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- You're cold, I'll put you on the stove and you will melt, Snow Queen.
- Come on, let it on the stove.
- Who is it?
- It's Ilya of Murom, he was there for 30 years, one on the stove.
- Come on, come on, come on her stove.
Joke #35173 —  
 
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- Once upon a time there was a little girl and one day a dark-dark night ...
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turned 47.
Joke #35172 —  
 
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- Hello! I'll second hour yell!
- The company "Megaphone" - the time passes quickly.
Joke #35171 —  
 
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The pharmacy:
- I have something to with the girls worked.
- Viagra?
- No, but there is chloroform?
Joke #35170 —  
 
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Never meet with a girl older than himself, for an old dog new
no tricks to learn.
Joke #34962 —  
 
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Ukraine - UkraLina :-))
Joke #34961 —  
 
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in the year of the dog barbecue will not be brrodyachih cats because there are fewer ...
Joke #34960 —  
 
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"Impaza - go!

And what about the "Enter"?
Joke #34958 —  
 
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2006-second year. Moscow closed gas to Ukraine. Russia triumphs. Ukraine in
anus.
2106-second year. Ukraine 100 years, as has moved to Alternate sources. Y
Russia over gas, but for him, and oil. Ukraine - part of the Euro Union
sincerely sympathizes with Russia, while Moscow in complete anus.
Laughs best who sweep away the last, gentlemen! Curtain ...
Joke #34957 —  
 
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30-ies. Chicago. In a small shop comes to a strange-looking
people coming to hand, gets out from under the cloak automatic Thomson, and
screams:
- All the attention! It's not robbery! This is a technical selection of money from
Cass!
Joke #34956 —  
 
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Every minute of computer-drawn shortens your life by 64
seconds.
Joke #34955 —  
 
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2 @ @ 6 year ...
Joke #34954 —  
 
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Soundtrack to the new transfer (himself to Detective):
"I always take _ hidden camera ..!"

dronakos
Joke #34953 —  
 
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A good man should be a lot! But still want a smaller ...
Joke #34952 —  
 
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We insure against all diseases by 150%. Insurance company "Ritual"
Joke #34951 —  
 
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Armenian Radio asked:
Who prevents Ukraine subscribe to Gazprom's papers?
Armenian Radio answers:
Enemies of the Ukrainian football!
That's what happens: Gas will not go to Europe, and there in Italy, Andrew
Shevchenko quite cold, "the word" chronic tonzilit (God forbid), and
not fall on the 2006 World Cup.

PS Fuck how much you can tolerate bullying of the popular
chuystvami!
Moskalsky football bolelshik.
Joke #34950 —  
 
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You get up in this on January 2, look at ICQ, but still alive ... and
only then realize that Russia - invincible!
Joke #34949 —  
 
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Russia will never accept the EU! Why? Yes because one union, they
already destroyed!
http://inform.od.ua
Joke #34948 —  
 
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What the new year in the army differs from the new year in the civilian world?
In civilian life the new year comes, and in the army - comes!
www.tata-minisoft.de.ms
Joke #34947 —  
 
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1394 - the magic number. If you add up all the digits of this number
pootdelnosti and add to the result of 649 - we get the number of the beast.

C on the other hand, if the number 1 add 665, you also get the number of
beast.

This confirms the diabolical nature of all the digits.
Joke #34946 —  
 
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I do not know where to spent your childhood, and my wife boils down to.
Joke #34945 —  
 
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Russia has acquired a new pop duo "Diction cramped" --
Dobrynin - Leshchenko.
Joke #34944 —  
 
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- Dad, you love me?
- Yes!
- A sister love me?
- Yes!
- A mother love me?
- Son, Dad loves you all - and you, and sister, and mother, and drink,
and smoking, all!
Joke #34943 —  
 
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All went to ... How many in this sentence for Russian hearts blended.
How much it has sent ...
Joke #34942 —  
 
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Russia congratulated Ukraine: "Happy New A gas!"
Joke #34941 —  
 
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Since off Ukraine gas had no effect, agreed with
tomorrow off the water supply to the Dnieper.
Joke #34940 —  
 
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City news.
- In the city zoo lost elephant (the fifth this year). Police
taking all measures to find the animal, but the kidnappers again
not
left no single evidence or clues.
- After a short break again opened the doors to store meat products
"Elephant".
Joke #34939 —  
 
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Evening Dec. 31, 2005 humorous transfer of "distorting mirror"
successfully concluded by Vladimir Putin.
Joke #34938 —  
 
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Since coming to the Russian Ukrainians during the restructuring and say:
"Pay us for the gas at world prices, and the Ukrainians to them:" Guys, and the
dick? ". Russian thought:" It is really a dick for? "

For the second time in August 1998, history repeated itself:
Russian saying: "Pay us for the gas at world prices, and the Ukrainians to them:
"Guys, but on the dick?". Russian thought: "It is really a dick for?"

