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Free mole! ...
With each bought a fur coat!
Joke #32805 —  
 
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In a family quarrel, if it comes to finances, never say
wife, that you earn enough for two people like it.
Otherwise you run the risk of appearing before the fact that the mother-in-law
moved in with you.
Ivan Fuckov
Joke #32804 —  
 
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Do not think you're smarter than the Chief. Will you think - are not going
chief.
Joke #32803 —  
 
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How Gryzlov greet party members of "United Russia"?
Say hello to the bears! "
Joke #32800 —  
 
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From early morning, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin began to congratulate Alexander Lukashenko on his victory
election ...
Joke #32799 —  
 
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The presidential election in Belarus declared valid - as stated
Chairman of the Belarusian Central Election Commission, 51 percent of votes for Lukashenko,
necessary for this, were recruited by midday.
Joke #32798 —  
 
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Inspired advertising: Chevrolet - a large cross on your family.
Joke #32797 —  
 
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The patient comes to the doctor and says, - doctor, I feel bad.
D: Swallow this screw. Anything you feel?
P: Yes, I feel worse.
A: All clear allergy screws!
Joke #32796 —  
 
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Hollywood in the face of the American Association of Cinematography complains
Drop box office films in the world in 2005.
Right, but who are interested in pidarasov something to watch?
Joke #32795 —  
 
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If you are satisfied with the current authorities and nearby there
TV, came SMS with the word "still" on a short number
4242 and get another batch of fresh "noodles" for free!
Joke #32794 —  
 
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- Sometimes I look on TV KVN and think how to understand who will win?
- Well, it is clear: to whom advertising twist!
- So it before the whole country twist.
- In-oh-oh-on!
Taburetovka
Joke #32793 —  
 
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Hamas in the new Palestinian government owns a third of the portfolios with
RDX.
Joke #32792 —  
 
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After India became the third country for a year which Russia
foreign debt forgiven in exchange for the purchase of Russia's weapons, Russia
Pensioners have rushed to buy weapons in the hope of forgiveness of debt
rent and eletrichestvu.
Joke #32791 —  
 
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- Girl! What are you doing tonight?
- Getting married.
- Yes? And then?
Joke #32790 —  
 
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They say that we should be baptized, if it appears. But for some reason do not say
what to do circumcisions. Is this denial of religious
Equality?
Cherdakov-awful
Joke #32789 —  
 
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Viktor Yushchenko in the New Year's night locked in the office of President.
After all, as they say, as the New Year meet, so it and spend.
http://hvost.org
Joke #32788 —  
 
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Two in a Bed:
- Come so
- Do not
- And so
- Not today
- Well, at least so
- And here is try
Joke #32787 —  
 
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Painting Savrasov "Avian gripper. Rooks flew.
Joke #32786 —  
 
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The cause of the fall of military aircraft in the Voronezh region:
avian influenza.
Joke #32785 —  
 
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Appointment Kiriyenko Minatom - this is our response to asymmetric
modernizing the U.S. nuclear capability.
Joke #32784 —  
 
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Still, women are more hardworking. They - the last thing God created, and
they are the same - the holders of the oldest profession.
Joke #32783 —  
 
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A friend asks the other:
- How are you?
- Just so. I look forward to the upcoming parliamentary elections.
- Well, so much like the election?
- No. So much hate the pre-election advertising.
(C) Robie
Joke #32782 —  
 
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The Moscow Patriarchate has condescended to requests from the believing youth and announced
introduction of relaxations in the statute as a Lenten day of St.. Patrick.

On this day, orthodox fans of all Irish are allowed to eat
clover.
Joke #32781 —  
 
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Conspiracy teeth. Payments started talking.
Joke #32780 —  
 
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Buy right - get the second free.
Joke #32779 —  
 
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Moscow. By subway car is a monk with a drawer on the neck, gathers
donations for the construction of a temple in Zadrischenskoy area, village
Neumyvaevke.
Meet him - a boy gaming.
- Uncle, filed for hlebushek!
- About a boy suffering, the good news I bear thee! Let us collect donations we
the temple of God, erected it, decorate with gold domes, uvesim faces in
Salaries of silver medals, burn the incense from the holy land
brought! And comest thou in that temple, and pray to the Lord
send down
you bread ...
Joke #32778 —  
 
