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Albanian deputies will consider legislation to legalize same-sex marriages.
Prime Minister Sali Berisha believes that such laws will help
Albania closer to EU membership
Taki turns out that the main entrance to the EU - through the ass?
The only thing that works flawlessly in the missile "Bulava" - a system
Dedicated AvtoVAZ 250 million spent on the revolutionary changes in the form
wing, left front position and the shifter!
Attempted Jap could lead to war in the criminal world.
Putin and Medvedev have already enrolled in bullet-proof vests.
Russia "Formula 1" is recognized formula - S2H5 (OH).
Tolstoy's peasant sentenced to death in the electric chair, but he does not fit into it. . . They put on a diet - corrected to 10 kg. They began to give only bread and water - an additional 10 kg added. Left alone the water - plus more
10 kg. Do not stand:
- What are you bastard, did not hudeesh then? ? ?
- Motivation, you know, no. . .
Girl lies on the sand, warm, smears his body suntan lotion and admires itself:
- Good you're mine. Thanks to you I have: a car, apartment, money. What do you want to swim, let's go, dear. . .
A guy sitting next to and lamenting, looking at his dignity:
- All I am because of you have lost: the apartment and a car, has amassed some alimony. Bathe you want? Sand Eat lest!
A guy with a terrible hangover after a party at the boss asked his wife:
- What was yesterday? - You once got drunk and disgraced himself in front of the boss.
- A nasrat at him! - You did this, and he fire you after this.
- E.. Th it! ! ! - I already did. On Monday you to work.
Extraordinary meeting of the board members of oil and gas companies, conducted in a pool of champagne on mattresses made of red and black caviar, the songs sung live by Liza Minnelli, has decided: the money to develop new oil fields there.
Sale Parrot polyglot. Buyer to verify.
- Speke inglish?
- Paarl vu fganse?
- Sprechen sie Deutsch?
- Ja. .
- Af Zugst ydysh? ( "Speak Yiddish?")
Parrot indignantly turned Profile:
- Shmuck! Flexible and kick un mein NEO! ( "Shmuck! Look at my nose!")
A young couple emigrated from Odessa in New York. . . .
It takes days desyat, and the head of the family calls his friend in Odessa:
- Sema, mi in paradise! Sema, mi on Brighton Beach! The day before yesterday we Sofkoy were in the restaurant. . . . MI fifteen dollars obozhralis, obosra. . . . Farshmak, pechenochka with onions, pickled watermelon. . . Here all of us. . . . Lyusik the 7 th fountain, with Celia Moldovanki. . . . . . . Sema shouting into the phone:
- And what about America?
- A dick knows. . . . We do not go there
- There chess Tyson beat!
- We also chess players!
- So run quickly, there is little of your left! . .
If a traffic cop to stop you in your running, but does not go as usual, so he does not just want the money, and he wanted them urgently.
Old bull says to the young:
- Remember, if there are no markings on its side - hence, the calf, if there is a stigma - means already Ladybird.
- And if the marks have nowhere to put it?
- So this is our milkmaid Masha.
Flying the paratroopers in the aircraft, the officer went to him and said:
- Guys, are flying to Afghanistan to fight.
Guys gloomy so ... But the officer continued:
- But for the head of each victim spooks will pay a premium - 1000 $!
The plane was landing, paratroopers scattered. The officer alone, mouth open, standing beside the plane. After 30 minutes, the paratroopers returned, dragging bundles of goals. Officer faints:
- Guys, we're sat in Tashkent for refueling ...
"Immaterial Jap. All Japan in shock.
Took place in Moscow "March of all the consonants" was the usual gay parade.
Fifth year of the crisis in Russia. Comes in. Putin to Medvedev.
- Dima, borrowing a hundred rubles to pay.
- Why so many?
- Obama is coming, I want to buy caviar squash.
From the notes of a circus lion:
July 12. Argument with a tiger, that bite his elbow.
July 13. Won the dispute. Bite the elbow. Trainer.