The third time, came to the Russian crest 01/01/2006 and say:
Russian saying: "Pay us for the gas at world prices, and the Ukrainians to them:
"Guys, but on the dick?". And here comes Little Johnny and says: "Guys, A Hooley?"
Joke #34937 —  
 
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We had to teach the Ukrainians languages. Then they learned that the name of the put-in
translates as "paste".
Joke #34936 —  
 
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News of the hour.
"In connection with nastupuvshim the Ukraine gas crisis was Yushchenko's headquarters
suggested:
All members of the party Bracelet gather on Independence Square, to eat in front of this
remnants of the soup, which they were fed during the Orange Revolution and
all time puknut. According to scientists, the extracted gas to be
more than enough that would survive the winter, and still have the following
year. "
Joke #34935 —  
 
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New Year's Eve!
NATO already desantiruet detachment American Santa Claus, whose task
prevent operational teams Russian Santa Clauses block
gas pipes leading to Ukraine.
Behind all this is closely watched Ukrainian Snow-submitted
G. Timoshenko and Ko.
Joke #34934 —  
 
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Supporting Ukraine in the righteous struggle for independence, the international
public extended period of low gas prices on the whole ... second!
Joke #34933 —  
 
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Following negotiations with Naftagazom, Gazprom unilaterally
declared 2006 the Year of Russia in Ukraine.
Joke #34932 —  
 
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Yushchenko stood his ground. It was Miller's favorite joke ...
Joke #34931 —  
 
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Russia's and the German Ministry of Defense announced soon hold
joint exercises. The exercises will be held on the territory of Ukraine.
Joke #34930 —  
 
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continuation of the joke. The sensational discovery made geopolitologi-Russia
anus of the earth, and Ukraine nostril, and they are connected.
Therefore, the land so feverish
Joke #34929 —  
 
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Russia has decided not to spoil the mood of the Ukrainians on the New Year and put on
pipe laughing gas. It's cold, but fun.
Joke #34928 —  
 
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Ukraine announced a new doctrine: How much gas can - use,
else burn it.
Joke #34927 —  
 
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Well, you and @ ...
Joke #34926 —  
 
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How to celebrate New Year, so it and spend.
A year drunk, squealing with the girls on sleds down the hills ...
(c) SEV www.e-digit.ru
Joke #34925 —  
 
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In connection with the disconnection of gas to Ukraine the company GSC GAME WORLD otlozhilya
output of STALKER delayed for another year.
Joke #34924 —  
 
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The more I look at Filyu, the more it seems to me that his dad called
Pedro.
Joke #34923 —  
 
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at 23.55 31 December 2005 showed the usual pre-Christmas speech
president. At this time, he was original - tried to turn off the valve with
gas to Ukraine
Joke #34922 —  
 
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It should be easy to urgently hold a referendum in Ukraine: Three options:

- Whether you agree to freeze all this winter, for the fact that NATO missiles
place in Ukraine and send them to klyatyh Moskal, but not to buy
y
them to "gram hazu" for $ 230?

- Whether you agree to buy "haz" for $ 80, but to call his Russian
brothers, tries to drive Pindos and selling bedding with orange
crust instead of the persons selected by his BMW M6, and Georgia's rose
fagot
(a precisely Georgians, Stalin and Beria, and organized Famine in Russia and
on
Ukraine in the 30s during the 20th century)

- And most Ukrainian variant: gas just continue to steal, perhaps courts
tightened before the election, and Muscovites continue to call klyatymi, raise
noise in the newspapers - so people in the west thought sho tsz Muscovites you gas
pizdyut
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the results of the referendum to organize a lottery-scam, and all
proceeds from it to put money on the purchase of gas))

Nick Sagittarius
Joke #34921 —  
 
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Earned the night a lot of money. Awoke to the soul of a penny.
Joke #34920 —  
 
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February 23.
Putin at a meeting in the Kremlin:
To the government and Gazprom last offer Ukraine
sign a contract to move the sale of gas at market prices.
And if you do not sign, turn off the supply at 10 am!
Joke #34919 —  
 
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Moscow. Kremlin.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, but he will be on his knees and take in the mouth?
- And if you do not want to take?
- And if you do not want to take? And do not want to take - turn off the gas!
Joke #34918 —  
 
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Previously Ukraine sucking gas from Russia.
And now sucks dick.
Joke #34917 —  
 
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Pinocchio came to the evening of Jan. 1, he glanced in the mirror: "How do you vile,
each Pinocchio, with a hangover! "
Joke #34916 —  
 
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