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Met in a remote Mongolian steppes three great Mongol
Suche Bator, Ulan Bator and Mastura Bator.
Hey, Charles, well you got married or something. Enough of the corners of the huddle.
Straight as small children, honestly.
In connection with the non-occurrence in the calendar period of spring command
Hydrometeorological fined 10 million rubles.
Promotion of the CEC:
"Vote for Putin twice and get it for a third term without elections!"
- Mama, where Hamm?
- Our cads, daughter, in the morning uzhralis and sleep!
Watson returned home stumbles on Holmes:
- Watson, today you were on the Maidan and supported Yushchenko.
- Exactly, but how do you know?
- It's elementary. You have tied an orange scarf and pockets stuffed
- Bravo, Holmes! And I am glad that we won, and you?
"We'll wait, see," thought the great detective lump in his pocket a blue and white
Government to resign - the people easier.
- What happened to Ukraine?
- It oboranzhevilas.
"Oh, Mein Gott" - that the phrase each time looking forward to Russian
Tourists, when immediately after them in the toilet engages German.
Due to lack of funds to combat sleet (sand, etc.) in urban
Russia, the authorities announced refome on monetization. The result is that
on the streets left millions of decrepit old men and old women without
-Excuse me, you sit down?
- I would.
- And what do you stand?
- SCHA puknu, and sit down.
My mother gave birth to Lenin once and for all.
He sat a long time and thought. Then he stood up and pressed the reset button. All
memories of what he ate for a week immediately receded into the depths
As a result of negotiations with the London Club of creditors M. Kasyanov
earned the nickname "Misha 2%".
As a result of negotiations with the Paris Club of creditors Putin
earned the nickname "Vova -2.5%.
Vasya about a monument to Luzhkov:
It is proposed to impose Yuri Luzhkov appropriate place for a monument
Nike at Poklonnaya Hill as a weathervane.
1. He had finally become a single whole with the works of Zurab Tsereteli
2. Get a good view of Moscow in a prestigious location
3. It will always keep his nose to the wind.
4. Will a hundred head and shoulders above the rest of Muscovites
5. ... Moscow finally get rid of Luzhkov
Finally revealed price threefold weekly earnings in the budget.
It turned out Security Council, except for withdrawal from Iraq passed a law on
tysyachedollarovom fine for scrolling song "I shokolyady hare, I'm loving
merzavyats "in front of the Security Council.
Vasya listened Verka Serduchka: it seemed that the song that something is wrong --
instead of "... apparently the girls tse love," the correct sounds "...
apparently girls cellulite ... "
For your information Russian governors: the highest profit in Chukotka in 2004
were followed by a football club Chelsea. (Vasil Lucas)
In the murder of journalist Gongadze accused officers of foreign
Intelligence Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine. Employees of foreign intelligence services of the Ministry of Health, Ministry of Transport
and Minagroproma able to prove their innocence to this
George W. Bush said that for him now Yushchenko as a member of the family, and
promised, if his dog Barney born puppy, call him Yuschkoy.
- Mr. Bush, at a press conference in Bratislava, you asked about
dismissals of journalists in the U.S. ...
- This question was asked on the orders of Putin.
- Are you sure?
- Of course. Do not you think that any journalist would dare to ask
unpleasant questions to me, the U.S. president? Throughout the world, only one
Rights to this lack of arrogance!
- What Vovik?
- Marvanna, I want to ...
- Speak, speak, Vovik.
- I want you ...
- Speak, Vovik, do not be shy.
- I want you to withdraw.
(Turning to a whisper):
- Interesting. I certainly agree, but if you get it?
- You bet!
Vovik took a mobile phone and pressed the camera.
Advertising: "Buy our helm for his Zaporozhets - feel yourself
Announcement: The participants, who sentencing Khodorkovsky convincingly
asked to go through with things in the detention nearby
- No, well, you tell me why every time I Nehram do
me parnuhu pulls? - Asked the young man at the reception at
>>> Chinese spacecraft landed successfully in a given area.
County landing asked Russian hackers. >
in addition: for the good grandmother, to prepay from Beijing.
Podvipivshy - the bartender:
- Idiot discounts there?
- Only complete and certified.
- Then another two hundred in one dish!
Intellectual Property Day miraculously coincided with the anniversary
Chernobyl. Accident or unknown pattern? Maybe this hint
that should prolong the list katostrof century? For example, like this:
Hiroshima 45, Chernobyl 86, Windows 95, the fight against pirates
The unexpected conclusion came Kryzhopol team of linguists
the origin of the famous theatrical cry of "Encore!". On
Actually he is a reduced form of approving Russian
interjection, from which over the years disappeared syllable "zae, say scientists.
Sponsor of the program "broken telephone" - SMARTS GSM!
Carousel "Camomile" - pukes every second!
Man tells his lover:
- Honey, what a pity that we had not met when I was still not married.
- But I was 12 years old.
Miracles do happen. That you any programmer will tell.
Buttermilk. Comes in. Uncle Theodore in the house and swearing:
- Again Pechkin, old buddy, the whole toilet fouled. And roll
toilet paper dropped into the pit.
What Matroskin calmly declares:
- On the street should go to the toilet. And some general language of the wash.
Have you noticed the differences between coverage of disasters occurring in
our country and in other countries? The main difference, this is a joyous
mood and with a blissful smile to announce that the Russians among the dead
If people in a past life by someone and were they not carried out
the most important lesson: in the next life is not worth being born.
If the bar on you languidly and looks for a long time girl, do not flatter. Your
person if she seemed nice, but the faces in portraits of green
papers in your bag is still out of competition.
-I do not like the "monuments" of Tsereteli.
- Who told you that the monuments. This designators for Georgian
The President gave a message. Country did not even pretend that
listening to him, and sent a force of habit, which had long been accustomed.
Of the recently discovered secret archives have become more aware
Operation: "Lenin is a German spy." Germans Lenin supplying money to a
Russia won sotsialialisticheskaya revolution. Russia withdraws from war.
Inspired by this revolution, the German workers perform in Germany
their revolution. Germany loses the war France and Britain. "
Hence, only one conclusion: Lenin was not a German spy. And the new theme for
hot air: "Lenin-Spy: French or British?".
Song Tyumen Ukrainians:
- We are many in Gaza, we are not defeated!
In Ukraine, the potatoes after the revolution was "free" in Russia in kartofan
uniforms, and in Belarus - a full mash.
Yushchenko's chief PR man in Western public opinion - Vladimir Putin.
To the 60 anniversary of the victory will be pardoned all the Heroes of the Soviet Union.
Medicine claims that regular use of Viagra in women
leads to the onset of male sexual characteristics. (Vasil Lucas)
At the Eurovision Belarus will be the wife of the Greek
Meat King with Russia's passport Angelica Abulbash. (Vasil Lucas)
This book is about them. About their hard work. Every early morning, they wake
entire house, bringing new feelings and emotions in every family .... This book
about them - about scavengers in large orange machines. She and
called - "Camas morning.
Crackers with a taste for beer vlagaleschnyh secretions! Only these
- Lovely Ladies, do not forget to pamper yourself! - Said Auntie,
podkladyvaya candy on the chair his niece. - So this sticky scum never
not hurt your waistline.
Candy Sharmel - created specifically for this purpose.
Sharmel - young women's disgusting!
"You, fools, for ten years and adamant: this is not the sale, it is - full