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- Dad, where packet came with a floor lamp and felt boots. Maybe it will open,
see what's there?
- Sarah, you - you fool!
- But Captain! ..
- That's an order!
Look at the video a new blockbuster!
- John Travobla, Kevin Speysya and MCSD, Al-Pochinok, David
Spiritually-Enriched - Richard Gere ... Gorov, Anthony Hopkins not say yet
not pereprygnins Pierre Rushailo and Arnold Shvartsenengels usually
the role of a blunt metal object ...
- Still a pity that the youth no longer remembers who they were Dostoevsky
Herzen, Belinsky! ..
- A Griboedov! You see how many Griboedov among modern
Life is cruel ... First, I learned that Santa Claus does not, then, that Vera
Serduchka - man! ..
Sponsor of the show - Russia Society exhibitionist.
- Yesterday I met with a girl!
- What are you, tell me how!
- Well, then I turn around to the right side ...
- Alcoholism - a disease.
- In this case, to pay my hospital for three years.
A new breed of dogs - Rottweiler mix with Chia-hua. It protects
- Dad, why an Indian summer in autumn?
- Well, remember, my son, ever have them all the delays!
- Yesterday tried sausage from a zebra.
- And how delicious?
- Yes so, through the times ..
Two old maids met.
- You say, got married?
- Finally. And who did you ever blessed?
- Your name Biher?
- No, my name Triher!
- And for me, so one dick.
Maybe all men are brothers, but that all the women nurses - this is unlikely.
None of the doctors so not worried about a rapid pulse of the patient
as a pathologist.
I met a childhood friend of Kolka. We talked about that, about this. It is noticeable that he
not in the spirit. What happened? Yes, so ... his wife quarreled. Because of what, if
not a secret? Because of nonsense. I told her anecdote:
- Goes man with a briefcase in the tram. Suddenly in the portfolio of something like
zashurshit. The woman next asked: "Oh, who is in your portfolio
rustling?. "The man replies:" Shurshunchik. "She was offended:" I do not want
say - do not talk, and make fun of me do not have to. "Well, you
See for yourself. The man opened the briefcase, a woman looks - and there
Galya laughed, then asked: "And who was in the briefcase?" I replied --
shurshunchik. - And you think me a fool! ... And away! The second day is not
We parted Kolka. Evening at home my wife said: I met Kolka and
so on. Wife to me as something so wickedly looked and asked:
- So who was in the portfolio?
- Kitty. A guy took it from friends. He had long promised. Nikname
Shurshunchik. He rustled a plastic bag package.
I am smart, at Kolka mistakes learn.
Because of the criminal negligence of employees of the Hermitage painting Casimir
Malevich's Black Square two months stayed upside down.
- I want to marry.
- So get married, who are you not?
Woman complains friend:
- You know, I think my husband changed his orientation.
- Steel interested in men?
- No, just before when he got drunk, then sent all the x .., and
now sends forth ...!
Announcement: take a job nigger. Not slavery.
- And my mother when I married a pig slaughtered.
- At a wedding?
- No ... psihanula.
- I'm his wife bought the leggings.
- Yes, your wife should sloniny buy! So I gave her clothes.
- Well, as a measure?
- Meryl, well, that's just too large pillowcase.
- Insure, please, my wife's mother from a fire.
- And let's also a flood?
- What if the first attempt fail?
Appetite comes with eating, and the desire to eat - before.
Internet - a force, and virtual bastards - its dark side.
Transfer "Wait for Me": Chair:
- Before you Jewish mt-heroine, gave birth to 15 children.
What are your joys and sorrows?
- Joy: I'm waiting for 16 children, grief: between 7 and 8 children, I had
- Our editors found your miscarriage: Vladimir Zhirinovsky climb
on the scene.
Happiness - is when a happy evening ... going to work, and in the morning with
happy to go away from home ...?
"So that's why you need to spell!" - Little Johnny never thought finding
correct translation in the ramblerovskij dictionary.
Having dealt with the oil and gas, Khodorkovsky went to fell timber. Dividing
$ 15 billion in fees, received logger cut down to 1
tree will automatically start to fear for the fate of the Siberian taiga.
The annual prize for achievements in the field of plastic surgery "Gold
Built in his body a small little factory for processing of beer ...
Finally something I struggle, as I can, with the global scourge
- Captain! How do you know that karoblekrushenie been here?
- Oh It helps those tooltips.
I do not want to have children, they are such bad.
Learned by experience of their parents.
He's such parazitelny man, well, just a real parasite.
Inspired by advertising.
Megaphone Summer nights - look for the network as you like!
$ @ mmy
In Pytalovo district of the Pskov region is a referendum on
renaming the district center. It is assumed that the former Abrene
gets new name - the ear of a dead donkey. For the right to be called the second
Ear Dead Donkey zealously compete Island, Pustoshka, Pushkin Mountains
and other locations field ...
There are two homosexuals. One another:
- You know, Vic something, it turns out, is impotent ...
- Who says?
- Yes evil tongues ...
More than with users system administrator can natrahatsya only yuzershami.
Latvia - member of the EU, United Kingdom - brain EU, Germany - the heart of the EU.
Instead of the promised suitcase of money the U.S. and British intelligence sent
Chechen terorristam machine for printing of Russian rubles.
Q: Why drink Pepsi-Cola (TM) is bad?
Answer: Because after the first 20-liters appear green Cheburashka and
you take away food.
1. In the early seventies a group of unknown Swedish musicians
to somehow attract attention, took his name the initials
famous Soviet singers. From that moment began their
meteoric rise. Give the name of the singer and group.
2. About the same time the guys from one of the islands of the Caribbean
fascinated by the grace and artistic skill of Russia nugget,
also called himself in his honor, and immediately became known around the world.
Name the artist and group.
3. And finally, as the name is American rock star, who took the alias
translated as: "love" ... "" (the popular name of Russia
musician, poet and showman)?
For those who have not found razgadok, give them.
1. Alla and "ABBA"
2. "Boney M" and Boris Moiseev
3. Love Courtney and Alex Kortnev
Entertaining facts processed Boris Usherenko
Of the new law: "To introduce new taxes and increase the former. A copy of the law
Khodorkovsky and other future Khodorkovsky. "
former student of University of Chemical Technology, Mikhail Khodorkovsky
unsuccessfully synthesized tax report .......
All American subculture is still primitive. For a half century
Every action movie, for the credibility and to ensure that the source was
attentive and serious, he put guns in his mouth. But no one
not guessed navernut silencer in the form of a member of ....
You still wonder why the Chinese are "left" products?
So they have the same ruling Communist Party.
Head of the Department as it may come in the corridor - subordinate smoke and smoke. to
evening out - the same picture. it fits:
- And you all a smoke ...
- Yes! we Vsi smoke! And there Th offer?
(great and mighty Russian language ...)
Zadachka of proportion. On the contrary.
Considered that 73% of key aides of GDP - from the ranks of the military or
bodies. Believes, therefore, GDP, honest and capable among all
the other two times less than those of the military and agencies.
A ranking military officials and how much - well, a million 4. Even if we assume
that they are all honest and capable, it turns out that among the rest
population of honest and capable of two million. Others - cattle.
And if not, it means that selects the GDP as an assistant people
some other reasons.
- And what happened to the three heroes that beer advertised on TV?
- Drank themselves.