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Continuing further on 6 April.
At present, women should be a fifth man - the head. He neither
what is not denied!
Reality show HOUSE II smoothly flows into DOOM II
Observation of life: If in a room where several people are sitting,
install air conditioning, then there is always at least one scum (as
usually female), which even in the heat tridtsatigradusnuyu declares
that she was cold and will require air conditioning off, opening instead
Cream for anal sex - obezdvizhivayuschy.
There is a peasant with a dog and the dog collars attached to, and a rope for
leg. Another approach - Hey, man, and Th you dog's leg
not tied by the neck? - AAA .. so got out more.
If the "Real" - a royal club, and Chelsea - the team aristocrats, then
proletarians are sick of "Shakhtar" and "Locomotive." (Vasil Lucas)
Announcement: "proctologic help athletes a second wind."
If you combine the advertising of dairy products a little cabin in the countryside and cheerful
Milkman then it would have
"It's good to have a merry milkman"
Tribute to Pope Paul arrived in Italy. Luxembourg was three.
GAI: Operation "Gourmet"!
- Little Johnny, how are you in school for behavior?
- Popa, I introduce the school the best, for this place and go.
Once upon a time were in the "Small Palace four three torn cats, three rotten dogs, two
vile beast and a decent pig.
Outrageous act committed during the session, the student-Grade retention,
whose name does not even want to call. Unlike achievers
students, he decided to thank a teacher not a valuable gift, and
profound knowledge of the subject ...
In light of recent events in Kyrgyzstan, the address of President
(firstname.lastname@example.org) is made to read from new, revolutionary
intonation - "Askar, a dog, the president?" No! "
Jesus Christ and Father God sitting in heaven, watch the news - what on earth
happening. Suddenly the bell rings. Jesus went to open it and see for
door of Allah. Jesus cried over her shoulder:
- Dad, you ordered a Shawarma?
Too many cooks spoil the broth Cyclops.
- Stirlitz! You - a Soviet spy!
Stirlitz, leaving the room:
- Mueller, you do not have a reliable source of information! By the way, say
your son's gay, and his wife walking with Bormann!
Stirlitz knew that he always remembers the last phrase.
Due to the substantial change of subject "Komsomolskaya Pravda" should
become a "bitch."
Favorite TV shows:
the members of the government - a joke, "
by rescuers - "What, where, when?"
the deputies of the Duma - "Bluff Club",
from hairdressers - "Herbal Life"
by statisticians - "Distorting zarkalo"
bankers - "Pyramid",
oligarchs - "Geniuses and villains,
by FSB - "Honest Detective"
from prostitutes - "Duty of"
a billiards players - "My silver ball"
women - "Weakest Link",
the officers - "the Stand",
by gynecologists - Women's View ",
retirees - "The Domino Principle",
from the pioneers - "I am ready for anything!"
doctors, optometrists - ABVGDeyka "
a couturier - "Variegated Ribbon,
have cops - "Postscript",
from taxi drivers - "Vesti"
The employees of the morgue - "Survivor"
The employees of agriculture - "Club of senators.
Happy holiday to you, dear women! Happy fool!
Depression. He went to a therapist. He advised - self-hypnosis, that I
could enjoy in the most adverse situations. Do. A
once, by chance, they wrought in his pants, in full bus. Psychotherapists
- Goats! Because of this I now get the pleasure.
Believe me - do not believe, but none of the girls rounded up his sleeve, crying:
"Hey, what soft", did not say that it erases the new
"Laska magic balm, only to face lent.
And yesterday I had a girl otE-mail ...
When virtual acquaintance, anxious ask that girl
Although much more interesting that it does not wear it.
Condoms DUREX - 200 rubles for dick!
Sale of equipment for udayvinga: myling and vereving on last year
After the show "Best fighting Michael Tyson A. Belenky plans
issue a new series - "The best fights of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
In the competition for the best joke wins President
He telephoned Yanukovych - congratulations on winning the presidential election.
After a long relationship, the guy explains the girl that he needed
Guy: "Wick, we are already 4 months along, and between us anything yet
serious nebylo "
Girl: "Sasha, well, you know that I'm ..."
Boy: "I do not want you to change ..."
Girl: "I appreciate it, but I can not ..."
