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- Abraham! Mole in the closet ate almost all our money! And only
thousandths of bills!
- Do you want to say that she knows how to read?
Joke #23598 —  
 
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Guy comes home from work. All rumpled, hmurnoy. Wife asks:
- What are you doing this today?
- My head hurts!
- Well, have a drink ...
The man joyfully:
- Uncork!
- Tablet analgin!
Joke #23597 —  
 
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In Belarus, started shooting the TV program "I am ready to do anything for batka.
Wishing to participate have not yet found.
Joke #23596 —  
 
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World. Labor. May.
Christ. Risen. Easter.
Eggs. Charco. Onion.
Joke #23595 —  
 
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Coaches of the football team was the specialist Chinese Xuan
X @ nd. In the unanimous opinion of all the Russian fans and functionaries
from football it is Mr. X @ d knows all the answers to the questions "How can we strengthen
game of our team? "And" Do we have the prospect to break into the final
part? "
Joke #23594 —  
 
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Dear Boris Abramovich!
Admire your courage! Click your hand, firmly embrace and kiss!
Thankful patients leprosarium number 6.
Joke #23593 —  
 
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Woodpecker, woodpecker, what are you veshsya
Above my head ...
Joke #23592 —  
 
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The use of verbal judo politics inevitably leads to the conquest,
throw, attempts to frame and strangle the opposition.
Joke #23591 —  
 
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As long as homosexuals are pecking at the nasty, just nice that people can
them not to fear.
Joke #23590 —  
 
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- Neurotic!
- Well, where?! You've said yourself that you have monthly and hemorrhoids.
Joke #23589 —  
 
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Low culture, in contrast to the high, allows a person to remain
himself, even when he got drunk.
Joke #23588 —  
 
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For explanation of advertising: The husband did at Tyuns more, but my wife still went to
neighbor because he was Rondo.
Joke #23587 —  
 
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The Chinese have no point of view ... they have a comma.
Joke #23586 —  
 
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If a girl is too long and meticulously enumerates the princes on white
horse, sooner or later it will have to pick the horses.

Boris Usherenko
Joke #23585 —  
 
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Prelude for ugly women includes only blowjob.
Joke #23584 —  
 
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On the newly elected Pope. He's probably good. But look
German, welcoming the crowd from the balcony of a huge fanatic
followers - involuntarily strain ...
Joke #23583 —  
 
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Even in another city, she called him up at night and screamed in
receiver: "Stop snoring, you are hindering me from sleeping!"
Joke #23582 —  
 
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What is the State Duma of Russia?
A set of consonants.
Joke #23581 —  
 
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As the Tartar: forward?
- Alga
And as the Tartar: back?
- Turned and Alga.
Joke #23580 —  
 
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Greatest invention of mankind is a condom, but that's a pity that
parents of some people they do not enjoy.
Joke #23578 —  
 
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Reform: free medical care in Russia will be replaced by beszarplatnuyu.
Joke #23577 —  
 
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Yesterday was arrested last - the fifth accused in the assassination attempt on Anatoly
Chubais. See transfer of ORT "The last hero - 5.
Joke #23576 —  
 
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- What are you going to do, obviously illegal.
You're going to hire a lawyer or buy a judge?
- No, I'm going to buy myself another law.
Joke #23575 —  
 
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Who stood in traffic jams, he is not laughing over a moped!
Joke #23574 —  
 
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- Mom, but you say: bread - it is the flesh of Christ?
- Yes.
- And the wine - it is his blood?
- Yes.
- Hmmm. Well, with a beer in principle, everything is understandable, but as with vodka?
Joke #23573 —  
 
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There are three: American, Russian and Swedish. Begin to brag ...
American: "My name is John, I live in New York. I have a yacht, it
so large that covers an entire ocean .. "; Russian:" My name is
Ivan, I live in Moscow. I have a plane, its shadow covers the entire
Siberia ..."; Swede: "My name is Johan, I live in Stockholm. I'm a member of
80 cm ... American: "I said, not quite the truth - a strip of the horizon
still visible ..."; Russian: "I'm also a little fib - the shadow does not close
whole Krasnoyarsk Krai ..."; Swede: "And I too little exaggerated - I live
not in Stockholm ...".
Joke #23572 —  
 
