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Crawling two borers:
- Hey, the tree as a tree, and said "Stradivari, Stradivarius!
- But if yogurt "Rostishka" used as an external ...
- Well, as you spend the holiday?
- Engaged in farming, including personal: treated for prostatitis.
... And the princes gathered from all over the world! And no one princess not
One woman tells her friend:
- My husband and I now live in French: he sleeps in one room, and I --
another. When I need him, he rings the bell.
- So you can also fall asleep and not hear?
- No, I did all the time standing near the door and listen.
Man sits at the bedside of a dying old mother. And she to him before
death gives last instructions.
My son said, do not drink vodka. You have a good wife, children, and the vodka will drive
you in the grave.
Well, Mom says son will not.
Son, and reconciled with his brother Ivan. You're home, one krovushka as well as
ARE compatible - and quarrel, to fight comes. As enemies. Strive not,
reconciled with his brother.
Well, Mom says son reconciled ....
My son, do not hit a neighbor. Maybe there is a child among you, that was. So
How many years have passed. And you come across as a neighbor and beat him in the face.
Before people ashamed. Do not beat neighbor ....
Well, Mom says son not going to beat .....
But well you know, Mom, you told me the funeral peresrali!
Comes to the Jewish rabbi said: Abram, I need your advice ......
Revision site prevented a nasty mistake. Text from the company
Microsoft PARTY study "should read as" not dependent
New tariff Sberbank "Muslim" - the interest is not charged at all!
After the match with a computer to Kasparov went disappointed
fan and said:
- Not so much you are a great player, if you play on a
- And you try to start to beat a primitive calculator, and then
- Tell me, Joseph, but by what you have a wig so hard sitting on
- The time stuck?
- No, to put the screws!
- And on the same night as the filming?
- I did not take off, he had grown to the head - not otderesh.
According to statistical studies, after the elections in Ukraine, the most
popular line for an Internet search was: Yulia Tymoshenko nude
Movable head gently caresses your gums
(from advertising toothbrush on TV)
- Is it true that rock and roll is dead?
- No, he just came out of the tent to feed the deer.
- Hey! Yesterday Koljan bear dens have scared!
- And how did you know?
- By excrement!
The extreme degree of alcoholism: the expression "alcohol - the worst enemy of potency"
replaced by the "potency - the worst enemy of alcohol."
Lighter Zippo - General sponsor of igniting the fire in the temple of the Holy
Sepulcher in Jerusalem. Not a single misfire for 2000 years!
Workers of all countries, for Christ's sake, unite!
11 commandment from George Yartseva - Not zaby.
- I'd like half watermelon.
- No kidding, this is a male.
I want to Belarus had the money in America - with different
Under the window PTDC number 1 "Sailor's Silence" supporters of Mikhail Khodorkovsky
- Mi-i-i-i-INRA! Come out for a walk!
- Mi-i-i-i-INRA! Come out for a walk!
- Mi-i-i-i-INRA! Come out for a walk!
Opens a window, it appears the figure of the gene. Attorney
Ustinov and shouted:
- A Misha today will not work!
The Paradoxes of Russia's stage: the only place where the girl who gives
can become a woman who sings.
Osama bin Laden is dead, but somewhere hid his wife, malicious Usamka ...
Bedbugs and dinosaurs lived at the same time. The dinosaurs became extinct, and bedbugs
remained. Keep it safe!
From the famous zoo in the Bronx, New York, escaped gorilla. Catch
not - gorilla mingled with the crowd.
Yushchenko said that over the last 100 days of the welfare of every Ukrainian
On average increase of 25%. This is how much they steal for 100 days
managed that the revenue of several hundred averaged from 50 million people
Worldly manners taught students a special kindergarten for children
convicted nomenclature. For example, when entering the special
room nomenclature girls thieves boys together and stand
yield them a place in pot.
Descartes saw further Cyclops, Newton saw further Descartes, based on
shoulders of their predecessors. Far-sighted was
repeater A. SnagIt, arranging an observation post on the neck of his
Treasure - is the ability to work - claimed Aesop. Disagreed
thriving homeless E. Gregor, believing that the true treasure - it
unemployment and disability pension of his concubine.
- Look! Tyrannosaurus!
- Wow! Exactly! And there's your car away!
(voice-over), someone else wants danett with hemp?
Newest paste - strengthens the tooth enamel, increases the calcium content,
increases the hardness and wear resistance of teeth. convenient - once a day
Observation: when changing the system date in the computer the wrong number
will not only today.
Dream anonista - to stretch the "pleasure"
Yesterday, as a result of Russia's law enforcement
special operation in Chechnya, was detained osoboopasny recidivist Allah, he is
- Anya, why do you call Petka Rooster?
- Vasily Ivanovich, so he is fag!
- And me why Vasilyok called?
- And you too blue!
- Little Johnny, and who you daddy?
- Do you know how to count to 5?
- I know how.
- One, two, three, four, five ...
- And then?
- Six, seven, eight, nine, and, BE, tse, te, e, ef ...
I caught a new Uzbek goldfish. Ta requests to let her go and guess
three wishes. H.U. agrees to release only after it
fulfill all three of his desire. Fish agrees and NU guess three
desire in a row:
1 - that his wife wanted to eat the fish
2 - to the wife called and told him
3 - to fish leaped into the cauldron.
I went once a peasant pig slaughter. Went to the morning in a pigsty with a knife, and
pig sensed something was wrong, huddled in a corner and yelled loudly. Wife
heard the pig was sorry for, well, and persuaded her not to cut today, but give
pig one more day to live. The next day the same story. A man with a knife
in the pigpen, pigs in horror, the wife of one day more discouraging. It was
whole week. Once again, the guy put it in a pigsty, but there is no sound.
Turns out to his wife: "has a bitch!? Our pig hanged herself ... "
Shame gypsy families - working parents and children who are unable to request
Each god has in his life to build Eden, to grow a tree
knowledge of good and evil, and a son, the Messiah ...
Large-scale blackouts, epidemic hepatitis, descended from
Rail tank of fuel oil ... And this is not even August!
How do you feel about Bill Gates?
As user, I hate him for the endless bugs in windsurfing.
As a man I admire him, because with all the bugs in it Windach
together a vast fortune.
As a programmer, I idolize him, because all their doorsteps I
Winds blamed on the bugs.
Director of disco punk ordered to hire him to the wall of the club izrisoval
punky inscriptions. Viewer is a punk. He said:
- Hello, we have work for you.
- Punks not work.
- But we have a job just for punks.
- Beer, is it, taste?
- Beer finishing his bottle empty Yoda want to give ...
- Tara is free, take it ...
Every real terrorist to cut the tree to blow up the house and torment
Provincial newspapers: In the village of N local self-taught artist, before
so you go to bed left on the table palette, unfinished and half a liter
snack. And when he fell asleep, then all night to snack on the paints and ran
cockroaches, carrying all of this relatively clean cloth. Imagine
was his surprise in the morning, when the artist found on the tablecloth
Highly hologram. The visitors from the Academy professors
laser, could see the invisible landscape of the planet from the star system