- Dear customers! Our pharmacy has opened a new section for "All for the addict," where you will find a variety of syringes, rubber tubes, cotton swabs, spoons, etc. you need for your household. We also have a wide choice of drugs drugs! For ease of use they are put up on doses. Mood-elevating your purchases!
Continuing the theme of the similarities between Windows and the Government of Russia ...
with each new version:
- Require more resources,
- Promise to provide all the best security,
- Promise to improve performance
... as a result of the people take out more money from his pocket and all
achieved performance is spent on the work itself apparatus
Excellent ad campaign to fly Aeroflot held on April 7
Russia's military and the radio station Ekho Moskvy. Now the number
passengers wishing to be shot down over Moscow has increased hundreds
times. All tickets sold for the year ahead. Will they have the military missiles
to knock down all of Russia's aircraft with passengers on board and will have enough left
country's aircraft? Terrorists have met with the approval of the project.
Moscow airport acquired biosystem to scare the birds cost
$ 30 million. The system is operated by one operator. The system is capable
automatically convert foul expression operator in a disturbing
cries of various birds.
Russia Society of the Deaf and the Blind announces recruitment for the national team of KVN
Society. Minimum requirements for applicants are: primary education,
beginnings of a sense of humor. Basil Lukas please do not apply.
Yesterday, at the laying of heating, the workers found a unique and invaluable
historic relic - unfinished bottle of vodka late 19 th century ...
Unfortunately, history left nothing except a bottle ...
The State Duma discussed the new law on the two official languages.
The President proposes to include in the official state languages
Azerbaijan. Question from the audience:
- And what will be the second language?
- Not Bachu!
They talk to two prostitutes:
- How are you?
- Bad. Swayed by the Metropole Hotel: who will give a couple of dollars, who in the face, and
- I live well. I walk constantly in the house of the actor, a writer in the House, the House
journalist. Intelligent audience. Invite to your home, there
brandy, champagne. Then I go into bed with him, he thrust into the hands
penis while he sleeps and sleeps all night.
- Yes, you are well settled. Helped someone?
- Yes ancestors
- Ancestors What?
- The name of the sonorous gave - Sobchak!
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, but not for us to take the law on pornography
- The idea is correct, but do not exaggerate. The people we do not understand.
Here, the other day I went to several porn sites, and what I saw there --
nothing but naked women ... But the opposition websites - explicit porn!
Ment inhibits new Russian jeep, and drove in the trash. Negotiate at
200 bucks, but HP had forgotten grandmother at home and promises to start later. Inspector
agreed, but asked to come to the end of the shift. But as usual, HP
late and sees - ment has not, but that he had left for him
special box. He puts the box bucks and Loving dumps.
On the following new day, the same inspector, tormrzit the same HP.
- So where is the money?
- How where? Put in a box that you set for this.
- You do not to be confused?
- No. It and it was written that a fool and realized that all
content - for you, such large letters - garbage.
Yulia Tymoshenko - the National Orchestra CONDUCTOR IN ZIMBABWE!
Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko offered the vacant post of Chief
Conductor of the National Orchestra of Zimbabwe Yulia Tymoshenko. Why he
opted for the main Orange revolutionaries? Yes ostopizdela
she told him so, that even the most cast in the blind bandore player!
on the British military base of the Texas cowboy and an English lord argued
one in the country produce the best leather for shoes. was present only
American-patalogoanatom modestly silent, and carefully hid his boots
under the table.