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Plane from Africa sits at Sheremetyevo. On board the man. In the luggage cargo --
100 banana trees. Customs officers receiving information about it, are
in anticipation of a good divorce the man from the loot: after all, 100 trees are
Well commercial lot and for "personal use" does not rolls ...
The officer:
- Well, dear, that we carry?
The man silently held out a declaration in which it is written: "Palm Grove
- 1 pc. "
Joke #23571 —  
 
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Elections are held the Pope. The people standing, waiting. It appears from the chapel of the Cardinal
all - to him ...
What, how, but who have chosen, at least hint.
He protested, saying, wait for white smoke.
It takes the crowd stops. Think for a minute, then turns to
reporters and said:
- One thing I can say - at St. Petersburg there is no chance.
Joke #23570 —  
 
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After a trip to Israel, Vladimir Putin said that in
the visit of the most successful and informative meeting and it proved
interviews with former classmates.
Joke #23569 —  
 
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The holiday 9th May, a group Russian hackers broke into a number of German
pornographic.
Joke #23568 —  
 
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Chubais - this is not the name, but the result of savings in the light at the end of the tunnel.
Joke #23567 —  
 
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Thesis and antithesis: the state - it's me, a grenade is not mine.
Joke #23565 —  
 
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Crick fashion.

If in the year one in the depths of the Siberian ores political prisoners threw back
forged sandals Kyuhelbekkera, now - elegant white Chinese
slippers.
Joke #23564 —  
 
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Announcement.

Change of Raskolnikov's ax on the Kalashnikov automatic system.
Joke #23563 —  
 
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Pervomajskij slogan.

Louder shut up - half will be less!
Joke #23562 —  
 
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The current Chelsea's Alexei Smertin - the present Russia of Vladimir Lenin.
Joke #23561 —  
 
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They say, Zurab Tsereteli carved a new monument - Soldier-Liberator from
girl in her arms.
Joke #23560 —  
 
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From testament: "Bury me with my cellphone ..."
Joke #23559 —  
 
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Factory of stars - is the Politburo. (Vasil Lucas)
Joke #23558 —  
 
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Antifascist Yushchenko:
- My father was a guard in a concentration camp inmate N 11367.
Yes, so brutal that he was even afraid Shepherd! ...
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In family VAYuschenko not keep a dog, so that nothing is reminiscent of
Auschwitz ...
Joke #23557 —  
 
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All the oligarchs Russia is somehow stolen his billions. Only one
Khodorkovsky, stealing grandmother, immediately began honestly pay all taxes. There is
such, they - the secretaries of district committees.

Father Spiridon, getting ready for demonstration in defense of Khodorkovsky
Joke #23556 —  
 
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Call Tiffany's at 7.00 am on Sunday - check the call in the head!
Joke #23555 —  
 
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The bird of happiness for tomorrow,
Flew, spat at me ...
RE:
The bird of happiness for tomorrow,
Vylyubi me vylyubi me ...
Manya
Joke #23554 —  
 
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"Good-bye! I'm going to my mother! "
- Well, again, darling!? "
- I heard it all! I heard you on the mobile phone boasting: came.
First, I say to all-sha, a pancake! Then he ordered debauchery. But more and
hot. And then the nail evenings Kolyanchik. Polezhaev with him. Ka-ayf!
You know with Kolyanchikom no woman can compare! "All! I've had enough! "
- Honey, what can? I've already explained that such a Chablis and
rostbrat. Not Koljan! Not Koljan. A spacecraft Llano! "

Boris Usherenko
Joke #23553 —  
 
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More fun elephant in a china shop is only elephant in a shop Faberge.
Joke #23552 —  
 
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In the office of one of the Belarusian FM-radio stations there was a telephone
call:
- Hello, you're concerned about lead singer of "Ramstein".
- Listening to you.
- Can I expect that our songs will sound in your air?
- Yes, provided that you have a Belarusian roots.
- I-I. Eat. My grandfather lived in your territory from 1941 to 1944
year, but then was forced to move back to Germany.
Joke #23551 —  
 
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Many women oral sex suit, and, at a fairly decent
work.
Joke #23550 —  
 
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- Your children are like flowers in spring.
- Oh, thank you.
- To dissolve the bastards!
Joke #23549 —  
 
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On the TV show House-2 is only the first spring, and the participants clearly tired.
Come all together support our women: Long-vai-te! Da-Wai-te!
Da-Wai-te!
Joke #23548 —  
 
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In recent times the oligarchs do not run the expression: "And let me
condemned.
Joke #23547 —  
 
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