Others - the ones who know how to enter the twilight without a half liter. (c) IzhStyle
By Deribasovskoy is an old Jew, to meet him, boy pointing to the unbuttoned fly says: - "Uncle, you've got there kind of cloth hanging. Old Jew, looking down: - "Trapochka, trapochka. Formerly it was THUNDERSTORM Odessa, but now trapochka.
Dom-2 "with something like" In the world of animals. "
- What is water? - Liquid, son. - And what is liquid? - One of the states of matter, son. - And what is the substance? - Well, at ... This matter. That's all that surrounds us, son. - What is matter? - Fuck you to hell, son ...
The world community has categorically demands from Russia to provide them enegreticheskuyu security and give the oil and gas voluntarily because:
- You put Khodorkovsky - You do not have democracy - You catch spies - You have a lot of oil - We'll give you a lot of portraits of American presidents - You have a lot of gas - You have imperial ambitions, and you do not like that Ukraine is an independent country - You catch spies, and a stone complete bullshit, the British abandoned it but asked to return - Georgians do not love you because you blow up everything in its territory and not like Stalin, your women have stopped going to fuck in Georgia - You do not like the orange color and you put Khodorkovsky - State can not own oil and gas if Russia state - You catch spies - You do not like the Poles, they did not dostrelyali in the 19 century, your best predstaviteleyzh you saved them from the Germans, not once - You do not like the Latvians, their hands were not nailed Tambov peasants and Cossacks - What do you need oil and gas, you're savages, we'll give you glass beads - You do not even know what to do portraits of presidents, we'll have them give - You do not like the Estonians, they began to fight for their independence as only ceased to be chuhontsami - You're white, you do not like Kondolina Rice - Bitches is cold - Still your nuclear missiles complete bluff - You hate the Tatars, Russian, Tatar and Russian have a thousand years - Oil and gas belong to the world, if Russia's oil and gas - Tolia well do something talk to Putin
- Why Yushchenko does not go to France? - - He's afraid that it would take for the frog and let the delicacies.
- - Why Tymoshenko does not like to go to the cemetery? - - Do not take the competition of other "woman with a scythe!