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Which car is the brave?
Zaporozhec. As neither feared not run fast.
What day of the year in women the most difficult?
May 9. Because of the minute of silence.
McDonald's is organizing a new service for the name of bastards "Zhrunimagu."
The conversation in the shop:
- I want a T-shirt of Juventus.
- You outfield player, goalkeeper or a judge?
After the success of the movie P. Anderson's "Resident Evil", in which some
T-virus enlivened the dead, forcing the instinct of hunger to attack the living
and devour them, a group of pornographers enthusiasts decided on its own
work out this issue by removing the "Resident Lust", in which sexy
the deceased and the deceased, restored to life F-virus and other movable
least the basic instinct, lust, singly and in groups attacked
living and zatrahivali them to death.
The main skinhead Russia - Nadar Koncheli. 10 minutes dry-60
hachey. Voronezh, St. Petersburg and Moscow skinheads - learn from my uncle
They wanted both a boys and girls with the House-2 kebabs ... I am close or pigs,
or sheep. No, at worst, beef ...
Ksenia sensed something was wrong ...
Note: Editorial Board:
Supplement the text jokes the following words:
... pigs (except for / Holding), ... sheep (except the prairies), ... beef
We stayed in the toilet house.
Somebody brushing toilet
and neither I nor my wife will not admit.
Tsereteli is not as terrible as it Kancheli.
In light of recent gas wars seem painfully suspicious strings
a song Verka Serduchka "I will not steal, I will dance" ... Lying
Surprisingly but Ksyusha so much like an actress. , Where D, Artanyan
Putin calls Yushchenko on February 23.
- Viktor Andreevich, I will be brief: I congratulate you ...
- Thank you, Vladimir Vladimirovich!
- ... the Day of Defender of the Fatherland!
- Do not you understand?
- Well, you've served in our army?
- IN YOUR not served.
- Strange ... And I have written here: February 23, to congratulate Yushchenko.
- I have a birthday today.
- Well, you and the joker, Viktor Andreevich! How do you I play, eh? Still you
born in the Fatherland Defender's Day! Congratulations, congratulations with ...
this great holiday!
Bogatyrev with Kushnaryov watch video from the meeting of the Verkhovna Rada,
where "green" eggs thrown at the scoreboard. Suddenly comes Yanukovych,
Bogatyrev quickly off vidak.
Yanukovych: Che-are you looking here?
Kushnaryov: "And so ... Horror ...
Three young men in T-shirts with symbols of the Green Party of Ukraine
guest lodge Verkhovna Rada parliament panel threw eggs.
Statement by the Press Center of the Party of Regions: "Three West -
nationalists hurled with impunity in a parliamentary panel solid, blunt
subjects! This once again proves the existence of politrepressy in
against the opposition. "
Statement by the Press Center of BYuT: "Flying in the parliament eggs, another
proof of talks between Yushchenko and Yanukovich. "
Vladimir Putin has congratulated Viktor Yushchenko on his birthday. Perhaps in
Moscow, something big had collapsed ...
In the world of interest.
And do you know that if the word "Region" to swap a few letters
was funny the word "Heroin"?
International cooperation in action: Finnish and Russia
railroad workers entered into an agreement to establish a joint
enterprise for construction and operation of high-speed
railway line St. Petersburg-Helsinki.
The road, naturally, will provide Finnish, and speed --
Russia wants. By tradition, the speed will provide the machines
According to the Memorandum Yushchenko and Yanukovych had given up without looking at the words of
his favorite expressions. And it turned out:
1. Luba Kazlu
2. These friends that prevent us from living.
In Alchevsk - new problem! No one can disable repaired
central heating. The temperature in the apartments alchevtsev does not fall
below 35 C. Moscow Mayor Luzhkov, and the party "United Russia" in full
composition, after Yanukovych's telephone requests for assistance, promised
alchevtsev provide air conditioning.
Inspired advertising Bloc of Natalia Vitrenko (Gas - to $ 45).
Progressive Socialists promised gas at $ 45 but did not specify whose it is
will gas - Russia, Turkmenistan, or produced directly
Progressive Socialists ...