30 July: The third week of feeding hay.
At the golden wedding of the husband turns to his wife:
- Lucy, you're my sugar, give me a glass.
The neighbor's wife is moved:
- It must be the same for so many years spent together - and a gentle relationship to each
- What do you. He only alludes to my diabetes.
- Leo dragged his wife from Mbamby.
- And what did Mbamba?
- I took the drum, came to the lion's den and raised a lot of noise.
- Returned lion wife Mbambe?
- No, did not return. But the night Mbamba him spoiled.
New song operators: And you have Skype, and then we
- Pan head, you're a gentleman?
- Yes, I have a family tree, the girls fall into a swoon!
Overheard in the shop:
- Do you have three huel?
- Well, portochki size XXXL.
- Our guys are working for two.
- And how you?
- And that, each for two?
- No, the whole brigade.
If the slave says "not take" - meaning, will never return.
Ride a personal car, but I feel on our roads as in
public transport ...
The third police station alarm came at 23:00. At 23:27 there
guessed that the phone rings. Ringing and 150 grams of vodka took sergeant
Mamedov. He picked up his pipe, filled it with tobacco and lit it.
- Che, straight right now? I can not, the bridges have already divorced.
- You do live in the house next door!
- Blin, St. Petersburg's such a good excuse - and does not work ...
- I've heard in the Arab countries cut the hand for theft. In the first theft --
one hand. For the second - the other, and for the third - his head. It should be with us on
Ukraine to introduce such a system.
- Health, we are not work. Well, imagine, the entire parliament, ministers
and President, and all without hands. It's a horror film. And the head can
cut off only once ...
Today the rain wiped dry with an inflatable slide at work.
Remembered the army.
Fyodor Bondarchuk and Gosha Kutsenko never come close to each other,
that none of the pesky paparazzi erroneously failed to take their two bright
head for one bright ass.
Divers to note: if you dropped a diver: pull cord
squeeze the glass.
The most powerful man after corporate parties - one who has the pictures ...
News. Circus of the city of Tokyo is interested in buying a car VAZ.
And now the weather in Ukraine:
- Day in the sun 32;
- In the shadows - where some $ 120 billion
Proved: a chicken can live without a head a few minutes, and engineers
AvtoVAZ - to retirement!
- They say that to see the spider to the letter. I then went to the exhibition
Why would it?
- To ensure that you spammed, you fool.
- Man - a mystery!
- Yeah, especially from her husband.
- Who are you?
- Sleeping Beauty!
- Why so terrible??
- I just woke up!
- Why are you so sad? You do, I know, just recently married.
- Exactly. You see, we are here talking with my wife, well, there is this and that ...
And it turned out that we were already married to her ...
Her husband returned home from a business trip and finds his wife with her lover. Husband:
- Hello, I - Ivan Ivanovich, General Director, and also the husband of this lady!
- Hello, and I - Acting Director General.
Opened Vasil Ivnych and Petya store where everything is, Petka at checkout. Comes in. guy:
- Give two kilograms of a crocodile's tail.
Well Petka rummaged hop-hop found
Comes in. The same guy:
- Give 20 units badger eggs.
Well Petka rummaged hop-hop found. in the 3rd time:
- Give 2 kg of fucking.
Petya in neponyatkah goes to Vassily Ivanovich, he said that he serviced.
Come in, then B. And the light on and off the dialogue
W. E: see chent
B. So take 2 kg and pussy here. . . . )))
Let's go two men fishing. Drank. In the morning one wakes up and wakes the other:
- You Th? Nahua, the network put in the box?
- And Th I then? Where do I rowed there and posed.
A new campaign by Chupa Chups: collect 20 wrappers from candy Chupa Chups - and win a car.
Chupa Chups - pump in a wheelbarrow!
Health - an episode between the two diseases.
If anal sex is safe, then where have the millions of bankers,
collectors and officials?
Nothing helps to get away for any reason, as
time a question, "A Nahua, actually?"
Once live! Yes, and it is not enough. And not so ... And is not there ... And do not then ...
100 rubles are being spent faster and easier when they are.