Why do people die? Because God is a big theater-goer and was quickly bored by the same clowns.
- Tell me why Bonner and Novodvorskaya brush their teeth 5-6 times a day? - Because they often do a blowjob Basayev, the 3akaevu, and blowjob - is a special procedure for which you want to have a clean mouth (that why I never give in your mouth or Novodvorskaya nor Bonner, nor Politkovskaya - very mouths of their filthy, no "Akvafresh" not help)
- Tell me why 3akaev not buy toilet paper? - Because the language better than most Kovaleva vysosokachestvennoy toilet paper!
- Why 3akaev not use a shoe brush? - It's simple: when 3akaevu need to clean shoes, resorts Boria Stomakhin embossed shoe polish on his beard and Spanish adopted for the work.
She: it is all the beer you consume one! He: No, it's just a thirst for life.
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