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You can not write and throw good money after
Nothing is given to us so easily, and does not cost so much as a prostitute
You wake crack chainsaw
I wonder whether it would be removed to continue Russia's film "180 cm
above, for example with the title "18 cm and longer?
If you cross Rice and Bush, we obtain a long-term rice.
Japanese scientists have genetically modified Rice. After the introduction of her
human genes, it will become more productive and resistant to
Refined torture have been arrested during the riots in
Minsk hooligans-banderlogi: the night he spun the chamber film "Brat 2".
Sale Sidorova goat. Not broken.
In Uryupinsk opened a specialized school with in-depth study
Car lovers rejoice at a new model of VAZ "Night"
Previously Beeline logo was quite harmless fly. And now ... and
Colorado potato beetle now!
Petka and Vasily Ivanovich stand at the door Anya's bedroom.
- How do you think, Petka - asked Chapay - Anka platoon commander
- No kidding! - Responsible Petka.
- A battalion?
- And can battalion!
- A division?
- Oh, would you not go to her, Vasili Ivanovich! She has the political department
Only on weekends, students can go to the club, sit there in the bar,
play billiards and a slot machine, roll the balls in bowling, go to
Casino and then approached a friend, asked quietly:
"You take a taxi in which direction?"
Exploring Finnish language:
constipation "- KakkallaPukkallaPlakkalla
Denial of appeal does not exempt from their escape from the places
In the original design atelier customer orders:
- Please make me a roll of toilet paper with a portrait of the
photos. Since the two sides and along the entire length. Quality guarantee?
- Do not worry! Portrait of your mother in law will be executed with the highest
- And you guessed it, my mother-in-law?
- And it yesterday, we ordered a gasket with the image-in-law. We have
learned from the photograph attached to its order.
I wonder why the Russian folk tales, Ivan the Fool is looking Vasilisa
Wise, and Prince Ivan - Vasilisa the Beautiful?
A friend asks the other:
- If I peresplyu with your wife, who I'll be? Enemy?
He is responsible - no.
Other - no.
- And how? - Puzzled asked first.
- I like you'll be - Quito! - Meets the second.
What the Chief did not argue, but work still have.
- Lieutenant, I am interested in your lineage. Your ancestors came
- No, not so. " My ancestors, Shura, eblis often in the Rye, sir.
They talk to two proctologist
- You know, I think from our zavotdeleniem megalomania.
- Where did you get?
- Yes he told me when he left he said: "Come the evening in the church, put God
Photographer Sidorov refused to western habits offer
photographed say "chi-i-and-out. In my experience he knows that
smile got much more natural when photographed
say "heh-e-e-er you."
On the government: the monetization of benefits.
For the people: materizatsiya monetization.
Call on the mobile phone:
- Dear! I was stuck in the elevator!
- Call lifter!
- Yes, I got stuck in the door!
"United Russia" - the party-substitute ...
And the "wings" it does not need and "fly" does not want to!
But, as the creeps ...
... was the shortest in the history of the message of the President to the Federal
Assembly. Vladimir Putin came to the podium and said:
- And you all go to the dick!
What is left and right bias in the party "Bear Russia? Quite
easy. President Putin, as you know, 2 halves asshole. Left
deviationists wanted to lick the left and right - right. But come Gryzlov and
told everyone, as before, lick the middle.
A drunken macho, wet the bed and crying.
Announcement Webmaster: Looking for picture Yushchenko as ryzhoy asshole. Bush
a member already found. ;) [KS, http://www.samka.kiev.ua]
If: "The woman is a man without end (nedokontsa made man).
So it all my life trying to cram themselves into this missing part
the body. "
That logically - the man is a woman with the end, which gets rid
by any means, stuffing in any hole. Pity the poor thing!
There is a house elf Dobby and Gorlum:
- Hello, Vladimir Vladimirovich!
- Hello, Leonid Danilovich!
Nynezhnie lesbians consider themselves bi-sexual, because of their sex
involving two women.
