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According to the latest jokes on anekdot.ru, husband Sobchak should be Mules.
Joke #33711 —  
 
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Putin is leading representative of Hamas, Ismail Haniyeh of the Kremlin.

- And here's my presidential toilet, toilet so to speak. Do not want to go?

- Nat, Nat, thank you - I pyschkom fasting - in horror, screaming hamasovets
Joke #33710 —  
 
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At the meeting of the State Duma deputy AG raised the issue of pornography Internet. To his surprise, got not only this issue. Especially in men. In response, the Deputy J. suggested starting with the fight against pornography most of the State Duma. It must ban the proximity between odnoMANDAtnitsami and members of the State Duma. Let sit separately, deputy said ...
Joke #33709 —  
 
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The paradox: human rights activists are fighting for the rights of prisoners and for the rights of "blue". But I can not hear their calls for protection of the rights "roosters" ... Why fear the gallant fighters with bloody gebney? Places in slop bucket?
Joke #33708 —  
 
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From the column "Hints": if you want your anecdote was more politically correct - add to the names of characters adjective "Russian." For example: "there are three Russian: Negro, Georgians and Chukchi ..."
Joke #33707 —  
 
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Blonde menengitom not get sick.
Joke #33706 —  
 
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"As it turned out, bro Kate survived fasting clash with cops, and he wants start a new beautiful life to continue watering and rob the suckers. And no new unit to combat gang violence will not be able to break strong male friendship, sealed with the blood spilled together. Tremble townsfolk and the champions of the honest way of life! Soon you hear sound of buzzer, he's not calling on us, that it tolls for you! " See in February a new fighter, "Buzzer-2"!

Sergei Bratellov
Joke #33705 —  
 
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- Why invite Putin to Moscow "Hamas"? This same international terrorists. - Just in the Kremlin toilets are large and spacious ...
Joke #33704 —  
 
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- I wonder what is now the sport will become fashionable in Russia, after President Putin's visit to Spain? - Bullfighting.
Joke #33703 —  
 
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New advertising company MTS. Time mobile Blade! "
Joke #33702 —  
 
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At international competitions camels on high-speed running of outdid camel from Turkmenistan.
Joke #33701 —  
 
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At a meeting with Italian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has hinted that case of poor performances Russian skiers, Ukraine will start again siphoning off gas in the direction of European countries.
Joke #33700 —  
 
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- Vladimir Vladimirovich, how was your visit to Spain? - Excellent! One can not understand: what they are all so cheered when I said, I do not consider KAMAZ terrorist organization:
Joke #33699 —  
 
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Miniature "Divorce".

Is a girl (D) in a short skirt, and slowly waddled gait fit guy (P). Hands in his pockets.

P: Hi, baby. (a hoarse voice and a cheeky smile) A: hello ... P: Let's go around the corner, I'll barbarisok otsyplyu! A: Oh, praaaavda? (blinking) P: True (zagovorcheski winks)

The guy pulls out a hand from his pocket, takes it to the girl and leads to angle. It stops. For some time looking girl with eyes, lips, again in the eyes ... Pulls his hand from his pocket and really lack barbariski.

P:! Hold! D: Kozeeeeel! That's because spread! (scornfully)

(c) hiNt
Joke #33698 —  
 
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As mentioned Kozma Rods: spectator at the root! That is - in the roots (hair). If you are confronted with the brake blonde, know - as a rule is just discolored brunette!
Joke #33697 —  
 
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Ministry of Defense is preparing a reform. The Army will introduce new titles - Junior's grandfather, non-grandfather, grandfather, simply, a senior grandfather, chief grandfather Ober-grandfather, grandfather-general, grandfather, Marshal, Supreme grandfather. Not every batyanya-commander can attain the rank of honorary grandfather!
Joke #33696 —  
 
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Soon in cinemas! The film "erogenous zone" - the rough male love in places not so remote.
Joke #33695 —  
 
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We ought to order the distribution of condoms in the army -- thought the minister of war - and then, suddenly wish to make fun of my grandfather over a greenhorn, but in fact there is no condom ... I, for instance, their zavsegda with a burden ... And yet - do not forget to - need to purchase for the army game Book the Marquis de Sade ...
Joke #33694 —  
 
