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The best defender of the fatherland recognized architect, Nodar Kancheli, who
able to protect Moscow immediately from 35 hachey

by Muxa
Joke #34574 —  
 
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From the "One-hundred stories about Ksyusha:

How it all began.
USSR, Leningrad, Christmas party for children's party nomenklatura.
Moderator:
- And now a little Ksenia Sobchak, who arrived today in kosyume pony
explain the verse "From the fact that in the smithy was a nail" ...

Once on the set of "Dom-2", from the stress and exhaustion of Xenia was
bad.
- VERERINARA! With one voice cried out, participants of the show.

One well-known businessman-millionaire finally made Ksenia Sobchak
offer. That agreed, but on condition that the groom will rewrite it
half of its assets and it is on them each month will receive 50%
percent dividends.
- What, half a kingdom for a horse!? , Asked, surprised businessman.

Zaplakanaya Ksyusha ran to Lyudmila Narusova:
- Mama, Mama! I got these vulgar jokes about me on the Internet. Must
laughing at me, I just neighing in the back!
- Calm down, my girl, do not pay any attention. Here, eat better and
Calm. Mother said, handing her daughter a handful of oats.

And recently, the pharmacy said the drug "Xenical". We decided, do it
already started to sell their manure ...

(c) Andrew
Joke #34573 —  
 
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Riddle adult clever boys
"Horse-babe
In black pantyhose
Striped shirt
Yes fashionable hairstyle
Little dark back
not a horse - and the picture!
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No no no guessing! It ZEBRA
Joke #34572 —  
 
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anecdote to

Joke #34388 —  
 
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Grandma with Dedkov loved to play hide and seek. Grandma hid her in the morning moonshine, and in the evening when his grandfather found it hiding grandmother.
Joke #34332 —  
 
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In Brussels, archaeologists discovered an early version of Manneken Pis -- "The boy the dances.
Joke #34331 —  
 
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Scientists have found that a simple suggestion within two months from normal person can make a dunce not distinguishing good from bad. Since then, the electioneering lasts two months.
Joke #34330 —  
 
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Q: Why is a blonde is 2 hours before serving the escalator without taking from his sight? A: ... considers step ... JS
Joke #34329 —  
 
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- 3dravstvuyte I doktor Mayorov, I will bring you uz binge, and eslu not poluchutsya, then compiled kompanuyu.
Joke #34328 —  
 
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- Grandpa, already spring, but for some reason the birds do not sing? - Influenza them, son.
Joke #34327 —  
 
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Lion, Bear and Rooster occur. Bear says: - If I begin to roar - the whole forest trembles. Leo: - If I begin to roar - shaking the whole desert. Rooster: - Hem, Hem ... If I cough - is shaking the whole world.
Joke #34326 —  
 
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According to a survey 89% of residents of Russia believe that they are more or less fortunate with neighbors. The remaining 11% live on the border with China.
Joke #34325 —  
 
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Conversation two programmers: - I heard Bill Gates is going to fire Steve Ballmer and take it place of Bill Clinton? - Strangely, the man who fell in with a woman will lead ni @ # $ yourself.
Joke #34324 —  
 
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A call to duty unit: - Hello, yesterday you sent attire at Lenin 3 quarter. 47? - Yes, there have been violations of public peace, loud music ...

- Listen to, tell them, please let zaedut again, they forgot then cap pistol, and the pictures look, turned out funny!
Joke #34323 —  
 
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According to experts in kosher, most non-kosher product is sea mumps.

Robert Cooperman, Brooklyn
Joke #34321 —  
 
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Moscow 2020 In the subway comes to a beggar: - Help, we ourselves are not local ... Passengers: we are your people?
Joke #34320 —  
 
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I caught a guy goldfish and requests: - To make sure that every day was February 23! - Too late, man! Your woman has already ordered that every day there were 8 Martha!
Joke #34319 —  
 
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Beer - sublimation vodka Tequila - the essence of beer

ps not to use Zadornov and Petrosian C. Muller
Joke #34318 —  
 
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Nikrolog:

