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"According to CNN, after his visit to Georgia, George Bush refused
use toilet paper. Mikhail Saakashvili was proposed
position at the White House. "
- Why did you pernul?
- I aimlessly pernul.
Yesterday, President Bush, who was on a visit of friendship to Georgia, was
assassinated. You could not throw it in a device similar
on the grenade. Victim wrought slight shock.
If you want to quickly and confidently deduced from feminists, tell her
"One head is good, two is better." DoCToR.
I like Japanese anime, I love to contemplate the garden of stones, drink sake,
admire the pagodas and have great respect for the samurai. But the Kuriles is still ours.
Well could not resist the veterans of the Luftwaffe, flying over the plant "Serp i
If the second front was opened and the Red Army reached the Channel,
French children do not learn to chew gum, do not spoil your stomach
McDonald's, and the best of them were able to relax in the summer of Artek.
Two employees of the firm elicit a third way in which the chief of his
double the salary. One says:
- I've become an hour before coming to work and an hour later to leave the
it and though that, no response!
- And I have been working without lunch and began to issue products in 2 times more and
- Yes, everything is simple, guys! My wife congratulated the chief on his birthday,
congratulated ... Late ... on .. , Ah, damn!
- The more mature women are different from the mature fruit?
- From the mature fruits can squeeze the juice. And what can be squeezed out of mature
On Tuesday, U.S. President George W. Bush at a meeting with MPs
Georgia said he did not intend to aggravate relations with Russia's President
Vladimir Putin over the question of the withdrawal of Russian bases.
Then, during a speech the U.S. president at Freedom Square in
Tbilisi, it was a grenade.
Soon, representatives of the Secret Service, FBI and State Department jointly
with the Georgian authorities have found cvidetelya, a certain Saakashvili
who saw that a grenade thrown by chance passing by the Minister
and Defense Minister Sergey Ivanov, dressed in traditional festive attire
According to the results of the examination carried out independently in ten countries
EU US-made grenade was littered with dead
dangerous defolantom Agent Orange, thus, that the enemies of democracy
unsuccessfully tried to poison Yushchenko beacon of liberty.
According to an anonymous source in the Secret Service, because, for
plausibility, Bush decided not to warn of a planned
operation, the U.S. president was urged Tuesday
strictly refrain from bagels.
At a meeting with the Baltic, President Bush expressed hope
further development of democracy and human rights in the Baltics.
- Zeke Heil!-Together confirmed the Baltic presidents.
What are you thinking partner while having sex:
Woman with her lover: "pay or not pay?"
Wife with her husband: "Paint the ceiling or whitewash?"
Saakashvili and Bush: "give money to democracy or not? And some assessment
hotsatstsa bite! "
Add to question
How Eduadr Gil
Paul McCartney with his second half
Justifying to the international community, the Government of Georgia
stated that the grenade was thrown at a distance, not to kill.
Mean Bush arrives in Georgia. Meets at the White House, Condoleezza Rice.
- Hey Condi, you're sort of like a skin whitener, but the doctors feared.
- Yes, but what?
- Go to Georgia, I do not know how about the whole body, but the ass vylizhut
so that the whiter than an albino will.
- How to transform a dictatorship into a democratic country for one
- Make the president of our dude married to an American or a Dane.
Previously, traffic police unscrambled as "Drive Inspector grandmother and move on."
In light of the fight against corruption have decided to rename the DOBDD. Now
"Come on We can do without money, buddy!
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In a famous magician asked:
- You write in the announcement "It's true husband. The result of 100%." As you
- Naturally has to share ... retired with her husband, that he at least
three days back.
I have to state all three questions:
1. Where it sends our soldiers?
2. Where are our taxes?
3. And where will it itself, if we do not send it yourself?
Women are divided into two categories: those that understand that they are stupid,
and those that think they are smart.
Even after a finally negotiated by David Beckham, and coach Yaroslavl
"Shinnik". Beckham still can not understand how they could do
In the Georgian capital Tbilisi in the U.S. President George W. Bush threw
object that resembled a hand grenade. Granata unknown
design was a bright red color, whiff, and
looks like rotten tomatoes.
Bush charmed Georgian dances. "Lesbinka, lesbinka!" - Only
he repeated enthusiastically.
In Tbilisi liked Bush, as artists danced and sang, and gave
he had them all their pocket money. But Saakashvili did not return.
He's not singing and not dancing.
Baton Bush pleased supper at Tbilisi and watched dance
Aborigines. However, it was somewhat puzzled by the lack of dancing
feathers, glass beads and war paint.
Bush Jr.. visited Georgia and met with the Governor
America has two wars - on terror, and obesity.
A particular lucky - when caught fatty terrorists.
What is your favorite cat thinks when shits in the corner of the room behind the seat?
Reliably hard to say, but something like this:
"I know, of course, that is impossible. But, first, there is no one there.