Want to quickly solve the problem of homeless animals?
- It is necessary to use the traditional method for Chinese ...
Allow them to open the restaurants by type:
"Cats on the Shanghai style", "Dogs in Peking," "Rats in Harbin"!
However, others will have a problem - Chinese ...
From the perspective of gay man must be faithful not only to his wife, but
When repairing 37 km Moscow Ring Road in the asphalt was found bulb with polsaniem:
"Grateful descendants. I envy you!"
How nice to spend an evening in the company of men, speaking compliments
pours of wine, a light music and candlelight, that he affectionately
laid in bed all night and warmed my body .. And do not bother!
Chukchi scientists found that Kashchei Immortal dye their Easter
$ @ mmy
Tale ppo moon "
Hoch. Ha ylitse are two people.
- Chemy you ylybaetes? - Sppashivaet one on another.
- Why, lyubyyus Lynoy.
- What lyubyetes?
- Lynoy - shows a man on the moon with his finger, but his companion did not even
raises his head.
- What Lynoy? - Sppashivaet it.
- And here she is, - ydivlyaetsya people - of normal modeled from you, so yellow.
- Yellow! Oh my God. Hado-komy nibyd passkazat.
Chepez half hour vokpyg Rights sobipaetsya crowd.
- Teacher, Tell a us Lyne - pobko pposit delegate from the crowd.
- What the devil tyt passkazyvat? - Goryachev people. - Lift
head and all shall see themselves.
Someone does not swell from person ppedannyh eye topoplivo wrote in his
notebook: "One has only to raise golovy - and vzopy otkpoetsya Lyna, yellow
kpyg; black against the sky ... "
- What are you writing this? - Nastopozhenno sppashivaet people.
- Someone should sohpanit ychenie for posterity, and if not me, then who?
- What, in zadnitsy, ychenie? JUST Lift HEAD! "Raise golovy --
not difficult, but by a simple ... "- again begins stpochit's emerging
evangelist, but the man beats his snizy kylakom in podbopodok and modeled from
pishyschego eyes flashed yellow spot.
- What is it, Teacher.
- God, I yvidel moon. I yvidel the moon! Moon!
- He yvidel moon - volnyetsya crowd and starts to drive vokpyg potipayuschego
podbopodok lynovidtsa hopovod.
Man mezhdy those waving at all the case pykoy and yhodit ppoch, lyubyyas
Chepez two thousand years someone reads lynnoe gospel and sighed:
A tolky something - dymaet it. - In those Quaternary pyadom teacher was always able
to give you zybam a desired time. Hekotopye, True, the ytvepzhdayut that
one book is enough and that they own eyes can see the moon kazhdyyu
night, but can komy vepit in our Quaternary? And, maybe, in general - all the fairy tales
this is what I'll skazhy ...
Putin: In connection with the 60 th anniversary of Victory Day, we decided to release Michael
All: support, Vladimir Vladimirovich!
... from tax for the garden house, which will get him in
inheritance, when he will be released in 2015.
Toast: for women: that they are with us, but we did not have them.
Work is not a wolf-in Tambov not run away.
On the wall hangs the ad: "Evening" To 30 ". Suitable two, read,
one asks another:
- Listen, but "30" - is that price?
As is known, the newly elected Pope condemns abortion. Also
retrai, ignore, kensely, escapes and `ok eu.
Foreign Ministers of Russia and Georgia signed a memorandum of
which the two military bases will be replaced by ten food.
... And under the arches of the cathedral of St. Peter solemnly spread:
"Pay attention - made in Germany!"
The symbol of the party "United Russia" - a grizzly bear. (Vasil Lucas)
Directorate Bolshoi Ballet soloists prohibited use "Viagra".
Nikolaev wrote a song for N. Queen and her boyfriend "Tarzan and
Mermaid. (Vasil Lucas)
- Listen, at the entrance to the hypnotist Levy, probably already asleep?
- Yes, she now sleeps!