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Giner paid name change of Central Sports Club of Army
Chief Military Club.
Conversation of the two surgeons.
- Here is a surgeon! Stitched head kid who broke into racing!
- It is not difficult, colleague, when the head chips.
When she said that 90h60h90 - an indicator of her figure, but I did not think
that is the size of specific her asshole!?
Artemon not like Pinocchio, as seen in it not done kennel.
Ministry of Health warns: abuse of virtual life is
- If I lift more than 20 kilos, I was beginning to torment hemorrhoids.
- And often annoying?
- No, I have a fuse - sciatica, he works from 15 kg.
What is good leakage of domestic gas in the apartment? Can fart, no one
- Man! Something I can not multiply 23 by 45?
- My dear! This system, rather than a calculator!
Putin arrives in another region with a working visit. Coming from the airport
and thinks: "What do people complain about bad roads and traffic jams?" Here I am for
eight years, traveled throughout Russia, and the roads everywhere are wonderful, and in a traffic jam
On Sunday, thousands of Muscovites witnessed a UFO in the sky of the city. Luminous
ball still hung over the city until it was hidden in clouds. Photos
phenomenon referred to scientists.
According to the calculations of weather forecasters, by the beginning of the summer to replace the anomalously warm
weather in the Russian mega-cities will winter climatic norm.
And cut down Ivanushka snake dragon head.
I begged for mercy serpent dragon.
Took pity on him Ivanushka.
He flew away serpent dragon.
And he became our symbol, emblem Rossiyskim ...
"Thou shalt not lie with a man, as you lie down with a woman" - read aloud to her daughter
Vice-President of the United States, lesbian Mary Cheney, and with a deep sigh
meet slammed the Bible.
... In the royal prison, Lenin made from bread ink from milk
a neighbor of the cell - Nadezhda Krupskaya.
Dima Bilan in an interview with MTV:
- A fashion designer I offered to plead for gay million
Magazine for young people:
- Dima Bilan offered money if he says that he is gay.
- Dima Bilan to pay for something that he is gay.
From the conversation:
- Bilal? Yes fagot he tripped over a lemon ass.
All are pretty stupid, but not everyone is complacent.
Well, why the way the world:
that for a member of - well, for the uterus - a rage?
Sergej P. jan.kuhse @ gmx.de
Impossible dream: to fall every Monday morning until Friday evening
sopor with pay.
Man, thinking only of his own, should be called farmers.
To all the skeptics who doubted that the system of football
championship in spring-autumn pattern is possible in conditions of Russia, Russia
Football Union has already demonstrates that week: Maybe.
West zasun their own democracy in Poland.
Belarus went home. Houses had not been a whole year! Returned to Canada.
Well, visit the marz with friends, says:
- Well, boys, went to Belarus, like a good many things we have to
Belarus has ... Like the average salary of people grew up, the price of
apartments and in general all neruhomast decent rose, more expensive machines
began to go ... In general, all is well, and it seemed to Potikha becoming
as well as everywhere else ... Ale Well, boys, INTO great for all I was pleased to
DAK is something INTO Lukashenko another year older!
Only in mathematics at all need rigorous proofs. In life frequently
We need good.
Most scholarships are happy not improve, parents and students
teachers, and breweries.
Entrance to the laboratory with an increased risk.
Above the door a signboard with the name of the laboratory and at the door
Long-very long instruction.
It begins with these words: Staff did not read this statement,
not be allowed inside. And so ends: Other reports:
present entrance to the lab around the corner: a yellow door without a sign.
What: start-up capital?
This amount is sufficient to quick Start in a bubble.
Taj Mahal - a description of the working day in Moscow janitor.
"Thank you" - Common Units of measurement of gratitude.
In the international system of measurement (SI) is measured thanks
On the morning of the Princess and the Pea asked:
- Madam! How do you sleep?
- Awful ....... all began with the fact that I ate a pea ....
They talk to two friends, who have long not seen:
- ... and in family life do you like? All right?
- Yes, everything is in order!
- Wife, children ...
- You Th!? I say, all right - not married, no children.
Comedie-club: never has the word "ass" did not cause so much applause ...
Stanislav Govorukhin behind the film "It's impossible to live!" Prepared for
hire two new films:
"So, a Jew, can not be!" - About the perversion of the merchant tycoon Abramovich
"Tajik, can not" - about the prohibitions and persecutions of guest workers in Moscow.
Male evening in a chair watching television:
- Wife, change the ashtray, get a beer from the refrigerator and (slightly
reflection) bring me the orb and scepter.
Cocktail "not understand" - takes the empty glass ... all.
If a very long time to look to the south, doing nothing, then at the back
Sex - is such a thing, after taking a one hour you understand
that sex - this is not the most important thing in life.
The husband comes home, goes into the bedroom and sees his wife -
Husband: "Who are you?
Guy: Plumber! I learned about the leak, so now stop ...
Optimist: He lived with her whole life.
Pessimist: Poor health was weak and did not have lasted until the divorce.
Here's how Linux will capture a few percent of the market as grab
heart attack on Bill Gates, as a fall on the floor - and will zadyhatsya
wheeze - "Air ... give me the air difficult to breathe ... ... WINDOW
open ... "
Are running a all, let's DOORS open, and they bang! - And hang! Cringed
Bill here in terrible agony, his face turns blue, like the desktop on
default and gave up the ghost.
Khokhol - guest worker in Switzerland.
Came to the cheese-making factories.
- What can you do?
- Can the holes drilled.
Pediatrician examines six Vovochka and says parents:
"I must warn you. Your boy - gay from birth. How --
surprised angry parents - where it can be seen at this age? "
"Just look where he put his pacifier."
Freshman Institute of Patrice Lumumba wrote to his homeland:
"... And the winter here, as here, no different from the summer."
Dear Santa, I put the milk and cookies for you and the Snow Maiden,
as well as carrots for your reindeer and hares under the tree. With love, Dasha ...
- Dear Dasha. From the milk I have diarrhea, and carrots from my deer fart
my face when we're going with Snow Maiden on a sledge. Want to do me
nice? Leave a bottle of vodka, but not singed. Santa Claus.
Nizhny Novgorod merchant tells his fellow merchants:
- I do not like the English! Crazy people! In St. Petersburg I was in the hotel
next to an Englishman lived - no plaguing: no end is
fart, then rinse the throat.
- Are you sure that it was an Englishman?
- Well, of course! He has a plaque on the door and hung a name / surname:
Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin, discussing what to do with Hitler, when
- Hang him, Gad!
- The electric chair!
And Stalin said:
- But let's just Soviet soldier-liberator ask.
They called the soldiers of the guard and ask - what to do with Hitler, when
- A heat the poker - and his Sraka!
Churchill and Roosevelt:
- Right! We'll do it!
But Stalin was long pipe and said:
- A soldier, and which end his Sraka - hot or cold?
- Of course, cool!
- And why the second end kalit?
- And to these bitches (pointing to Churchill and Roosevelt) are not pulled out!
Laws come up with to circumvent justice.
How is Moscow from Gotham City?
In Gotham City citizens to defend Batman.
In Gotham City for the timely onset of winter care Freese.
And most importantly - in Gotham City penguin mutant was not able to become mayor.
- In Iran, they say that our Israel will soon collapse like the USSR.
- And what did Gorbachev moved to Israel?
- And where the singer Sidorov?
- Bathed and drowned!
- In the rays of glory!
Not afraid of a paper clip in the paper in the printer as a paper clip in the paper in the