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Yulia Tymoshenko has canceled his visit to Russia due to start planting. Sown started at a time when the gene. prosecutor stated that a criminal case against Tymoshenko is not closed.
One Indian scolds another: - Canoeing you fuckin '! Many times fuckin! Front and rear fuckin! Your mother fuckin '!
Cows wear bells on their necks, and heifers - mobiles.
For us in the country on student exchange programs have sent a girl from distant France. Her name was Dominic. She and I had a nice all summer. Yeah, okay "to have" Dominique in the village ...
For explanation of spam: - This blow to the liver for itself is not a blow to the liver! - Give us time and I beat you on the full program!
PS Sorry if our mordobitie had you do not like ... We are white and fluffy
Donetsk tourist firm Rinat show "extreme organizes tours to Kiev program, "Be cool - shaken orange!". ALL inclusive: three-star accommodation in tents, moving, meals and services of an experienced traumatologist. http://censor.net.ua/
God is omnipotent. God created man in His own image and likeness. A man loves money. Conclusion - God is a supreme being, having the maximum number money.
There are two prastitutki, rich and poor. Poor asks rich as it gets richer. And she says to her: "I buy a mini bombs and new byusgalter, safer sex, I blow up bombs, byusgalter breaks. I told him that he tore it up and he pays me $ 100. So she done. Only small bombs were not there, and she bought more. Bought new byusgalter. With sex, it detonated a bomb, and says: "You tore My new byusgalter! Pay $ 100! "And he told her:" At least 1,000 women, only tell where my x * j
Did you know that the poverty of the population is inversely proportional to arrogance officials?
Rehearsal advertising juices. Children: - I - Cherry .. - I - apple ... - And I - tomato ... - I - stupid ass .... Boy !!!!! You - eggplant!! Again: - I - Cherry .. - I - apple ... - And I - tomato ... - I - stupid ass .... Boy !!!!! I repeat - You - eggplant!! Again: - I - Cherry .. - I - apple ... - I - eggplant! Boy !!!!! You - dunce!! First comes - TOMATO!!
Sit trapped cardinals and decide who should be the next "pope." Behind doors waiting for their Exit-Poll ...
Dear girl! Welcome to the army. Army will make of you real men. http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0504/050413.html # 4
Dear girl! Welcome to the army. Improve the demographic situation in Russia!!
The writer is not a profession. but this can zarobatyvat money.
Under the motto - "Bullet fool bayonet fellow," Russia's biathlon won the most spectacular victory of the season.
Unravel the secret origin of the name of "Bonnie M" - is an abbreviation from "Bonnie cop. (Vasil Lucas)
What is the name dispute between two psychologists? - Meryanie pSipiskami
Kama Sutra scrolls Yanukovych and says:
"Yushchenko - TAK", "Tymoshenko - SO" "Yushchenko - TAK", "Tymoshenko - SO ...
Lay `s - good luck, dick vpridachu!
Issue of the Armenian radio: "What is the most favorite place of rest addicts? " Answer: "Airport. There is room "flying off".
The modern version of the famous joke:
- A campaign "users against pirates!" - Aa, this type of "rock against drugs" ...
Sonutaya in the elbow and the hand resting inside of the elbow joint in middle of the inner surface of the forearm of the other hand, the fingers clenched in fist - our response to them: - Well, give the island, well, give the island.
Want to see how, let us make man in trousers, and would not take on you honestly earned money? Go first to the market, select it roll of toilet paper, the ruble for three, and then try to pay tysyacherublevkoy.
Military rank: Admiral RUBOP.
Not all that sun, that is!
With fireworks, asshole ruin your football evening. Obraschatsya a fan club Internatsionalle.
PS AC MILAN FOREVER!!!
Why are all the documents, forms, receipts razgrafleny so that it is impossible to fit any one letter or number, and after filling the majority of the graph all the same remains unclaimed?
A fly flies in the box office: - Please give me a ticket to the most stinking play. At the very crappy row. At the same shitty place.
New! Superkrem face! It not only makes your skin soft and smooth, but also causes deep wrinkles envy at your friends!
The new logo Beeline: Formerly a bee flew by, and now she turned away.
- But you never, never become like them. So podohnesh in nischite and obscurity. - And I did not need. I have a house, family ... - What house, that family. Can not wait for when you drop the hoof. Go flee inheritance share. - Well you're wrong. My wife loves me ... And in general ... - Actually!? Yes, the figs, in general, such fools to give birth to light. Where your mark in this life? What are you left to posterity? You live like a soulless cow: zhresh da shit. - You're a cow ... Rubbish here ... - Well, shut up, are you offended? Hey, wait, are you going? - Yes sit, now come. Pour yet. Herostratus draped gown, picked up the match and went out.
This Jew earning thousands of dollars a month, two thousand and gives wife, and the remaining three lived himself. (C) Robie
Doctor patient: - Now this is a medicine you will take until the end of life. - And while I'll take it, will I live? - No. As long as you live, you'll take it.
Doctor prescribes blonde tablets: - Take 2 pieces, before going to bed. - This is for 40 pieces per day, it turns out ...
That's all say: "In Russia national football team take anybody." If there they took anybody, we would have long ago become World Champions. And so after play some "who missed ...
Wanted me to go to a brothel. But money was not a penny. I went Then a neighbor, and she gave me a loan.
- What is it that suddenly we came to work on time? - Yes, early in the evening I'm going!
In Russia, the program works effectively protect Jehovah's Witnesses.
To throw or something, everything and move to Israel? .. Naah, stremno ... Make more cutting to do! And I have every millimeter counts!
Family Rabinoviches going to the wedding. A long time arguing how to dress. Finally, decide to dress the color of hair. Daughter says: - I'm in black. - And I'm in a red, - said the son. - I wear gray, - solve mother. - You listen, so I need to go to the wedding naked - upset Rabinovich.
In America, the movement is gaining strength white people, protesting against offensive to the dignity of the name "white man" and requiring politically correct treatment "evroamerikanets."
Yushchenko - Bush:
Ukrainians - it is not only valuable guest workers for the EU, but three - four million cannon digestible fat for NATO ...
After the failure at the European Championship Cup, where the team of Russia has managed just beat the future champion, before the team was put clear problem: "Going into the final of the World Championship should not be end in itself. The task was completed.
With the Nazis, pasted in the center of Moscow flyers with the words "Jews -- goats, during the trial stated that it is only performance on the verge of provocation, if someone is offended - let pass by and not read, and accused the court in flagrant violation of freedom words, as citizens of N. and M., who slipped and broke several paint leaflets, of course, of literary value - in vandalism.
Due to the fact that the winner of Eurovision 2004 Ukrainian singer Ruslana Lyzhychko in some songs performed by the word "GAY DANA, DANA GAY" Israel's Ministry of Culture explains that Dana - not gay, Dana -- transsexual.
What is a modern Russian drama in Ukraine? This is a test Genproprokuraturoy Ukraine Kievskog Theater of Russian Drama named after Lesya Ukrainki.
In America, a new kind rassizma-white hate whites.
Hit Parade Donetsk Radio - April 2005 1. Cuba-my love 2. Russia, My Homeland 3. My youth-Belarus ... http://censor.net.ua/
Lutsenko, Minister of Internal Affairs of Ukraine conduct inspections Lukyanovskaya prison. His chief explains: - So, in this chamber have "mokrushniki" racketeers and thieves, in this - rapists and maniacs. But these three floors of the most dangerous - Donetsk regional council! http://censor.net.ua/