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I propose to rename the sendmail in receivespam.
Ukiwa the cheetah
The party "United Russia" Russia has had a great disservice!
- And it is true that Jews sold to Russia?
- No, not true. They purchased it ...
In response to the demand of the Parliament of Georgia on the withdrawal of Russian bases from the
Georgia Russia's Foreign Ministry issued a counter claim - about
Georgia's withdrawal from the territory of Russian bases.
In response to the claim of Latvia on the issue this country from Russia a certain amount
propose to pay in goods. Specifically, tactical nuclear missiles.
Delivery by the supplier.
PS You can then establish hiking trails - skip
lunar surface, which was left over from Latvia.
PSS If you try and before that back (again at Russia's expense
with great pleasure) Latvia historical view - on the state
May 9, 1945 - then this will be no problems. Latvians say in unison
"Sieg Heil!" and will have the usual resistance.
Yushchenko appeared in advertising "Klerasila" - all teenagers in shock.
Uzbek human rights defenders indignantly argue that the suppression
unrest in Andijan, killing more civilians than ...
ever lived in this city.
in our hospitals so fed, so feed! that when the proctologist and
otalaringolog simultaneously examine patsianta, they see each
is kakto Jew through hohlyatskuyu border. Trapped in sitting and yelling.
morning Ukrainians call our pograntsam and say: take away your
intellectual. Our answer: and with what you flattened it ours? A
Ukrainians: And yesterday he got into the trap, leg ce Bitten and do not get out
Many women are not happy with the size of a member of his partner. Until
yet in the ass ...
Of all the goods produced in Russia, has the most medals
vodka. (Vasil Lucas)
In the TV series the most interesting - it is advertising. (Vasil Lucas)
nightmare boxer: pear gives the date
milkmaid nightmare: her milking a cow
nightmare pathologist: the grateful clients call at night
She gave a duty under the placenta.
Ad in the newspaper from hand to hand: "Latvian Foreign Ministry will make your competitor
business in the black list of Schengen visa. Prices are negotiable. Negotiable
possible. By the gross discount. U.S. citizens are not ordered, to the citizens of Russia
discount. Contact a representative of Latvia abroad. "
Due to the fact that Latvia makes claims to the Soviet Union, it is proposed
give her 100 dollars Millard Soviet rubles at the rate of 0.61 kopecks.
Sitting two new Russian, drink whiskey and watch a film on the channel
"Culture". One another:
- You know, this movie I made for myself only one thing kingfisher
- This is not a bird.
A second, and he responds:
- Well, yes, even say that hell-raisers - it does not fish.
Process documents. Fast. Full package. From crime to punishment.
"We can not throw this asshole puck, so at least let him n" zdy
give "- said Rick Nash, then the whole team Canada hockey together
pounced with his fists on the goalkeeper Czechs Vokouna.
We know God protects children and drunks. How many died in car accidents
have been alive, if not ridiculous bans on control of up to 16 years
On taste and color .... vl @ g @ @ lisch no ...
It is known that tadpoles grow frogs.
Rumor has it that a frog can become princesses.
And anyone ever watched the process of becoming princesses in
Save from the long arm can ... only long legs.
By Patrushev's statement about the upcoming "velvet" revolution in
You know why the revolution has not happened in Uzbekistan?
Because the turn of Belarus.
If you have a fan in the family gorohovovogo soup was not lucky to have
whom an acute sense of smell
As in the Euro 2004 football championship in 2005 Russia Hockey
decided not paritsya with finals and so forth, but just beat the champion!
His wife accompanies her husband on a corporate party. He bustled about in a hurry.
That kick in the leg will not fall, it is not as buttoning a shirt, obliquely
restrained in a tie, forgets to fasten his fly.
Wife silently watches her husband's bodily movements. Shortly
husband still gets to the front door.
His wife, straightening his tie and collar, patting, said:
- Darling, you're such a hurry ... are you, one foot already there?
America. The beginning of XX century. Early morning. Street. The boy runs around and sells
- Sensation! Sensation! Read the front page! King Camp Gillette
patented collapsible safety razor!