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Announcer: - And only at the 25 th minute of the game there was something to look expecting thousands of fans - the stadium brought fresh beer.
Joke #32571 —  
 
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Dear Passengers ... Our crew welcomes you on board our airplane ... For your comfort and safety of the crew commander raises his first toast ...
Joke #32570 —  
 
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- Why did Japan's high quality? - So they like the Spartans, for centuries have selected, getting rid of all "Krivorukov. - Why China's bad? - So the Japanese people are humane, they "Krivorukov not destroyed, they have them in China floated.
Joke #32569 —  
 
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- Hello! This is a pharmacy? Hello! - No, you are mistaken. This office. - Do not be! I dialed the number of pharmacies. - In a sense you are right. Here is full of all sorts by a condom. Still this office. I insist ...
Joke #32568 —  
 
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Xenophobia - a fear of horses.
Joke #32567 —  
 
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Blind prityril fowl vaccine. Since this started. Most tenacious animals cats breathe. Waiting for rats and pigs. My wife calls me a pig, and I'm her cat. Until the summer last.

Pious man
Joke #32566 —  
 
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Everyone is asking: "Why is Russia so much alcohol?" The answer to the proverb: "As the new year meet, so it and spend."
Joke #32565 —  
 
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Item admission disposable cups.
Joke #32564 —  
 
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Police found the same villains who committed the attack on comedian Petrosyan, riding a snowmobile. They were drunken young Gopnik. At the first questioning the motives of attack. As explained employees were detained, aforesaid variety figure systematically tyril they joke and anecdote
Joke #32563 —  
 
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In St. Petersburg there is a museum of erotica. It kept zaspirtovanny member
Rasputin. But this is the preamble to the anecdote
Joke #32562 —  
 
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- And who many taka, that bird shit in your mouth! - Said Francois Rabelais.

And Nostradamus added:
- And will the bird guano for a mortal danger to all Tucker, and they will not
orange, the colors of the g. .. and do the final g. .. will.
Joke #32561 —  
 
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An agreement was signed on the merger, holders of trade marks
"Velkopopovitsky Goat" and "Solodov".
New beer brand, produced the union will be called
"Solodovsky goat. Also, a new advertising slogan: "For the goat
answer!
Joke #32560 —  
 
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"Listen you do not know why people say" hello "are
retarded?
- Hello, my clever ......
Joke #32559 —  
 
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The film "The Adventures of Yellow Suitcase" banned for tranlyatsii for
promotion of drugs.
Joke #32558 —  
 
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Not true that Nodar Kancheli was left without orders:

literally by May Luzhkov ordered him 10 Azerbaijani and Armenian 8
markets.
Joke #32557 —  
 
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I wonder whether the show "House-2" grounds for divorce?
Joke #32555 —  
 
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In response to the denial of the accusation S. C. And raspostronenii avian
influenza, for the benefit of its poultry industry, Russia has stated that to -
threats of termination OPEC oil supply in the USA and the nuclear program
Iran, she has no nikokogo relations.
Joke #32554 —  
 
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Surprisingly, the snowfall in Moscow systematically destroys buildings
designed by one architect ...
Joke #32553 —  
 
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Memo present MACHO
If a whiskey - White Horse
If the ink is - SkyHorse
If the battery is - Black Horse
If the press then - Art-horse
If the bike is - Iron Horse
If a heifer - Sobchak
Joke #32552 —  
 
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Advertisement.

Mother-in-law was lost. Please shoot who found.
Joke #32551 —  
 
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What if the film "Antikiler" cut all the ads "Paprika"?
- Short film.

And if the "Peculiarities of national hunting" all advertising of vodka?
- Titles.
Joke #32550 —  
 
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The inscription is not the Egyptian pyramids, the design of these structures
Nadar Kancheli did not participate.
Joke #32549 —  
 
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Times change. They used to say whoring now - sex for health
earlier moron crazy - now Turretless and otvyazny.
ata05.
Joke #32547 —  
 
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Prshu appoint Nodar Kanchelli architect in the project "Dom-3".
Joke #32546 —  
 
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