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Diagnosis Yushchenko requires clarification.
Appearance Yushchenko still does not meet European standards. To such a disappointing conclusion was reached by the doctors of the Swiss clinic, where being treated with the current president of Ukraine. Compounding the situation anal crack, disfiguring, and without that ugly face of Viktor Andreyevich. "This is a very difficult case - believes lechashy doctor, Professor Hans Zaytsenkiller - The possibility of anal fissures in the face to so far rejected the official medical science. " Professor Zaytsenkiller also expressed fears that if Plastic surgery on the face of Viktor Yushchenko, will be in jeopardy sciatic nerve.
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The found the head asks questions.
Find the severed heads in the Dnieper not a jot closer to the result unraveling the crime. On the contrary, the investigation faced with new riddles. A senior official of the department of forensic examination on condition of anonymity said that the head, apparently belongs to Yushchenko. And once he got rid of it for superfluous. In order not to shock others, the President of Ukraine uses polyurethane fake Turkish production. Comment on the situation, we asked the master of sports, repeated European and World champion Vitali Klitschko. "I think it is quite likely - he said - the head is not so important detail as one might think. Personally, I use exclusively for head meal. "
Collected Russian, American and Azeri. American says - we have a game called American Roulette. Get in the car and go at full speed toward the precipice of the canyon. Y No one car brakes. Lucky - you get a big prize, not lucky - The grave at the bottom of the canyon.
Russian says - we have a game called Russian Roulette. The drum of a revolver and discharged one cartridge is inserted. With closed scroll through the eyes of the drum several times, putting a gun to temple and pulls the trigger. Lucky - and live out of luck - the grave at an abandoned cemetery.
Azer says - we have a game called Azeri Roulette. Commit a pogrom. Lucky - you live in America, not lucky -- grave no one will find.
Fascism, we will not pass ... because we have nothing passes.
Grani.ru informs 04/03/2005
Once, when I came home, I was met by his wife, dressed in a sexual underwear. She gave me two pitches and said, sexy voice: - Contact me and do whatever you want!
I tied her up and went fishing.
How to work with the Muscovites. Manual provincials
Do not call Muscovites to 11 .... and after 4 does not call ... and do not call them, when they need you to call, and you write them e-mails, they love.
Just do not expect quick response! Remember, Muscovites are working 12 hours a week, so it is very difficult to catch everything. Do not ask give cell phone number! He of course they have a corporate, but it was not reason to him rang you! But his personal number writing immediately, this you will show you how deeply you value the attention of Muscovites. This is especially important If your between the backwater and Moscow there is a difference in time! So in the height of the working day (do not forget, in Moscow, the height of the working day lasts about 7 minutes!) you will be dragged out of bed where you and so spend too much time!
Your main task at once to show that you - no one, and came only absorb tremendous experience in Moscow comrades. for business meetings with the Muscovites to buy three pairs of wrist Hours: - Seiko to meet with managers of lower-level managers (who tissot) - Tissot for meetings with middle managers (who longines) - Longines for meetings with the managers consider themselves the leadership (at which omega) So you can get them fatherly indulgence ...
And God forbid to put on your Ulysse Nardine! Those who Tissot, decide that it is shoddy, but promolchat. And those who Longines and Omega so you straight and say - you lit a oleaster at full.
If your town on a business trip coming from Moscow is sure ordered to adjust the threshold of the hotel car to the morning to take them to to the place of work! And no matter what from the hotel to the factory exactly 200 meters, and the fact that at his home in Moscow, these guys go out of their Khimki to work with four kinds of public transport. Here they are -- Muscovites! And on the status of their foot should not touch the provincial soil.
If you come on a business trip to Moscow, know that to you would react with all possible respect! You have to tell you in detail what is underground and how to use it, even if you - Deputy Director General of aluminum plant, which employs ten thousand people (if you're - General Director, you will find clever enough to understand that this is very for the subway is and how it go)
You have to tell (and show!) Foreign cars! In Moscow, they are many. If eat more than you're 40 meters from the office, you even ride one of them! Sitting Elkah-stick you for a long time will tell what such land, and how they are. If you sign a contract, then in the evening you may be surprised by the Overseas drink - Whiskey or tequila - is like vodka, only more expensive.