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Pete Petukhov not lucky twice: not only that his ancestors so called,
so he is still on my mobile of highlights as "Peter the Rooster ...
Joke #33387 —  
 
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Lebedev Studio is closed: all left to draw the prophets.
Joke #33386 —  
 
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More and more deeply integrate Russia into the international civilized
community. They begin to conduct and "Groundhog Day". But in connection with
peculiarities of the fauna of the Central Russian band is removed from the hollow bear.
Joke #33385 —  
 
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Council to revive the feelings of his wife in the married life:
"Kiss her husband would be more passionate, if in his mouth to shut cutlet.
Joke #33384 —  
 
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It's time to end incompetence in the leadership - said
Yanukovych and made him commit hara-kiri ...
Joke #33383 —  
 
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As the radio station "Asia minus, Julia-thieving handle will
participate in the forum of small and medium businesses in Odessa. From big pipe
excommunicated, had to steal the poor fellow in the small and average.
Things go on, with hunger and Moskal kiss!
Joke #33382 —  
 
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New Moscow saying:
Again, minus 25!
Joke #33381 —  
 
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What Putin is different from Hamas? He does not assume responsibility for
attacks ...

http://www.shender.ru/syrok/
Joke #33380 —  
 
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From the news:
In connection with the cooling of Anatoly B. Chubais, imposed a regime of
elektroekonomii and suggested that Russians natural heating.
Based on these navostey conducted a sociological survey, according
which each first Rossiyanin expressed the desire to warm up for FREE
Anatoly Borisovich Chubaychas naturally.

For those who do not own diplomatic jargon invoked to translate:
cooling - the onset of winter
natural heating - warming each other with his body.
Joke #33379 —  
 
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In the city of N is not an event for the press.
Joke #33378 —  
 
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- Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich! Question all blondes Russia: a
your name?
Joke #33377 —  
 
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Decided the new Russian podrazvlechsya. He came to the booth of the Bolshoi Theater and
asks:
- Well, cho there you have it, in kind? Come kvitok on Seryoga "Boomer"!
Cashier:
- Excuse me, this is the Bolshoi Theater. We have a classical repertoire. Opera
ballet. Almost all the performances tickets sold! There remained only "Faust"
Gounod. Will you take a ticket?
- No, no!
- Why?
- So she told you - shit!
Joke #33376 —  
 
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Probably will have to revoke the license of Chemical Technology of Russia
University .... Khrenova prepares seamstresses motoristok!!
Joke #33166 —  
 
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Magic spell. KRIBLE ... RAKE ... Bang!
Joke #33165 —  
 
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Grandfather Frost gave me on New Year of the Dog schenochka dog. He ischo
small, but it correctly executes commands "Fast!" and "Food!".
We have named Hot Dog.

Masha
Joke #33164 —  
 
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Putin is sitting in the Kremlin, next to the gas valve, and sings: "every hohol must
know his asshole ... "
Joke #33163 —  
 
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Transmitted through emergency buldik.

A source very close to the top, according to sensational news.
It turns out that Russia has dismantled this year and part of it will create
5.6 tumors decreased comfort in the suburbs.

007.

Seventh of the first.

Sir idiot, you forgot to put Russia in quotation marks, in connection with which the Prime
from the shock of almost choked on oatmeal. The cost will be deducted from oatmeal
Your premature retirement.
Joke #33162 —  
 
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Anti-Muse
Joke #33161 —  
 
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State Duma to consider all cases of violence in the army, agreed that hazing
is bad and decided to replace hazing babovschinu.
Joke #33160 —  
 
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Anna has already spilled oil ... but her guilt has long atoned Karenina ...

Dmitry Zhdanuhin
Joke #33159 —  
 
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The terrorist group Hamas officially declared its
disarmament and surrendered all their weapons to Fatah Party
Joke #33158 —  
 
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Cause Leonid Agutin enlistment.
The Commissar: Well tovarisch Agutin Your time has come to defend their homeland, so
that tovarisch "balalaika" is going to send you tomorrow
Severodvinsk will guard the frontiers of the motherland in his boots, just like everyone else.
Agutin: A can not have? I'll write you a good song about the border .. A?
Commissar: song say? Hiding weighty cutlet with bucks. Well song
so the song ....
So it appeared on the stage a powerful song about the border guards.
Joke #33157 —  
 
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Virus antikasperskogo
Joke #33156 —  
 
