Recently, Russia's federal agency for music and art
conducted a study on the well-known television program "Factory
Stars. "Employees of the agency developed a computer program, which at
Based on available data on all four editions of the factory is
image of the ideal manufacturer. Here's what happened.
Ideal manufacturer must:
1) be beautiful as Pierre Narcisse and Julia Savicheva, 2) be cheerful and
sociable as Lena Terleeva 3) to be exacting and penetrating as
Lena Temnikova 4) to be fit and looking fit as Max Fadeev, 5)
dance like Julia Savicheva, 6) to speak in Russian as Pierre Narcisse and
Jam, 7) have a voice like Masha Rzhevskaya Alex Chvikovoy, Sasha
Berdnikov, 8) to be charismatic as Nikita Malinin, 9) have a shape
like Julia Savicheva and Helen Sergeyevna, 10) honestly qualify as
Nikita Malinin, Sophia Kuzmina, Stas P'eha etc.
(the list goes on praticheski to infinity), 11) have diction
like Pasha Artemyev, 12) to be honest as the results of the Audience
voting; 13) have a sense of humor as Lena Terleeva, 14) have
kind and understanding as Max Fadeev, 15) to be industrious as Stas
P'eha and Zhenya Volkonskaia, 16) be a natural as Ira Ortman.
Agency asks him to forgive, if someone has forgotten.
The list may optionally be supplemented.
July 9, 2004 (finalized in 2005) Anatoly (Atlantis)
Those who watched "Star Wars" will appreciate the humor ...
Padme gives birth. Appears fair-haired baby. Obi Wan:
- Who is your father?
- Anakin Skywalker.
Appears little fellow in black baby. Obi Wan (shocked)
- And this?
- Master Windu.
Thus was born the third child. Obi Wan faints. There robots burn
fuses. Padme takes the baby in his arms and hihiknuv, said:
- Oh, not in vain yesterday I drank a liter of green fodder!
Everything happens at night in the hospital.
A nurse makes rounds, in the last chamber is the grandfather.
She comes to check the pressure, a thermometer with a temperature and gathering
- All I'm turning off the lights couple Hushaby.
To which her grandfather with a grin Alphonse says:
- Tea leaves, EBA @ ki and afterwards Hushaby.
Yushchenko established a visa-free entry to Ukraine for citizens of the United States.
George W. Bush as a retaliatory gesture of goodwill, ordered the use
lubrication at rectal examination in the United States citizens entering Ukraine.
How can one explain the fact that Americans are so precisely hit the comet, and
then wild celebrations this event? And the solution is simple: American
Scientists calculate that a comet will fall casualty to Iraq.
For this man is taken gently, then squeezes tightly and begins his
moving top-down. The more he moves it, the more pleasure he
receives. In the end, he let go and enjoy it ends. After
machine in the garage and put the shifter it no longer
By the wife of the American astronaut comes a group of NASA: Ma'am, please
Our condolences to: Your husband was killed in a rocket-we missed by the ISS, but
but look what a beautiful fireworks turned out to Comet Tempel.
Georgian Tale Sakashvili caught and brought to the raspberries and staged interrogation:
Tale Interpol passed?
-I had no choice, otherwise the Americans would not give money.
Well then, by our standards-cnimay pants and Bend .....
-Please Give me five minutes, get ready
-Why? ass vaseline smear?
-no cap to remove
- What is the trick?? It gave me a postcard! Crumpled, a green ... Hundred
years, Benjamin Franklin! .. What? .. What are you doing? ... What do you me
- How to arrest you? .. We invite you to the tercentenary anniversary
Listens peasant weather forecast. Submitted in Siberia, minus 45 degrees.
Well, do not believe it, calls his friend in Siberia:
- Listen, you said there holodina terrible?
- No, minus 20 - minus 25.
- Yes? And on TV said minus 45?
- And you laid ....
Artemij: Your site is shit!
One of the listeners: What is it you do not like?
Artem: Where do you see this icon, "Made in Studio Le ... oh,
sorry, there's an ugly logo, table incorrect, the background color ...
In the car ride two blodinki: One other said, all darkened
seems to be a thunderstorm. I'm terribly afraid of lightning, suddenly in a car lightning
The second responds "Yes, all right, that so terrible, I had the same under their feet
There are three Russian professors: The poor, who take exams for
Cash, Good, who pass the exams for non-cash, and
qualified, who pass the exams for received from them
It is good that last for many, but saddened that almost all of them already