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Israel without Sharon, that Ukraine without gas, and Palestine without Hamas
Joke #35223 —  
 
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At the funeral for Sharon invited Russia group "Aria". Aria! And
Ariel let the rest!
Joke #35222 —  
 
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- What did the American astronaut Neil Armstrong stepped on the lunar
surface?
- The first tries!
Joke #35221 —  
 
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- How to Genghis Khan managed to break through the wall of the fortress?
- Random. Actually, he just wanted to kill sibya apstenu!
Joke #35220 —  
 
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One of my friends (the designer by profession) has always said the New Year
clarifying that once a year some of the animal, with the words: - Well, with the New
reptile - with a dog!
Joke #35219 —  
 
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What is paradise - it is when there are many beautiful girls, they inappropriately long
"divorce", but hinted they were already on you.
What the hell - this is the same-paradise, but you should not.
Joke #35218 —  
 
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I read about Ivan the Terrible, and understand: "That's where" verikal power, "Putin
rummaged!
Joke #35217 —  
 
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Teacher:
- In the spring flowers bloom and the autumn harvest is ripe ... Vova
repeat!
Little Johnny:
- At first bloom, and then freaks are born.
Joke #35216 —  
 
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For explanation of advertising MTS

- Misha-A-A! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- Why are you shouting, you also wake the whole house!
- I'm not full of smoke-and-a-nd!
Joke #35215 —  
 
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- Ladies and gentlemen singing Elvis Presley!
- Lord, where did you dug up?
Joke #35214 —  
 
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- The girls of easy virtue in a panic, they will have a competitor. Some
vacuum cleaner from Eldorado - for any penny.
Joke #35213 —  
 
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- What do you look at the first meeting with a girl?
- The first half hour at his watch.
- And when she comes?
- You know, sometimes this comes that the eye with a clock does not tear.
Joke #35212 —  
 
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- Mom, you fry again?!
- Of course, I also work in the Inquisition!
Joke #35211 —  
 
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Lenin once could not stand it ... and stirred!
Joke #35210 —  
 
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You now become mature
And the study you walk,
Called all his girlfriends
Well, how did I - because birthday .. I HAVE!
Joke #35209 —  
 
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- Egor, and you do not know to whom the monument at the beginning Bauman set?
- So, this Chaliapin ..
- Exactly, and I think what he reminds me, the main fish-tail,
comb. This Chaliapin sitting, hair combing.
Joke #35208 —  
 
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- What advice would you give to his son Defense Minister Ivanov?
- Re-read Dostoyevsky.
Joke #35207 —  
 
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Rule mauvais ton of Gazprom: Finding the smell of gas, do not serve the form ...
So someone pernul, because natural gas does not smell ...
Joke #35206 —  
 
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Going on a business trip and not relying on The local hotels, always
took with him a set of "sleeping" accessories: a pack of condoms,
upakovochku Viagra and, just in case - a handful Validol ..

Sergei Sesame
Joke #35205 —  
 
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Brilliant for a long time singing about how what some operas fell soaked for an opera,
Opera clapped. So they like to fall soaked.
Joke #35204 —  
 
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How many do not spit into the well, still a bucket with some shit come.
Joke #35203 —  
 
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- How is a headache .... - Probably will have to repeat ....
Joke #35202 —  
 
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Why would not show traffic cop, must stop.
Joke #35201 —  
 
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The new hit from Siberia, here came a year striped dog.
Joke #35200 —  
 
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After watching "Day Watch" all became clear - All the rage
wearing foreign-produced brands of cars sitting Dark ... But all crazy
Light trucks
Joke #35199 —  
 
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They arrive by helicopter and save you - NATO.
Joke #35198 —  
 
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- Doctor, I die. Will you help me?
- Of course help.
Joke #35197 —  
 
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Different positions in communication means no sex.
Joke #35196 —  
 
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Bush told the nation to teach foreign languages.
"We need to know what they say about us these Dutchmen, at its
gibberish Swahili! "
Joke #35195 —  
 
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In a country suffering perepotrebleniem vodka, general ten days
Holidays are becoming worse every mass attack.
Joke #35194 —  
 
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To a young priest (a former computer technician) comes to confession
Dedok.
- Dad, last night I dreamed of the prodigal virgin. Hair red,
shameless eye, and she - naked. And let me different whoredom
be up.
- What is it? - With interest asks pop.
- First pohabstvenno danced, and then swept into the air, well, their
breasts my face to drive.
- A large breasts there?
- He who is a disgrace, sir. Like goats, but also sagging.
- What is a disgrace - disappointed he says. - It's just
spam. It seems like not a sin. That's when vigorous harlot in a dream will see
Then, come. I'll registry cleaner ... that is, confess.
Anton Klubnitsky
Joke #35193 —  
 
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If you can not eat before the first stars, as found in the Far North Star
at 14.00, when it was already in the FAB walks the night?
Joke #35192 —  
 
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What sadists come up to Christmas candles in the form of Santa Claus? Not
otherwise, as the Chinese craftsmen ... Insert the wick in my head Father.
Original. Brutally. Lights up beautifully. Pity Claus ...
Joke #35191 —  
 
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From what the stars begin to eat in Norilsk and the Chukotka region where there
stars from morning till evening?
Joke #35190 —  
 
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On hockey fan Lukashenko, prezike Belorussia Square ...
Skating stand no wonder you'd jumped on a mare!
Joke #35189 —  
 
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Do not scare us Bobruisk, animals, you are still in Anadyr were not!
Joke #35188 —  
 
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Chukcha not Turks, however, does not like to work for a long time!
Joke #35187 —  
 
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- It stands for the name of the party "Motherland"?
- Dmitri Rogozin shit
Joke #35186 —  
 
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Moscow appeared containers for separate waste collection:
General / Colonel, Lieutenant Colonel / Major, Captain / Lieutenant.
Joke #35185 —  
 
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Site gay.ru: Tchaikovsky was a composer!
Joke #35184 —  
 
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Do not expect the organizers of the movement flashmob this increased attention
Journalists in action "And now we go to watch Night Watch".
Joke #35183 —  
 
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- Girl, you a Muscovite?
- Naturally Muscovite.
- And where you Paveletsky station?
- Who do you take me for? No Paul Etsky I have never
Station!
Joke #35182 —  
 
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Advertising. John Silver: - one leg I shaved my normal machine, and another
milling. So you see, no legs!
Joke #35181 —  
 
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- Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
- Yes, of course.
- Thank you satisfy my curiosity.
Joke #35180 —  
 
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- And again advertising.
- Camera ready? All ready? Remove!
- Cow, relax, and you will be able to give excellent milk! Cow!?
- What?
- Oh, excuse me woman! And who took the cow?
Joke #35179 —  
 
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- Look, here shows that you face caries.
- Yes, strange, and like tickets to "Star Wars" were taken.
Joke #35178 —  
 
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- Look what a terrible grease on my plate.
- Calm down, Mr Muscle will help you, take a small hand, put on
her cloth, pouring a small amount poroshochka, puts
small effort, three, three, three ... And where stove?
Joke #35177 —  
 
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- If you are tired of oil and grease stains on your clothes .. eat naked!
Joke #35176 —  
 
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- Historical and proved that Brezhnev even over door viewers grew
eyebrows ...
Joke #35175 —  
 
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- Even if you have a little over thirty
It is hoped that you will be over forty ...
Joke #35174 —  
 
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