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An employee birthday today. He invited colleagues to wash "is
case "after work and said to them:
- And who today come without a gift, he would drink mineral water!
Joke #33155 —  
 
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Low alcohol drinks weak, strong - fix
Joke #33154 —  
 
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February 2. Sent SMS to his girlfriend-ku "Congratulations on a beautiful day
Groundhog. "I wrote that I was the goat and scum. I tried to call her. Not
took up. He remembered that she had started "critical days" and
reassured. In the evening read your SMS-ku, and saw that the word "Groundhog"
missed the letter "p".
Joke #33153 —  
 
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AvtoVAZ plans to again in 2007 to phase out "classics" ...
Joke #33152 —  
 
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Chubais cut electricity in Alaska.
Siberian cold in Moscow, the floods in New Arleane, the tsunami in
Indian Ocean and other antics of "HAARP" in the near future
anticipated.
Joke #33151 —  
 
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Comrades ... isty, beware, around some ... Asta.
Joke #33149 —  
 
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From the Thesaurus:
Manuscript - penis measurbator.
Joke #33148 —  
 
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In all cinemas in Moscow that night Shame ... , The Daily Shame ..
Joke #33147 —  
 
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Announcement.
At espionage theme ...
Citizens, take care of boulders! Each boulder may
supernavorochennoy equipment worth tens of millions
U.S. ... ETOGES can sell even in parts and with the apparent profit.
Carefully look under your feet!
Joke #33146 —  
 
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Accident in South Ossetia are due to the lack of a lighthouse.
Joke #33145 —  
 
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I dropped it on the Internet as a club not a young man, and his expected
surprise, employees riddle:
- Green Water prastranstva inmate, eats stones
- Hardworking Crocodile Gena (from stone vyzhemaet "bread).
Joke #33144 —  
 
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In connection with the rise in price of public transportation:
"Every fifth of your trip - sixth!"
Joke #33143 —  
 
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Employees of enterprises with "gray" wage a good understanding of why the dollar
called "convertible" currency
Joke #33141 —  
 
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Rent condom
Joke #33140 —  
 
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"no smoking" - entrance in tuxedos denied
Joke #33139 —  
 
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- Above the samurai, playing computer games, hanging death
danger.
- Really? How did you get this, sir?
- Well, of course. By samurai rules, if a samurai is defeated, he
obliged to make a hara-kiri.
Joke #33138 —  
 
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Why did the Georgians attacked Russian?
nemogut got to understand where the Soviet Union
Joke #33137 —  
 
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All of Russia's attempts to bring Georgia to its knees failed.
Georgia was left lying in the mud, stubbornly refusing to rise
though, would be on all fours!
Joke #33136 —  
 
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the results of sociological research, the question "What is
"prezik" respondents younger than 45 years answered "condom", and respondents
over 45 years answered "President"
Joke #33135 —  
 
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Thief-fag: dick stole it - in the ass hid
Joke #33134 —  
 
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Sitting hunters in camp, tales of grass.
- And here I am in last year's bear walked.
Waiting for him in the raspberry patch, raised his gun, bang! - Misfire!
I am from the second barrel. Bang! - Misfire!
I threw the gun and ran away!
- Yes, you're lying all. He would have you caught and ate it!
- And here I'm not lying. Catch up he caught up with me, but there was not.
- Why?
- Meat from the smell of shit bears do not eat.

(C) Robie
Joke #33133 —  
 
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-What happens when the moral urodka will bring together several
Strasheni prostitutes and sexual addiction morons?
- "Dom-2".
Joke #33132 —  
 
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- Vasya, can put on a condom?
- Well on his dick!
Joke #33131 —  
 
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Why do women love on February 14?
- Oh, you know, this is such a romantic holiday, well, there is Valentine's
who was later tortured to death, it was him because of love, understand, and then it
this ancient holiday, it is all said to be as March 8, although 8
March is also a good holiday, but on February 14, is a very, very
romantic.

Why men do not like Feb. 14?
- From salary far.
Joke #33130 —  
 
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- Do you drink scotch?
- Have you smoked a paper clip?

Elkin-Palkin
(copyright KVN "Dombay Yeti")
Joke #33129 —  
 
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Order not to be hanged or shot, choose the receiver
advance!
- How do you chose me, Uncle Boris?
- Sagacious you, Vova ...
Joke #33127 —  
 
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Learn Padonki infected virus izgtovleniya own. Now each
new record appears instantly kament: "The first tries!"
Joke #33126 —  
 
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