Too often predicted the future.
Joke #34317 —  
 
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All new ... from fido 1997god ... That joke I heard recently: a firm prepares to release new model just any car with an onboard computer, which will set ... __WINDOWS __!!! Or: In your system in finding a device unknown: Antigpavitatsionny engine ... or: the horse. Or: (nasal voice sintezipovannym) Beep! Bposay pul, go to the shop for a new disc - swap over. We ppevysili permissible speed of the - zakpoyte all the windows and landed unnecessary currently passazhipov. Hey! Insert the inverse passazhipa named Hatasha, I have an oil stain on her coat did not have time to write. The system is not in finding ppikupivatel! You can insert it into the inverse of normal now, not wilderness engine. Shutting fap can ppivesti to the disappearance of their coverage ppedmetov! This is not a tunnel, and skpinseyvep! Behind in finding ppitsep unknown type Kamaz-Dumper ", we are now circulated ppisoedinimsya, insert the disk" Sounds The nature and passlabtes. About! Stapushka on dopoge! Double-click on the gas pedal for sohpaneniya it ... Heh-heh! As wallpaper! Washing glasses stapymi dvopnikami may disturb the Employment System - otstanovites and run WINDSHIELD.EXE. Glass zagpyazneno by 60% - clearance is not required. Spepedi in finding bus with OS / 2, to ppoehat on the asphalt after the bus with OS / 2, to this re-lay asphalt and pazmetit! What do you pugaeshsya? What did I do? This is not dopozhny mark this icon! As some icon? "Detour"! Hu, I clicked it, well, twice ... Let, let flash pepekoshenye person Policemen, refresh it by a simple high, eyes less tired. Speed of the slow down? Hu, as you like, vybepi desired speed of the from the list in the menu "Hastpoyka system / Motion / Hastpoyka Movement / The parameters / Manual velocities / Yes / Yes / Uvepen / Yes, I want / Yes, uvepen / Shut up! / Yes, vpuchnuyu / Yes, I know / Value velocities. The choice is not rich, I agree. 0, 120, -120 ... Hu can not be with the keyboard nabpat,

Well then you're pul and release system will fall asleep! Topmozom poked in the right speed of the. Oops It seems to obmopok? Hey, driver! DRIVER! Wisit. I'll put it throw, and pepezagpuzhus. Wheels unscrewed, petrol slit, seat otstpeleny, shnup vydepnut, glass stamped, motop removed, zakonsepvipovan and packed -- tepep we can remove the ignition key. www.arendamsk.ru
Joke #34316 —  
 
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because I live in Germany for a long time could not understand who Takai Ms Sobchak and why so much about her anecdote
Joke #34315 —  
 
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So fl Well, school bomb - you can, and cartoons - no, no!
Joke #34314 —  
 
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For that Cain slew his brother Abel? And he told him the anecdote with Alika "Anecdotes from Russia.
Joke #34313 —  
 
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- Who are you? - Horse in polto? - Vasya come here to us Ksenia Sobchak has come!
Joke #34312 —  
 
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As a child Ksenia Sobchak was a pony.
Joke #34311 —  
 
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There is no dispute that the commandments, laws and concepts should be strictly respected. All others.
Joke #34310 —  
 
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Investigations Russian scientists have refuted the theory, though leap years are the most devastating. It was found that most accidents happening in those years, which falls 53 Monday instead of the usual 52-x. Such hard years in every century to 18. But the richest in the disaster are 7 of them, which coincide with leap.
Joke #34309 —  
 
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- When is your birthday? - Second of September. - Do not be! - What can not be? - For a year, there were two of September.
Joke #34308 —  
 
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Hab guy in the village with a large member. At what girl did not climb -- trauma. His fame went to lean in the district. Ceased girl with him is found. Time passes, tired of living alone. "Give me - thinks - getting married, but fuck no I will, though the mistress of the house will be. " Persuaded one. Played a wedding. First wedding night: - Wow, my little girl. He turned on his side and began to snore. On another night again: - Wow, my little girl. He turned on his side and began to snore. On the third, too. I ran it the next day to the mother: thus, they say, and so, Vanya is something I neglected. Mother to her and said: - And you tell him: "Vanya, and in a small oven large pies are baked. Vanya came home from work, supper and went to bed: - Wow, my little girl. Just turn away, and she to him: - Wait, Vanya But in a small oven baked great cakes. "Well, he thinks, there can and the oven is not so small." Threw her, and she fuck up. - This who taught you something about the oven? - Mom-and-a ... - Well, carry her first baking.
Joke #34307 —  
 
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Issue of "Armenian Radio:" Will clothe their wives belt loyalty to Hamas delegates before their departure to Moscow? Otevet: Yes, but Tolna if they will take off a suicide belt. Mihmar
Joke #34306 —  
 
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One young man wanted to marry a dreadful virgin, but does not know like him find it. Ask not - resent girls. A friend of him advised: "Go into the wooden outhouse where the" M "and" M "in half, and listen - If pisses with a whistle, then - virgin. "Two weeks went by guy toilet listened - all wrong. Finally heard as a girl for wall with a daring pisses whistle. Watched her, and met through for some time made a proposal. Wedding ... wedding night. What there virgin?! Although head dive! He asks her why they say it with such whistle pisses? And she said: "I pulled the finger slot to interior is not spilled.
Joke #34305 —  
 
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Interestingly, a tool used Shustorovich at meetings with Ksenia S. - Viagra or horse pathogen?
Joke #34304 —  
 
