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Message to pager: I'm at the cemetery with my grandmother Shura today 5-year anniversary of death. Soon come. I'll bring a lot of tasty. Kisses, Mom.
There are two little girls, one another: - My father's a member of the tribe! - And my not so great, but too painful!
A knock at the door. - Who's there? - Santa Claus. - And not lying? - Age will not see ... Sent cRueL
Why does every time he saw her husband pees in the sink, the wife begins swearing loudly and demand that he stop?
Vodka Stolichnaya. Aromatizer patriotism, identical to natural.
... and came to Moscow, a fierce spring ... Afon
Scarce-son comes to his father, a policeman and says: - Dad! I want you to imitate! - Well, podrozhi, son, podrozhi!
Live Corner "(The inscription on the door of the cemetery watchman's hut)
Operations groups in the killing. The peasant's head cracked pan. Senior - trainee: - Write. Death occurred as a result of cranial head injuries. Internship: - Maybe - brain? Senior: - What nach ... brains .... his wife's birthday with his mistress has come.
"... When Jesus was resurrected - the devil for three weeks in intensive care unit spent!
Lying in a ditch in the trash drunken pop with a broken mug. Approach it passer-by and asked: "What happened?", he answered him :"... IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD ... "
Sovetski anecdote: walking in the Kremlin-old deaf Budyonny he gryat, heard the leader wanted to kill, shoot. He: here? No. Budyonny: A sword not tried?
Russia. It was an attempt on the chairman of RAO EU Russia "Anatoly Chubais. The criminals managed to escape from the place incident an armored BMW
Guy comes home from work, all upset. He walks around the house and chanted: - What kind of grief, what grief ... My wife does not stand, he asks: - What happened? - Yes, imagine now the attempt on Chubais was! - Ah But do not worry you! He's alive he's alive! - So I say: "What a misfortune!" What a misfortune! "
See Saturday on Channel "program" Drawing "members Chubais and Basayev.
Why elves help Santa Claus, Santa Claus and we do not? Because Our Santa Claus Orc.
- In fact, most do not care. In most of the enclosed self case - and vice versa. Instead we get traffic on and thus turn the image. I say nothing about the nature of the dialect in the way in already. Snakes and bonds ..... you understand me, Mr. Andnrson? - Of course, I thought, Agent Smith. Give me another drag ..
Flying quite dead tuple Chubais, thundering shots were flying forks, some who threw cakes of dung, but everyone knew that all this is useless. He will live like shit in the hole, which does not sink, because if it ordered .... and performed the rating of some crossed for 90000%
Putin's visit to Kiev is dedicated.
- What can Russia do to improve relations with Ukraine?
- Raise the wages its president, that he no longer had to earn money, image-maker in Donetsk lesson.
Responsibility for the unsuccessful attempt on Chubais assumed Chechen terrorists: "We know, as if pleased at all the people Russia in the case of successful completion of the action. And now them such despair! "
What is the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? Counsel will continue to fuck you after you've already dead.
On the motif of the old joke: During the interrogation by the FSB, Vladimir Kvachkov (the accused in the assassination attempt on Chubais) asked: "How is it that you former colonel in the Special Forces, the last Afghan and so on and etc., and could not get? " And he answered: "your right here, when a crowd podruku says you wrong doing, give me better.
Poll respandentov after the attempt on Chubais revealed that: Need to increase training -45% Grenade better automaton -45% Others have proposed the candidacy of Herman Gref.