Secondly, dark. And thirdly, because I did bury! "
We bought a bottle of two men. Drank - or in one eye. Add - again
nothing. Almost no money. One says - let's buy a beer and a bath
drink. So they did - no effect. Another says - I have
friend, who knows how to do without the money to reach the condition.
They came to him and tell - they say so and so, all the money spent and no
in one eye.
- And what about you - from the bath, or what?
- And how did you guess?
- Well .. naked and with brooms ..
12 parallels the totalitarian Russia and democratic America:
1. In Russia, all media are state owned and oligarchs in America --
2. In Russia, the president nominated the state and the oligarchs in America --
3. In Russia, the election results money can buy in America - too.
4. In Russia, Khodorkovsky's hard to put behind the stolen billions, and in
America, Martha Stewart can plant the machinations of 10 thousand dollars.
5. In Russia, you can plant in jail hero Budanova Russia, and in America
money can otmazat killer - Simpson or pedophile - Jackson.
6. Russia has no right to interfere in the electoral process in Ukraine or in
Georgia, and America - has.
7. Russia has no right to impose order on its territory in Chechnya,
and America has the right to bomb Serbia, Afghanistan or Iraq.
8. In Russia, a reporter for the attacks on their president to announce a fighter
for freedom and democracy, but in America fired.
9. In Russia, a military reporter for obgazhivanie its army - widely praised for
honesty and integrity, and in America for an easy criticism of command
- Deny accreditation.
10. In Russia, power, homosexuals and Jews can only blame on domestic
level, in America - too.
11. In Russia, the state pension is almost impossible to live in
America - too.
12. In Russia the State give a shit on the opinions of their citizens in America --
too. True, cops in America - well-fed ...
Dream of Vladimir Vladimirovich nightmare. If he - Stalin,
The Red Army is fighting the fascists in the center of Moscow. Only fascists
not German, and Spanish. Among our defenders of black
Americans in red shirts, and directs the battle Jugoslav. Finally battle
ends, and gold are the Jews.
- All transplant!
Vladimir gets up and immediately understand that he is not Stalin,
Although he never liked basketball.
The master asked what the most difficult game that invented people?
- Of course, chess master is responsible ...
- What about rot?
- Guo appeared before ...
Having read the two posts on the forum, Master Goh said: "One sees, the other not
"Who does not see? "- Asked the Master.
"You do not see" - replied the Master Guo.
Master Guo was asked: "Master, what is best for the practice game Go - homogeneous
couples or heterogeneous? "
"All the same," - replied the Master Guo, - "the main thing that the partners were
shorter is the daughter of my father's room. and the Pope in underwater mask with a tube
And screaming DAUGHTER I'm with you will not do it at night TITANIC WATCH.
Apple blossom, out of the bushes screaming Freddie Mercury.
If it were not for the Soviet occupation of 1944-1945 years, the Baltic states and now live
would be free of the fraternal family of the Aryan peoples.
Helpful Hint: solution of potassium permanganate will act strongly if drinking it
looking at the photograph Yushchenko. If the picture color, without manganese
The modern version voennnogo slogan of "Mamma Mia!":
In CJES 100 000 Jews, 30 of them - billionaires. In Israel, the 5 million
Jews, of whom only 3 billionaires. Conclusion: The Jews did not intelligent, it
Papa, Papa, and pchemu all women are pigs?
Because, my son, that only men are descended from primates:)
New cure for constipation - Dristushka Danone
During a visit to Georgia, Bush and his wife have been demonstrated
Georgian dances. Dancers had to perform them without the traditional
daggers. For security purposes, they had to go on stage without this part
historical costume. In addition, knowing a hot temper kavkazckih
jigits, for security reasons, the dancers had to be neutered. So
they practically nothing stopped dancing.
Leaving the area, Bush and Mikhail Saakashvili has spent almost half an hour in
near the restaurant, although on a protocol dinner was supposed to go
Bush in the restaurant were to treat the national food and wine.
After dinner portion Bush was eaten, and a portion
Saakashvili does not. What dined Mikhail Saakashvili had remained unknown,
but know that coming out of the restaurant, the U.S. president tried
Georgian dance dance.
So that's where the legs grow! - Said it remains unknown
Armenian discoverer asshole.
Never before Don Quixote did not come across such a slippery mill - Carlson
was delighted with the game of tag.
The nominees for best soundtrack for the movie "a triumph of hope Kadysheva with
song "Broad River".
ITAR-TASS: "At a gala dinner in the Kremlin, President of Latvia
filed her favorite Russian dishes: herring in the newspaper "Pravda" and cut
Spanking glass. President of the United States, from envy, a little caviar choked. "
The flexibility given to women by nature are not for gymnastics, but for sex.
Hi-Tech eyes of a psychiatrist.
Programmer: autistic masochist
The owner of the shop computer technology: a therapist.