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Shustorovich decided to change Ksenia Borodina with S. ... Borodin undressed and waiting ... Shustorovich: "A bra that is not removed? Borodin: "What must be?" Shustorovich: "Well, don` t know ... I last week Ksenia S. vdul, so she of clamp jumped ... "
Joke #34303 —  
 
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Went to the live broadcast Yandex (http://stat.yandex.ru/queries/last20.xml), saw the request

anatomy of the horse (3419)

Again about Ksenia Sobchak looking ...
Joke #34302 —  
 
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Dom-2 "... Pyany "in the ass" Stepa yelling: "All pereebu ..., all fuck ... " All hid, but someone must stop him ... Goes Ksenia S.: "And I was going to fuck ...?" Stepan looks at her dull eyes: "Sorry, do not fuck animals" ...
Joke #34301 —  
 
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Dom-2 ", a knock at the door ... One of the participants looked at the door: "Who?" The voice behind the door: "The horse a leather coat!" Participant: "And it's you Ksenia, come ..."
Joke #34300 —  
 
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At one of "those" cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed with the fuck ass. Animal welfare organizations have already sent a note of protest to Norway.
Joke #34299 —  
 
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2008. Nuclear war, provoked by the caricature scandal. Norway has become a crater, Denmark - in the mountain range, Germany - in desert. 2010. Estonia Muslims express concern appearance in several European newspapers of caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad.
Joke #34298 —  
 
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Excessive demand for Ukrainian salt in Russia provoked rumors that of the salt supplied to Russia, Ukraine will carry nesaktsionirovanny selection of sodium.

www.censor.net.ua
Joke #34297 —  
 
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Viktor Yanukovych, in his calm and balanced manner, said accidental slip of the tongue, calling Akhmatova Akhmetov. He knows who Such Anna Akhmatova and saw all her pictures.

www.censor.net.ua
Joke #34296 —  
 
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Plan and the foreign policy of the United Regions of Russia to Ukraine for 2006: 1. Attribution Ukraine as countries with volatile economies. 2. In "Imperial Circular on Non-Proliferation of meat and dairy products "inspections Ukrainian meat and dairy facilities to prevent the creation of Ukraine's own dairy and meat products mass consumption. 3. The trade embargo and the subsequent implementation of the program humanitarian assistance "fleet in exchange for food." 4. Administration of the Organization of meetings with leaders of the Red Castles combined non-democratic opposition, "I'm Julia We Do not So!". 5. Financing of the private is infringing organizations and affiliated Media, organizational support institutions of clan society in order establishing a regime of managed democracy in this republic.

www.censor.net.ua
Joke #34295 —  
 
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Injections for Women Anabolic stervoidy "
Joke #34294 —  
 
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Scientists are shocked, schizophrenia was contagious! all strongly nerekommenduetsya obschatsya with the leadership of Georgia and Ukraine.
Joke #34293 —  
 
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Specifies to law school Ebook, well as usual who, where, who orders a friend's lab who is poking around the Internet, one student delivers the work and learns that his wish to be expelled because of a fact that he did not deign read his work! Naturally there is a lot of questions like why? And the fact is that on page 13 between the lines got lost a little The inscription "THE DEAN OF THE GOAT"!
Joke #34292 —  
 
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Well-known collector, gives ad in the newspaper selling a super unusual clock New Russian reading the column of contract killings, accidentally stumbles on this ad! Deciding to check that the Mulka floods to the collector, I'm about ads, well, he kept his head and says: Here they are shown on wall. New (in anger) but it is ordinary wall clock. But no Collector unbuttoned his fly shows exactly, with the words: What is this wall?
Joke #34291 —  
 
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The first life to be lived by man. The second - the woman to understand the man. Third - a tree. Relax. Fourth - a turtle. Think. Fifth - the ocean, to fathom. Sixth - the land to be immense. Seventh - a cat. To experience the previous six lives. Eighth ... And where is it?
Joke #34290 —  
 
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Weather in Moscow - is changing every hour on the voting results.
Joke #34289 —  
 
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Rushes to the pharmacy nurse from the morgue and asks the pharmacist familiar pack Condom:-You see, Sveta, I was a year ago with a school-girl met, confessed his love to her, offered her a ride to the nines, and she told me:-I-said-on cargo prefer to ride, but at the expense love-only over my dead body !...- Well, I thought that the cargo is its going to take tomorrow, but that's only until the opening of a couple of hours left!
Joke #34288 —  
 
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with such a life rossiyaninu easier than a Rottweiler Rockefeller
Joke #34287 —  
 
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They say that in recent indecent offer Ksenia Sobchak ride a horse.
Joke #34286 —  
 
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