Can responsibly say that the Gongadze case finally
disclosed. The chain of mysterious events is restored, all points above the "i"
apart. According to the final version of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, the cause of death
"It was a purely Ukrainian suicide - told
"Leprosarium" Prosecutor General of Ukraine Stanislav Piskun - first
Journalist shot himself in the right temple, then, for reliability bay
his head and drowned her in the Dnieper. Then he poured a flammable
liquid and set on fire. "
Announcement in the entrance. Citizens of the tenants! From March 15 until April 25 in your house gas will not be, because you turn off the lights because of the lack of water due to sewage contamination.
Thin strategic initiatives: Pocle as Russia pocovetovala Georgia leave alone our military bases, followed immediately reaction of the United States. America coobschila that Al Qaeda may soon make a series of new attacks "abroad".
Today is completed to identify the body of Maskhadov. A total of seven examinations. According to four of them actually killed yavlalsya Maskhadov. The remaining three examination led to the conclusion that in life body could belong Ctariku Xotabbychu, Solov'ev robber or Mongol-Tatar yoke. In particular, in favor of versions Xotabbycha says presence on the body of a rare, apparently plucked, goatee.
The prosecutor's office reported to the President that the average can be wetted with confidently call Machadovym (confidence above 57%), and large mezhdunarornym suicide (85% confidence). Before instillation Machadovu decided to organize the control soaking in cortire "in teroristski.
I looked through the film volcano. , Led me to thinking: as in all American films, only one character realizes that is happening, and all others - are idiots. So maybe they are scenes from American life take?
-Holmes, why the U.S. is not a revolution? - It's elementary, Watson! If you throw a frog in hot water, it try to jump out. And if you put a frog in a pot with cold water and start heating it gradually, the frog did not notice ...
Note politics: people will trust you if you confirm his words with quotations of the classics. For example: "Even George Orwell wrote that" some more equal than others. "Our government successfully carries out this formula in life. "
Psychological test. You are flying a plane in the nose of the car and see how the cab out a pilot, a flight attendant took the bottle of whiskey, pours himself a hundred gram, drinks and returned to the cockpit.
What do you do: 1) to leave everything as is. 2) Try to find among the passengers sober pilot and put him in wheel. 3) Put the wheel most sober passenger. 4) Put the wheel that fell among the first passengers in orange tie, regardless of the degree of his intoxication.
Test Results: 1) You are a realist, and you have every chance to land safely. 2) You are an idealist and the chances for successful landing plummeting: new pilot could not fly on these planes and on the data lines. And in general, is not a pilot, a moron, which you are playing. 3) You - suicide. 4) You - the president of Ukraine.
- Grandma, why do you wear so many awards for his smock? - In memory of the war, his grandson. - So you fought? - No, granddaughters. Fought one, and I only helped them in this work gown and working out with the scythe.
American sociologists have shown that men who have socks lying around in closet in disarray, having sex three times more likely than men to have which socks neatly stacked ... But one should not draw conclusions from this, that if you scatter all my socks, women begin to climb into your bed.
Maskhadov falls, then to the next world. Is on the first floor, meets Apostle Peter. - Tell me, dear, where can I see the Prophet Muhammad? - This floor is for Catholics. Go above - man ... On the second floor again dig up Blessed Xenia. - Tell a woman, where can I behold the prophet Muhammad? - This floor is for the Orthodox. Go above, there .... And so it is three floors, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, Vedic Religious ... Finally rising to the reception of God ... Come and see God in the office and there at the table so the old man with a white beard .... - Look, a respected elder. Where can I see the Prophet Muhammad? God looks at him with a smile, gets up from his desk and says ... - Well to start you sit down, young man. Seagull want? - I want to. God (in the side, a casual gesture, somewhere behind the screen): - Hey, Muhammad! Tea!
Most reliable ministry in Russia, whose work has not yet was the major complaints was the Ministry for Emergency Situations. Given this experience, to transform all the other ministries and to create based on these new ministries: the Ministry of Emergency Events in Economy, the Ministry for Emergency Economic Development, Ministry of Health Emergency, Ministry of Emergency education etc.