Horoscope for the day
Aries: you will see the new gates. Taurus: Someone will show you a red rag. Gemini: Today you will understand that they are born in the shirt. Cancer: You are advised to consult your oncologist. Leo: Today you will be relevant both to the king. Virgo: You just recently changed its sign. Balance: when purchasing products on the market more closely follow the sellers. Scorpio: Do not need to be too much chopping. Sagittarius: Today is better not to ask for cigarettes or small change from passers-by. Capricorn: You want to change. Aquarius: try to make peace with a neighbor below, filed against you in court. Pisces: You will get acquainted with interesting Aquarius.
The perfect anecdote site judging by last week.
Comes in. Borodina (B) and Sobchak (C) in El Dorado ( "B" reflex begins to look around in search of watering and leash). Crowd MANAGER at the box office, beginning immediately yell: "Animal-entry !!!". (B), reaches a saddle with bridle and asked to substitute product warranty as the mounting strap broke. Managers out loud to send them to the service center "ranch", remembering what it "fucking cowboy. "B" is outraged, takes the paper, rolling a claim, and requires call the main a top manager. Called. Appears in ubuhany dyupel pepper and begins to inspect the teeth Sobchak, then crumples the paper filed with, sprinkles it sahorom, and feeds her shouting - "Fuck you .. nd tries !!!!!!!".
We hear the sound of receding.
"From the gift will not run away!"
Bird disease (3 pen)
- What word is an antonym for the word "matter"? - "A" - No .. "Re: Question"
- Diman73rus --
"... Yesterday at about midnight on Leninsky Prospekt driver VAZ-2106, while drunk, made a serious run over owner parked next to the BMW 7 series and several of his guards ... ... The blows were so strong that to extract the driver from Zhiguli had to call the brigade special equipment, cut wrecked car autogenous. The victim with multiple fractures and broken horns taken to the nearest hospital. "
Others - the ones who know how to enter the twilight without a half liter.
But how long it takes hashish ...
What do you mean, do you already lose one's attraction winter? Why drink antidepressants? These lovely Auntie, raked in transitions scrapers, mops dirty slime, the former once the snow. Scenic homeless, heaters warming themselves at the entrance to the subway, welcomes you indescribable fragrance free life. The now often close dirty, slippery sidewalks sprinkled with obscure chemistry. Marvelous sweat every time you log into a warm room glasses. Magic snow with a crunchy crust of ice on the windows and the roof of your car, found in a remarkable morning when you slept on the job. Sluggish Buzz frozen starter, sitting on a cold battery.
A lot of wonderful clothes on their shoulders constricting, pulling down and prevents breathe freely. And this rich wonderful aroma of the air, which because of the frost and the lack of photosynthesis can feel each layer life of a big city. And these beautiful bus stop, elaborate ventilation system? And those super-fast buses and trolleys, giving you extra twenty minutes to enjoy the pleasant moments syplyuschego the collar of snow and a merry wind, dreaming reach the bottom of trouser leg up to your most intimate feelings. Well beautiful patterns on the frozen windows of these buses and trolleybuses, forcing you to meander, looking for his stop through carefully someone scratched the word "Ass" (a high symbolism!). And you want to all this to give up on 35, a sandy beach, field sun, sun beds, Pino colada with ice, high waves, surfing, diving, boat and corporal mulatto half-naked, huh? Yes-ah-ah ...
I'm with you! :)