Hangover Russian optimism: 33 years-the age when Jewish mission has fulfilled earthly purpose, and Russian hero only gets from the stove. Gorby
Issue crime news: "According to expert estimates, the destructive power of the detected package with heroin is about three - three and a half horse in the nicotinic equivalent. To increase the lethality of the attackers put a package of 2 kilograms of nails. "
Once George W. Bush had a devil who sleep badly it Bush praised. Bush woke up, did not realize that it was the devil, and began to break head, who it could be. The next night the same thing happened in accuracy - a man with a horned hoofs and a tail much praised in his sleep -- Bush. After the third night of dreams like Bush could not resist, summoned his CIA chief, and describing what he had seen in dreams three nights in a row, ordered to find out who was the one with horns. Chef CIA quickly all found out, but not daring to shock the U.S. president the truth, masked his report as follows: - Mr. President, in your dreams you praise for you done by an aggressive policy against Iraq, one of your enthusiastic voters. And the horns on his head due to the fact that he, apparently, his wife with someone else changes. Suddenly there was a terrible vicious and diabolical laughter voice said: -- "What the hell are the voters? This is for you yourself to change your memory, because you themselves for a long time I was elected and serve me faithfully for all their American history. "
- Vassily Ivanovich, and for what Chubais told to stage at himself attempt? - It's very simple, Petka. Just him, like others, is suddenly wanted to run for election to the presidency. A popularity - no. What can the oligarch popular voters? - Promises. - No. Oligarch makes popular: 1) or some time spent in prison. Then it's almost like a martyr, and release can boldly claim a certain percentage of the vote in the elections. 2) Either the attempt. Then it's almost like a martyr, got rid of fear traces in the pants. And there you'll see, this "prihvatizatora" who and regret and Then you can easily apply for participation in "Eurovision".
Mr. Chubais at the time promised a voucher for each rossiyaninu two "Volga". He himself prudently rides an armored BMW.
Two guerrillas, with drooping heads, ran to a waiting car, and after they flew angry cries of random witnesses. "Mazilu! Hands are not under the angle you have sharpened! Cowards, go back and finish the begun! "
Unfortunately, Russia's current television captivated Chernukha. With blue screens of ordinary people has rolled a wave of negative and gloomy information. That's like yesterday .... I sit, I hear that it was committed attempt on Chubais. It was overjoyed, thinking that finally TV broadcasters have started to deliver joyful and optimistic news. But narrator adds that he is alive and well. That's vermin-leading dig common people.
Mr. Chubais at a news conference on the unsuccessful attack on him said. - I know who passionately wanted my death, and demand that they were Detained! Now law enforcement authorities are scratching their heads over how to fulfill mandate authorities and the arrest of all the 145 million people living in the Russia.
Attempt ended in failure yesterday two unidentified men of courage halt the rise in prices for elektroenergiiyu in Russia.
The new advertising campaign "Sprite" - "I drink and PYSANA!"
Situation when they rule men and women - suck good everywhere except highway ...
From the book by K. Chukovskiy "from 2 to 5." 1958
- When we have day, night in America ... - It serves them right, bourgeois!
Vstretelis as a leading program "Drawing" Tatiana Arno and Verka Serduchka-and argued. . .
"If the attack on Chubais ordinary Russian citizens ..."
... or maybe just the whole world coin collect? On payment of the order in performance specialist? ;)
At number 41 of 18/03
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, but what happened to Chubais? - It does not come ...
If the culture minister pelted with eggs, then soon Minister Finance must steal, and Minister of the Interior Ministry - rape! PS attempt on Chubais' should be regarded as an attempt to turn off the lights Khoi-what ministrestvu!
According to unconfirmed reports, the mother of the deceased newborn child Vladivostok hospital came in the Interior Ministry with a confession as a customer killing A. Chubais.
In March, started shooting the continuation of the acclaimed series "Brigada". In new film major role "foreman" to play Anatoly Chubais. Episode of the film was recently shown on TV.
What were the Russians, Putin's chosen? Samoobspetssluzhivanie (c) Askar@Tuganbaev.ru
Putin listens to the report of the Director of the FSB: - Vladimir Vladimirovich, unknown tried to undermine Chubais, the attempt had failed, unknown disappeared! What are the orders? - Unknown dismiss, the operation again!
Professor of Transfiguration looking for ORT Putin: - Still collapse not in the toilets, destruction - in the minds ...
You know what Whiskas?? This - Lithuanian whiskey))))
Seasons on the new Summer Autumn Spring Winter
Correct Kursk, comrades!
According Interfakyu, yesterday, after reports of assassination attempt on the head RAO UES of Russia, Mr. Chubais, increased libido, and many members of the Communist Party Bolsheviks were able to once again fulfill his marital duty to the party.
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With Estonian theorists trying to prove the third theorem of Fermat: no prime number can not be represented as the product of two composite. Disappointed in attempts to construct an analytic theory bold Estonians decided to find a counterexample to the theorem by complete enumeration.