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After what happened to the provocateur Klaus Muller for the eyes
called Shtirlitsa claustrophobia.
Presidential Election 2008-the most popular channel predvybornaya --
"HOUSE 3"-of the fifteen candidates pretend to run for president after two months only
one will get 10,000 dollars / other candidates, he should
eat / installed 100 cameras / shooting took place in the Kremlin.
Recently it became known that the group ABBA, and Alsou going to create
joint project - "Abassi !"...
(Russian-speaking inhabitants of the conversation) Well .. x her. That's figuratively
Russian expressed about hermaphrodites.
X: Vova, do not, I'll pay!
P: Misha, do not, I'll pay ...
100 kb - 1. / sec (pitersk.)
2. happens ... (mosk.)
3. superb! (ross.)
On the Ukrainian army: And what Russian does not love fast driving up
RULES OF CONDUCT FOR RAILWAYS
... Directions to the roofs of cars is prohibited. Penalty - 100 rubles.
No ticket - 200 rubles.
In violates morality form - 300 rubles.
Gambling - 400 rubles.
With damage to railway property - 500 rubles ... "
From suicide attempts employees H-sky police department saved the owner
commercial stall I. He tried to refuse to pay for Mentovskie
roof. Unsuccessful suicide brought to the police department, where he held
There were four blind: African American, evroamerikanets, Chinese-immigrant and
Russian ... Suddenly I saw through the 100 meters on the street $ 100
Question: Who first ran stometrovku?
Ate at night and green peas. At midnight, woke up with a big fart.
Ukrainians, stealing Russia's natural gas - ukragany!
Announcement: simPoteshnaya simpotentnogo woman marries a man.
Graduate - happily released as gases from the intestines.
Spusknik - let down easily, like water in a toilet.
From the life of Kharkov book market.
1. Buyer: - Tell me, you have Pushkin?
Seller: - And what - fairy tales, poetry, ...?
Buyer: - Anything from newcomer ...
2. Buyer: - I have a Bible ...
Seller: - you in any publication?
Buyer: - I have a complete collection of ...
Seller (with malice): - There is only projected four Gospels 3.
Buyer: - I would do something erotic, but from the classics.
Seller (a long time pondering what to say, because the tray with books
classical literature): Maybe "Days masTurbinyh?
There is advertising potelevizoru. The girl does blowjob peasant.
A guy starts to finish. The girl breaks away and says:
- Stop, this is not health centers?
Holder of a diploma with honors G. Mitrofanov rejected the proposed
Graduate and told him that he was going to work in a rural school in the south
"It's good when there is a crowbar in the village" - said Mitro, crashing
Post press center Moscow police:
In connection with the celebration of (the Constitution) of Russia in Moscow restricted
entry of nonresident transport.
Sans - World Association against the abuse of abbreviations.
Government of Russia issued a decree through which now the whole
responsibility for possible future man-made disasters now
shifted from Chubais and other "oligarchs" in the trees, which from
wind falling on electrical wires on fire, because of which burn
power substation, on the rails, because of which the whole area is contaminated
vylivshimsya of fuel oil tanks on the storm, bad weather, rain, bad
cigarette butts and other natural, weather, physical and social phenomena and
Once adopted by the EU memorandum on Russia the next day
Council of Europe by mail from Moscow came to a valuable parcel with great
number of ears from dead donkeys.
The first in the history flooders was Pushkin. After all, "I love you. Bole So what?"
same only as "first tries! and niibet!"
Chancellor of Switzerland:
- Okay, okay, Lord, we all understand. We peregolosuem question of
I got him as a man-eater American, German and Russian. And ate it all. Hungry
because it was very.
I got him as a man-eater American, German and Russian. I ate a Russian. A
because he got tired of Americans and Germans have.
Vekselberg again shows all their eggs.
In response, it is not clear for non-payment by RAO UES Russia carried out a number
preventive measures to disconnect anybody ...
Issue of the Armenian Radio: If you had a country named "Georgia", and lived
There Georgians, how to call the local population, after renaming
mills in the "George"?
Pause and laughter into the microphone. Shyutish yes? - Course Dahlia!
-why Georgia is the blue sky?
- Soros Foundation came
into the offices of the Ukrainian government started to receive humanitarian
assistance from all over the world, maps, globes, and even simple contour maps ......
Tymoshenko has continued to gain political clout, now in the pockets of
cowards, not bucks, and the Ukrainian hryvnia.
-that have in common Sakashvili and Rogozin?
- Professor, what is water?
- Water - a liquid, from which removed all chemical elements except
two paired hydrogen atoms to one oxygen atom.
Very sexual girl with a suicide belt - is a sex-bomb.
I caught a wolf in the forest, Little Red Riding Hood.
- Now I lick you something that no one licked!
- Basket? Riding Hood?
Evening in the bank, which sits a lone clerk, a young girl with bursts
- Non codes to the safe, quick! Otherwise, a bullet in the forehead!
- No way! Nothing I will not tell you. Hide the gun, I'm not a coward, no
pistol you do not scare me. And anyway, the only thing that can
intimidate - is blatant rape.
Jehovah's Witnesses was divided into several: witnesses, prosecutors,
lawyers, witnesses, judges and secretaries of Jehovah's Witnesses.
French anecdote. On the eighth day, God created the city on the model and
likeness of paradise and called him to Paris. The city was beautiful, and God
afraid that the rest of the world would envy. And then on the ninth
day he created the Parisians.
Yukos has become so transparent that it is not visible capital.
Higher oil prices showed that in Russia only one trouble - the fools.
Roads could be repaired in petrodollars, if the fools do not interfere.
- You're my wife making love before marriage?
- No. And you?
- I - yes. But I do not know you were on it and then get married.
- Doctor, help my little girl, she's not yet 16, but she had
- Yes! You know that she clitoris as my pencil?
- Long? Black?
- No. All battered and bitten.
Often, just by reading anekdot.ru can get a complete picture of
human intelligence: (
Armenian Radio sprashivyut:
"What is Al-Qaeda?"
Armenian Radio answers:
"The Afghan and other Islamists formed to fight the USSR
Afghanistan, the money nalogoplatelshikov United States and supported by the CIA
In fact, it sveh super-duper secret KGB operation aimed
to refocus the American voenshiny, with one goal to another.
Previously, they were afraid of bombs Made Institute of the USSR, and now fear bombochek and other
Wash from Al-Qaeda.
We can only put up signs reading "We are for democracy around the world!"
A nightmarish situation: sapper on MIN-NETnom field.
Though shouting "Help!
SOSi, Honey! "
Several variations on the theme of Berezovsky:
Not just an oligarch, but a woman.
And this is more sympathetic: No oak, and baobabs.
Steep sexual woman in a low-cut dress is on the chest of the fifth
the size of the system unit in a computer firm.
Put on the table in front priemshikom.
At the designated recipient leans over the system unit.
- Yesterday I had you bought a PC. no toy is not going. And in general all
- Yes, you have the same Chinese DIM at 128 .....
- HAM!! I have this DIM in Cyprus for 300 bucks took ...
(DIM - lingerie and memory for companies ....)
From the speech granddaughter Lieutenant Golitsyn on RTR TV:
"... Blin, come in large numbers in Moscow limit ... I, for example, Muscovite,
I was conceived not somewhere under the cart or on the muddy pig farm, and in
Clean entrance dorms on Clean Ponds!
- Your motto?
- When ochischaeshsya yourself, you must clear the other!
- You are a healer?
- No, pickpocket.