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Some authors consider it a stupid blonde. Others believe that Xenia Sobchak says nothing, because the hooves of heavily texts recruit and then that when she reads the anecdote
Joke #34027 —  
 
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Ksenia Sobchak, reading the anecdote
Joke #34026 —  
 
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"Georgia stands with outstretched hands in front of NATO" said sakashvili and thought not whether he blurted out something extra.
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We met two friends. - Prikin, we have one at work, apparently tired of anecdote
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Tamp Moscow beau monde Ksentavr it also Ksyushad came from Peter, and there is a bike: - No, there will never be anything good in St. Pete. - Why should you get? - Here, read it. And hands me a newspaper. And there, as it is now fashionable to write that even long Petersburg, built on the bones of men, it was predicted that await him every disasters - floods, fires, plagues and smooth, and they will last until long blonde girl on a white horse is not obedet three times around the city. And then - everything. There will our complete peterburgskoe happiness. - So what? - The fact that earlier had to go around. Petersburg is now on the perimeter more hundred kilometers. - And that girl did not survive? - Horse. Horse will not stand!
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- What is going to demolish Yuri Luzhkov in Moscow hotel "Russia"? - Well - for what, obviously - for what. Spaces for holding in the capital of the gay pride parade.
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- Well ... That gives Chubais, Chubais ... That is, a pancake, Chubais ... - What are you, my friend, Chubais remembers how unclean anyway? - The devil is ... Can you imagine, sir, listen to radio news and suddenly - again - to announce - in the U.S., some states were left without electricity ... - Well and Chubais ... Here, Chubais, gives ...
Joke #34021 —  
 
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Case hunting. A journalist asked: "How is it, what happened?" Dick Cheney: "Oh, nonsense, do not make mountains out of molehills. It was just "Friendly fire"! "
Joke #34020 —  
 
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Monday - the first step to Friday ...
Joke #34019 —  
 
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The teacher: - Little Johnny, who you be when you grow up? - Alhitektolom: vystloyu a house without corners ... - Why no corners? - Very tired! ...
Joke #34018 —  
 
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Horoscope for the day

Aries: you will see the new gates. Taurus: Someone will show you a red rag. Gemini: Today you will understand that they are born in the shirt. Cancer: You are advised to consult your oncologist. Leo: Today you will be relevant both to the king. Virgo: You just recently changed its sign. Balance: when purchasing products on the market more closely follow the sellers. Scorpio: Do not need to be too much chopping. Sagittarius: Today is better not to ask for cigarettes or small change from passers-by. Capricorn: You want to change. Aquarius: try to make peace with a neighbor below, filed against you in court. Pisces: You will get acquainted with interesting Aquarius.
Joke #34017 —  
 
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Russia's deputies banned episode, "Do not born beautiful. In the name of sensed latent propaganda alcohol.
Joke #34016 —  
 
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A guy comes home drunk, stumbled on tramvayvny rail, and fell asleep. On the morning of the first tram rides and disgusting bell ringing. Guy head of the rails raises: "Not a fig wife bought the alarm clock!"
Joke #34015 —  
 
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At issue is not raised by the authorities responsible are not supposed to.
Joke #34014 —  
 
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If you know that do not know anything, then you know more than you need.
Joke #34013 —  
 
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Once hunter Wille mumbler wandered into the cave to trollihe. On the scent wander - it's very delicious smell of the cave. - Why did you come? - Asked him trolliha. - Oh, no! - Ville said. - It will not do - once the threshold questions ask! You're my first invite to the house! - Well come in, - allowed trolliha. - And now tell me, why come! - What are you fast! - Said the hunter. - You're my first food and drink, and only then ask! Fed him a curious trolliha own dinner. - Well, now tell me, why come! - Looked well-fed Villas trollihu: a nothing trolliha, telistaya. - What are you rude! - He said. - No, you're my first side by side packed, and then the questions harassed. Put him curious trolliha, but so badly: the first strike -- death. And grieved: - That's the trouble then! Now I shall never know why man came!
Joke #34012 —  
 
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Advertisement: "With our new toothpaste your teeth will be strong, and gums - healthy. Hefty such gums will be. " (c) antOOn http://megasota.info
Joke #34011 —  
 
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- Do you have children? - You what? (http://levitov.livejournal.com/)
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It still hard to be a chemist: around you so many different bottles, but neither one of them can not drink!
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The perfect anecdote site judging by last week.

Sketch.

Comes in. Borodina (B) and Sobchak (C) in El Dorado ( "B" reflex begins to look around in search of watering and leash). Crowd MANAGER at the box office, beginning immediately yell: "Animal-entry !!!". (B), reaches a saddle with bridle and asked to substitute product warranty as the mounting strap broke. Managers out loud to send them to the service center "ranch", remembering what it "fucking cowboy. "B" is outraged, takes the paper, rolling a claim, and requires call the main a top manager. Called. Appears in ubuhany dyupel pepper and begins to inspect the teeth Sobchak, then crumples the paper filed with, sprinkles it sahorom, and feeds her shouting - "Fuck you .. nd tries !!!!!!!".