Why the Jews better than the Ukrainians:
- Jews smarter
- Jews just better look
- Jews have never complained about Russia,
- Jews do not say that their language is the most beautiful,
- Jews are able to earn money
- Jews are well spoken and written in Russian.
But, Jews complete kitchen garbage. BORSCH - that is power!
Devil. Urgent. Hell will be closed for repairs. Sinners temporarily
- Do you love animals just as we love them? - Asked network
Mature woman for the first time given to man and requires: "A man does not keep
me fool! Decide: either there or back ...!"
Little Johnny comes in. the pharmacy. Sees is a brand new pharmacist.
Little Johnny:-Give me Viagra, and then my grandfather does not get up! Girl slightly
Blushing lays out the goods on the counter. Little Johnny went on: "Give me
pack of condoms, and then get up like my grandfather! Pharmacist quite
red, gives packaging. Little Johnny: "And this you Vaseline as a gift from my
Grandpa! The girl does not stand up and twirling his finger at the head
says: 'Boy, look, you do not accidentally grandfather that?! Vovochka
with a grin:-Togo, not the one-and grandpa said, something that brand new from my
Pharmacies, today after six, waiting for the new running-Germanic rubber!
The international information-analytical agency "used Hu Hu" (Who is there,
What is there) has established the identity of the Danish cartoonist is - known
worldwide suicide cartoonist Osama bin Laden. Unconfirmed
According to the present time he is hiding in the hills of Kiev. Distinguishing
in one hand and a Kalashnikov rifle and constantly spit out from under a turban or
skullcaps or spit scythe in the other hand (and recently gave the president
Bauman market - the result of a market economy.
Sitting grandfather and grandson
- Father, look out fag goes!
Santa prischyurivaetsya and replied with a sigh
- This is a fag? -What is it fag! This is so pidorasik. That I remember in
the good old days, then were real fag!
Even a week before the collapse of the Basmanny market in Moscow, Yuri Luzhkov, exactly
know where it will build a new multi-storey shopping center. Frenchman
Weddings in Kazakh:
summer heat, the flies ... The walls are coated with by shit - and then all the flies
stick walls, and on the table any!
By the 8 th March diamonds are a girl - is not a fairy tale?
What do you think - inlaid bridle Ksyusha hurt?
By popular demand of the Fatherland, the Fatherland Defender's Day
convert the Day of Fatherland Defender of the Fatherland.
"(: - Smiley in Hebrew"
And this icon is declared a portrait of the Prophet Mohammed - (*:
I was calm and pacified Sheikh,
yet podglyadel as spending time his favorite eunuch.
And he commanded the eunuch to cut off the tongue and fingers.
Ksenia Sobchak posed naked for the "Sheep". Photoshoot
will please the sheep who watch "House-2".
Washington has simplified the way to Kiev in the World Trade Organization,
recognizing the Ukrainian economy market. President Yushchenko welcomed
this decision: "a sho, in Ukraine, all in the market for sale - bacon, potatoes,
vodka, does ne so? "
After 50 years, medicine will reach such heights that not only will
cure all known diseases, but we will gain a lot of unknowns.
I really like the group Unknown Artist,
Well, you know it, they sing Track 1, Track 2.
Well, from Track 9, I vasche trudge!!
Nevertheless, gender difference is obvious.
The phrase "whoring esthete"
means something quite different from that
2010. Today in Anadyr inaugurated a monument to the Unknown
Denmark has decided to build a central mosque for all Muslims in Europe.
Especially for the development of the project, on the recommendation of Yuri Luzhkov, was
invited Nodar Koncheli.
Have you heard? - Architect, Nodar Kancheli, I again went to the roof?
In place of the collapsed Basmanny market will be constructed sculpture
Basmanny market in life-size works of Zurab Tsereteli, promised
Probably no God! Everyone thought that collapse Basmanny Court and crumbled
Russia Life - a chain of short intervals between the holidays, elections
and days of mourning.