Boy: "Well you do not understand - I want sex!"
Girl: "I understand, but people like you - very much"
Boy: "I love you!"
The girl thought for a few seconds, and says: "Well, only you
Nobody can tell? "
Boy: "Neeeeeee, well, then do not naaaaaado!"
April 1. Kremlin. Vladimir urgently summoned cabinet
the entire Cabinet. After 15 minutes all collected in his
study with frightened faces. Vladimir grimly
walks in front of officials standing at attention, then sharply reaches
its nominal PM and starts to shoot in cold blood by one in each.
- About what my talents in the government. So naturally fall. Must
think ... , "- Here his thoughts interrupted Secretary:
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, you call a spouse.
Vladimir reluctantly interrupts the process and approaches
- Little Johnny, you're certainly going to swear, but I forgot to do your
request. You remember yesterday you asked to load your pistol with blank
Announcement of the clinic: Honorary donors served out of turn
The following is a postscript by hand: A honorable vampires?
An interesting observation:
When you are at work chastises boss, it looks as if he
trying to tell your biography "in the translation of a goblin." ;-)
... that the resistance of French perfume - nothing compared with the resistance
the spirit of Russian women?
A new kind of bleak young naturalists found in the river
Nigella, which flows into the sewage of the local chemical plant. Feature
species is that the fish, getting into wastewater chemical plant,
quickly adapts to the environment and begins to float belly
One day Vladimir Vladimirovich (tm) Putin looked out the window of his
Kremlin office. Outside the window was April. And the snow was there, too.
Vladimir Vladimirovich (tm) pressed the call button of the Patriarch of All Russia
Alexy II. Hey, bratello, - said Vladimir Vladimirovich (tm), when
honking at the other end was replaced by melodic chimes - as
there is agreement with the Office of heaven? By May the snow in Moscow last long,
I promise, - said Alexei II, - and then bratello, sorry, have
understand people's anger with himself, without God's help. Vladimir
V. (tm) Unlink and looked out the window. Another month, another
a month, he thought. And he began to think color for Russia
Georgia squad at the last minute missed victory in the match against
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U.S. Marines guard the Queen settled. when his
asked: why did he do it?
- I always wanted to have sex at least once with this, rather than silicone
Head coach of the Estonian national team appointed Georgian-homosexual
Finally, TTO Estonian team has learned to run.
Under the new legislation in the passports of Estonia Estonian citizens will be
paid stamp on each of shit made in respect of Russian.
FSB of Russia expresses its gratitude to the Estonian government for such
I am always with you ....
Yours, the force of attraction.
New Mitsubishi Lancer! Standard features include: two
sumo, two samurai and a geisha.
When Evdokimova Withdraw from the governors and it will come back in full house here
then we laugh it! And if it is sent to prison and we do obossymsya!
- Tell me why no-Chukchi soccer?
- Chukcha no fool! Chukcha owner of the football team!
Very popular among children enjoyed school of mathematics
g. Kryazhska. The deviation from the study of mathematics is so large that if
graduate school, later becoming a famous poet, considers
iambic pentameter chetyrehstopochnym trochee, nobody even noticed.
Parable of baobabs
Desert. Beggar dervish standing under the baobabs and is going to hang myself.
Throwing the rope on the branch and put his head in the noose, suddenly turns out that
nothing to stand up to end one's life.
Fortunately, the past is vagabond, who requested the dervish to plant,
to help hang himself. Rogue agreed. Climbing on the tramp
dervish raises his hands to the sky and begins to pray. It takes a
time, and all the dervish can not finish the ritual formalities.
- Are you there, asleep? - Tired of waiting vagrants.
- No, thank God!
- For what?
- For the fact that he finally sent me a donkey, which allowed me to sit down
neck! And tightening the noose tighter around his neck and bum spur in his hip,
dervish hastened to meet the beautiful mirage, which reflects
Is the day the employee trading day increased police vigilance.
An example of incomprehensibility of high art are avant-garde poetry
Felix Ushlogo using in his work non-traditional methods
versification and the press.
- And where is your imperishable verse? - Opening a blank workbook, interested
- A blank verse on the white paper hardly noticeable - is responsible
Kolobki childhood scared Bowling.