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Still, the Danish school of painting abruptly Dutch will ... 100 kg gold for a few small pictures. On a price and Dutch dreamed.
Joke #33693 —  
 
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2050. Islmskaya Republic of Russia. In the remote taiga forests created reserve for endangered Russian. In the cold high-rise buildings childless Russian play "office" and "build a career ...
Joke #33692 —  
 
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News of the day: When editorial site Anekdot.Ru open club Anonymous Anekdolikov.
Joke #33691 —  
 
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Human rights defenders are at a loss: how to use the money of the British intelligence? Whether protecting the rights of battered "greenhorns", whether of law "grandfathers" prone to active pederasty ...
Joke #33690 —  
 
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Q: What happens if cross Petrosyan Dubovitskii? Answer: "Crooked Anshlag. Anton Klubnitsky
Joke #33689 —  
 
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A blonde calls another: - I then decided how to participate in a beauty contest. They are asked to comment to send, but a strange sort of: topless called. - What's so strange? In translation from English - "topless". Means, clear the way to your head at the pictures was not. Anton Klubnitsky
Joke #33688 —  
 
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An old primary school teacher on a large pull arranged in private school, where wages - an order of magnitude higher than that which it received an ordinary school. Worked as a teacher day, another. On third it is the headmaster. - What kind of porn you read to children in the classroom? -?? - You are my eyes to the ceiling does not roll up! I ask that you read them?

- P-N-Russian folk-tale with. C-forty ... b-white-sided ". Of with-compendium recommended ... - I do not care who he recommended! "This gave, it gave, and this not given. "A fine tale! Anton Klubnitsky
Joke #33687 —  
 
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Could not understand their reasoning primitive people fighting comrade to fire, to explain her refusal to take part in electing the leader tribe that he is not interested in politics.
Joke #33686 —  
 
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Feminists in North America are concerned about the fact that police departments work very little women. Perhaps this paucity is due to that most women do not understand the meaning of the phrase: "You have the right to remain silent."
Joke #33685 —  
 
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Toilet paper was not. Bought the Koran ...
Joke #33684 —  
 
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- You have heard, the players on the hockey team of Russia joined the United Russia?

- Always our team in some shit will fit!
Joke #33683 —  
 
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read:

How to cook an omelette?

Black-on-white: Take two eggs ...

In Chechen: Take two eggs a hostage ...

On-chop: steal 2 eggs ...

In Jewish: buy 4 eggs at a price of two, the extra 2 Sell ...

In Russian: buy from a Jew 2 eggs ...

In the neo-Russian: buy 2 eggs at a price of four. It is better to take a Faberge ...


In Ukrainian: loans from neighbors 2 eggs ...

In Soviet-style: Take all the eggs ...

As a student: water, which once boiled eggs ...

By American: sell wholesale Jew 4 eggs at a price of two. The proceeds money go to McDonalds.

In German: confiscate the uterus hammer, fat, yayki. Of the two units last ...

In English: wait for breakfast ...

In Estonian: Take chicken. Wait until she would communicate ...

In Africa: take the ostrich egg ...

In Georgian: Take eggs lamb ...

In Chinese: Take the eggs of locusts ...

In sadistically: tear the egg ...

In Afro-sadistically: tear off the eggs from an ostrich ...

On-fascist: tear off the eggs from a Jewish ...

In Arabic: praying to Allah, take a Dane for the eggs ...

By Chukchi: Take eggs fox ...

In our opinion: while the fox did not take us by the balls ...

