remains only to embrace Judaism or
Islam. Viewers will not know about his choice, but in any
If fat is not he now, and it is in Ukraine
To be continued ...
Gingerbread is rolling around a nuclear reactor, I saw a watermelon:
- Hello watermelon
- What the hell watermelon, I loaf mutant