We hear the sound of receding.
Joke #34007 —  
 
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At anecdote pv a new section: "jokes for morons" subsections: 1) pro Ksenia Sobchak 2) about Ukraine 3) about the pink blouse 4) about Petrosian Visitors section (onu same aftory) can be fun to laugh at their masterpieces, without interfering with normal visitors to read normal anecdote
Joke #34006 —  
 
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You know why Linux is the most stable system? It may Hang except notepad! Why you ask? The answer is simple! Other prog it just did not There!
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... so cap is invisible veil, or what?
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Officers in those parts where the identified cases of hazing, even in lower positions, and fired, and under the court give, but they are unclear reasons, these cases continue to hide.
Joke #34003 —  
 
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The guys from Jyllands-Posten has so far lacked an extreme and acute feeling ... There was one way out - to publish the cartoons on Solntsevo ...
Joke #34002 —  
 
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Operation Successor-2. Defense Minister Ivanov dunk grandparents in toilets!
Joke #34001 —  
 
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Action with the participation of women called eboviki, in this way Boyovut brains filmmakers naive viewers.
Joke #34000 —  
 
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"From the gift will not run away!"

Bird disease (3 pen)
Joke #33999 —  
 
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- What word is an antonym for the word "matter"? - "A" - No .. "Re: Question"

- Diman73rus --
Joke #33998 —  
 
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"Highway Patrol":

"... Yesterday at about midnight on Leninsky Prospekt driver VAZ-2106, while drunk, made a serious run over owner parked next to the BMW 7 series and several of his guards ... ... The blows were so strong that to extract the driver from Zhiguli had to call the brigade special equipment, cut wrecked car autogenous. The victim with multiple fractures and broken horns taken to the nearest hospital. "
Joke #33997 —  
 
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Now hit of the season: Comes in. Sobchak in Eldorado ...
Joke #33995 —  
 
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- Who is a Jew, Captain? - This is the one who shot Sobchak was lifted hand?
Joke #33994 —  
 
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There is grandmother in the cemetery, toward the guy: - Dear, and dear, do not podskazhesh, where's Online 21-th quarter, eh? - I do not know Granny, I do not sdeshny.
Joke #33993 —  
 
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Children Vaseline "Fidget" - my first cosmetics)
Joke #33992 —  
 
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Are two guys on the street - the girls look. One sighs: - Oh, pretty girls now as dinosaurs! -?? - Dying. Some crocodiles yes turtles remain
Joke #33991 —  
 
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Under the rules of courtesy, if you complain about their lives is essential to specify: 1. The man: "And who are you not?" 2. The woman: "And who are you not give?"
Joke #33990 —  
 
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Others - the ones who know how to enter the twilight without a half liter.

But how long it takes hashish ...
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By the fifth anniversary of the film "72 meters" is preparing a commemorative continued -- erotic thriller "72 mm".
Joke #33988 —  
 
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Day Curds - our answer to Groundhog Day. Cherdakov-awful
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What do you mean, do you already lose one's attraction winter? Why drink antidepressants? These lovely Auntie, raked in transitions scrapers, mops dirty slime, the former once the snow. Scenic homeless, heaters warming themselves at the entrance to the subway, welcomes you indescribable fragrance free life. The now often close dirty, slippery sidewalks sprinkled with obscure chemistry. Marvelous sweat every time you log into a warm room glasses. Magic snow with a crunchy crust of ice on the windows and the roof of your car, found in a remarkable morning when you slept on the job. Sluggish Buzz frozen starter, sitting on a cold battery.

A lot of wonderful clothes on their shoulders constricting, pulling down and prevents breathe freely. And this rich wonderful aroma of the air, which because of the frost and the lack of photosynthesis can feel each layer life of a big city. And these beautiful bus stop, elaborate ventilation system? And those super-fast buses and trolleys, giving you extra twenty minutes to enjoy the pleasant moments syplyuschego the collar of snow and a merry wind, dreaming reach the bottom of trouser leg up to your most intimate feelings. Well beautiful patterns on the frozen windows of these buses and trolleybuses, forcing you to meander, looking for his stop through carefully someone scratched the word "Ass" (a high symbolism!). And you want to all this to give up on 35, a sandy beach, field sun, sun beds, Pino colada with ice, high waves, surfing, diving, boat and corporal mulatto half-naked, huh? Yes-ah-ah ...

I'm with you! :)
Joke #33986 —  
 
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Borzoi hunting is good that they did not smell like dogs! Perke
Joke #33985 —  
 
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Amendment anecdote
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He knew how to draw would have sent the contest in the Iranian newspaper Hamshahri.
Picture:
Below - gray barracks, barbed wire, watchtowers
Above - the inscription blood: Auschwitz, Buchenwald, Dachau
In the upper right corner, in the direction from right to left, someone's hand
trying to paint the whole picture of green paint
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Estonian Talking hours:
Ti-i-i-i-ik ..... ta-ah-ah-ak ..... ti-i-i-i-ik ..... ta-ah-ah-ak .....
Oh-oo-oo-ee-and-a-hwa atit on-and-a this-a-odnya ...
Joke #33982 —  
 
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Writing an anecdote about K. Sobchak she smiled vsala rear hoof and
a loud scream.
Joke #33981 —  
 
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Now on the Rambler. Two news next. "Tears of Joy" - "burned
Komsomol. "Just like 25 years ago:" Truth "no," Komsomolskaya Pravda "sell
around the corner.
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Mind was not touched, but, unfortunately, intelligence - too.
Joke #33979 —  
 
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In connection with the establishment of the post chaplain in the Army, the Moscow Patriarchate
organized refresher courses for former political workers.
Characteristics of the previous place of work - is required.
Joke #33978 —  
 
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Alex Shusterovich finally decided to marry Ksenia:
- And the woman at home, and cattle on the farm, he reasoned, sober.
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The mysterious incident.
Yogi climbed to repair the outlet, and yobnulo out of Chi.
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