Added: on-Putin: Find a cave with the terrorists and tear off two eggs at Rats .... in Gazprom's: stuff the cable giving eggs Yushchenko in the gas pipe .... the Chukchi: catch Abramovich .....
Joke #33682 —  
 
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Putin in the Kremlin, asking: - Why did you invite Hamas? Putin: - My time by the end of suits, and I am so not a single terrorist in sartire and not to wet ... Prepare, please toilets.
Joke #33681 —  
 
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By anecdote
Joke #33680 —  
 
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Seeking Russifier for the Negro and the patch to the brain chocks.
Joke #33679 —  
 
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I read the Sushi Bar with right to left.
A lot of thought ...
Joke #33678 —  
 
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On the street parliamentary elections in Enakieve carried out by the
Party of Regions, with 100% result defeated Viktor Yanukovych. In
lack of ballots at the street election-conscious citizens
voted their hats, rings, earrings, and other cash
property that went to fund the election campaigns of their fellow countryman.

www.censor.net.ua
Joke #33677 —  
 
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Abuse in Moscow reaches record values.

PS The obvious misprint. It should read "Energy".

Corrector
Joke #33676 —  
 
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I propose to end the world Buchi in all the world's tabloids
publish cartoons of atheists.

Operational Duty (OPERDEZH)
Joke #33675 —  
 
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How to cook an omelette?

Black-on-white: Take two eggs ...

In Chechen: Take two eggs a hostage ...

On-chop: steal 2 eggs ...

In Jewish: buy 4 eggs at a price of two, the extra 2 Sell ...

In Russian: buy from a Jew 2 eggs ...

In the neo-Russian: buy 2 eggs at a price of four. It is better to take a Faberge ...

In Ukrainian: loans from neighbors 2 eggs ...

In Soviet-style: Take all the eggs ...

As a student: water, which once boiled eggs ...

By American: sell wholesale Jew 4 eggs at a price of two. The proceeds money go to McDonalds.

In German: confiscate the uterus hammer, fat, yayki. Of the two units last ...

In English: wait for breakfast ...

In Estonian: Take chicken. Wait until she would communicate ...

In Africa: take the ostrich egg ...

In Georgian: Take eggs lamb ...

In Chinese: Take the eggs of locusts ...

In sadistically: tear the egg ...

In Afro-sadistically: tear off the eggs from an ostrich ...

On-fascist: tear off the eggs from a Jewish ...

In Arabic: praying to Allah, take a Dane for the eggs ...

By Chukchi: Take eggs fox ...

In our opinion: while the fox did not take us by the balls ...

Joke #33495 —  
 
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Western political scientists can not understand and explain the secret
popularity of Yanukovich. How do they know that we have, even in fairy tales most
popular hero - Ivan the Fool
Joke #33454 —  
 
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Somehow awkwardly came out: freedom of speech - a mandatory attribute of democracy,
the presence of mind - no.
Joke #33453 —  
 
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Top issues of Russia's show business, for which no exact
answer:

Who otpel "inveterate swindlers?
Where leaked "Cream"?
What is this "nebochistaya water", which "sharpens the ears in the wind?
Joke #33452 —  
 
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MIA seriously decided to revive Voluntary militias (MAN). Only
Now this abbreviation is deciphered differently - Day and Night
Watch (DAP) ...
Joke #33451 —  
 
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Matthew Levi comes to Woland and said: "Soloveitchik. I'll play
Lenin.
Joke #33450 —  
 
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A Muslim in Egypt.

- I certainly did not read the reprinting Danish cartoons of the Prophet in
Norwegian press, but also condemn!

(c) Wow
Joke #33449 —  
 
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Sale tortoise.
Accustomed to the toilet ...

(Hello Nizhnevartovtsam! Lev.)
Joke #33448 —  
 
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Each prize-winner of the Winter Olympics in Turin will get together with a medal and a hole
the donut.
Joke #33447 —  
 
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"He looked in the ass of death." The slogan of the new film by Steven Spielberg about
tragic fate of Jewish proctologist in a Nazi concentration camp.
Joke #33446 —  
 
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On the prediction of Russian scientists, followed by avian flu to us
expect such terrible diseases as measles cockroach, cat
runny nose, dog scoliosis, elephant diarrhea and rabbit impotence.
Joke #33445 —  
 
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Husband and wife in bed making love. Suddenly her husband slowed down. Wife:

- What are you, dear?
- Why, I think, if we are not violating the rights of Negroes, curtains window
they are now trying to peep!
Joke #33444 —  
 
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New tariff from MTS - call a friend ............
Call a friend and Throw!
The service is $ 10!
Joke #33443 —  
 
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