Addresses> sexual safety, utvepzhdennye Gosseksnadzopom
1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
1.1 To Safer Sex / Sladostpastny Daily Integrated Session /
permitted to males 18 years and females up to 75
1.2 While ppinimayut participation of at least two people.
1.3 to safe sex are allowed persons who have passed on the analysis of AIDS or
sppavku having to surrender the add.
2. BEFORE HACHALOM SEAHSA
2.1 Get-RESOLUTION Link partners / paptnepshi or even Link partners.
2.2 Ppovepit availability and isppavnost opganov participating in Safe
sex and spedstv personal protection. If obnapuzheniya
neisppavnosti to its ustpaneniya safe sex is not ppistupat.
2.3 Ppovepit reliability mechanism kpepleniya spedstv individual
protection. 3. DURING SEAHSA
3.1 Sodepzhat opgany engaged in safe sex in a clean and orders of magnitude.
3.2 Search epogennyh zones ppoizvodit stpogom in accordance with
DECISIONS OF THE INTERNATIONAL Addresses> rights without infringing the honor and
Dignity Link partners / paptnepshi or even Link partners.
3.3 Kategopicheski zappeschaetsya
use kustapnymi spedstvami personal protective
use the former in ppedohpanitelyami upotpeblenii
remove ppedohpanitelnye a device before the end of the session
sleep in Quaternary session
4. ON OKOHCHAHII SEAHSA
4.1 Remove spedstva personal protection.
4.2 Ppivesti in order of magnitude okpuzhayuschuyu situation.
4.3 Report Link partners / paptnepshe or even Link partners / the end
5. AVARIYHYE SITUATION
5.1 to avapiynym situations include:
a) the reluctance of one of Link partners to contact;
b) discrepancy opganov Link partners;
c) The use of alcohol and tobacco in Quaternary session;
d) defects spedstv personal protection;
d) tpavmipovanie least one of the Link partners;
6. ACTION AVARIYHOY SITUATION
6.1 Upon PP 5.1 / a, b, d / replacement ppoizvesti Link partners / paptnepshi or
Link partners at all /
6.2 The PP 5.1 / g / to stop the session and replace ppedohpanteli.
Announced America war on Russia ...
The first step is send down to us of Duncan MacLeod, so it all porubal, because
But came out to meet him Koschey true with chain loaf on a leash and
Duncan MacLeod was.
Then rushed to attack the blue horde, human rights and protection
minority sexual groan.
Met them Zeki prison and told them about their rights and responsibilities.
And those lost any orientation at all and go since then they have their backs to
wall to not pouting.
Released then on the battlefield Terminator horrible, fantastic pump action shotgun.
They laughed about it, and did not touch it at all, the very scattered
to pieces monster from frost vast expanses of Siberia.
We decided then Negroes in Harlem battle to release.
But blacks met Skins Voronezh and drisnulo host black stink
We tried, they Madeleine Albright on us to release, so we were afraid
horror of thick, delirium carrier.
But come out to meet Valeria Novodvorskaya, and Americans have learned that there
horror thick and looks like nonsense.
The younger Bush intoxicate us brainless rhetoric, wanted to deprive the brain
But Chernomyrdin only word uttered and understood Bush that he is my son in
And let them then in the course of their superweapon: the dollar nayzeleneyshy on
banks for safes yes raspihanny.
And we took their loans countless Yes, and let them all under the dog's tail ...
I did not have American money and Russia occupy.
Not only that, but Russia's Jews began there the Jews around the world
Yes, every democracy in its own way alter.
I started here but not weak global troubles, and ended America shameful
According to the embassy of Russia in Moscow, among the victims in the collapse
roof Bauman market citizens of Russia no.
my family of 4 people kilogram packets of salt is enough for half a year
attention to the question-who is my lonely neighbor, if she bought a bag of salt
On the anecdote:
The world is divided into normal people, idiots and forever udolbannyh asshole.
First reading Agatha Christie, the latter was listening to her, and others in her singing.
I would say:
The world is divided into the old asshole, just people, and people who want to
say something different ...
The first reading, the second listening, the third sing.