Soviet Union. Early 80's. Late evening. Typical apartment. Works
TV. There is the program "Time". Announcer:
- Dear viewers! This is a great day! Known
Designer Ka. Lashnikov in his laboratory reared Av. Tomato.
Estonia. XXI century. Independence Day. In the center of the square stands a payphone
in the ass drunk Estonian and dials long-distance number. Subscriber not
responsible. Estonians hangs up, turns, pulls out of his pocket
bottle of beer and says:
- Ka-o same-o to the ru-uski-them-up-on before lgo-ho-o-di-um, Day No-of-a-vi -
si-mo-o-sti sa-a-tained by the best-rd day in the go-to-do-y ...
- And life goes on, - govaril undertaker, taking the measure of the next
You want to have a wife?
Do not hurry!
Learn how to start, be yourself!
Yesterday - GUUAM, today - GUAM, tomorrow - GUM, the day after tomorrow - PG, then
that, just G?
Soccer CHE2004. Qualifying round.
Russia wins 2:1 Greece, Greece becomes the champion.
Hockey CHM2005. Qualifying round.
Russia wins the Czech Republic 2:1, Czech Republic becomes a champion.
... trend however.
They say that a lover able man off 90% of all
working brain neurons. Scientists say that the human brain
uses only 10% of its capacity, ie, it turns out that in
lover able to work only 1% of the neurons of the brain. Middleweight
the human brain - 1400 grams, ie, the man really in love
there are 14 grams of brain substance. It is alleged in age from 40 to
45 years of human brain loses annually to two grams of neurons (nerve
cells), and after 50 years - three grams per year.
Ie for about 6.5 years of marriage after 40 years male brain
ceases to work ...
> Want to instantly distinguish truth from falsehood? Go to penetrate into the background
> the most intricate social events? Available to see the true value and
> true face of politicians? Read the press Russia!
> Five years ago ...
> Boris Usherenko
So that's why a recent version of the newspaper on the Internet can be read
free, and access to the archive - for the money! In the first case we get
naked propaganda and PR, but just as in the second case the information for
Presidential Decree introduced a new award - medal "For the life in Russia."
Medal of three degrees: "After 20 years of living in Russia," "In 30 years of living in
Russia "and" Over 50 years of living in Russia. "People from all three degrees
same rights as participants of the Great Patriotic War.
Please give me two eggs - dig up the garden.
Inspired by the game of football club Dynamo Moscow.
Duration logical series.
Cops, beneath one's dignity, Dynamo, sludge, pidarasy, Romantsev ...
I'm tired already about the Soviet occupation of the Baltic.
Let us pay a Soviet rubles.
Let us take away what can
I know why Karimov does not die. God does not want to Karimov
usurped power in the afterlife.
Russia genealogy club reliably established that the girl
Praskovya - a direct descendant of the girl Nadia, who was the daughter of a great
What are the similarities between Saakashvili and Fidel Castro? They both know what
wants the Cuban people. What's the difference? Saakashvili even knows what he wants
the people of Zimbabwe.
Why Uzbekistan withdrew from GUUAM? The fact that this powerful
organizations wanted to join Uganda. Here are the Uzbeks and showed
Saeima passed a resolution that in a minute 70 seconds. And
turned to Russia with a demand to recognize this fact. In support of this
requirements Novodvorskaya promised to smash all the 'wrong' watch
to which doprygnet.
Minister of Justice of Ukraine Roman Zvarych published fantasy novel
Polls showed that 40% of men ever received sexual
satisfaction in the shower. The remaining 60% of men in the army are not served.
- Girls! Sorry! Can you prevent it?
- Won mixer! Interfere?
Say to Putin's visit to Ben Gurion Airport were taken
Several specially slovlennyh terrorists ... and they were kept in the outhouse ...
If it were not for the Soviet occupation of 1944-1945 years, the Russians and now
to clamber up on the toilet with their feet for the administration of natural
needs and Tweety proudly went to a bin in the backyard
looted homes Latvians deported to Siberia peignoir.
megaphone. The future depends on you.
Well, the past depends on the historian.
So tomorrow depends on you, the future historian.
Program TV 4-th channel
06-30-23-50 - film Seventeen Moments of Spring
06-30-23-50 - Repeat the film Seventeen Moments of Spring