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Pope Benedict has awarded the Order of Ali Agca "Voroshilov
Shooter "2-nd degree, in recognition of his work in advancing the holy
throne of the German candidate. "There is such a thing-mercy
Christian, "the Pontiff said," In addition, Wojtyla was a robust peasant,
15 years yet could easily be steered in the Vatican, he added head of the Roman
Click to continue saying: "bitter truth is better than:
a) Report to President Putin, Gref
America in dealing with color follows the rules and politkorektnosti
uses the language of diplomats. Color in communication at their level
neglected, and such rules and language. It's funny, and at the same
not very good.
Condoleezza Rice sat down to their level, making a statement on
measures taken by Russia to clarify the conditions of supply of Russia
gas. And "it's fun, and not very good" that we hold for
Advertising on the banner ad:
This year's fashionable to dress in "Snow Queen", and undress me
home, at ul. Soldier Voskoboynikova d.678 square. 999 Vova boots.
La mur crucial for ...". So the French have a love of place. And what do you think?
American scientists found that bird flu is transmitted through bird
Fell in love. Here are understood to have someone to ...
-What is your favorite pose from the Kama Sutra? - On the kitchen table in the back:)
- Where are you, Pinocchio?
- On wood!
- Korostelev not picked up!
Russia asks why it has risen in price of its gas. The answer is adopted
program to raise the living standards of our people, to make all Jews
The media went on a spree so that as a result we
monitor the health of Sharon, as if he own grandfather and all
- Klyatye Muscovites! Throughout Europe provide first-class brand gas,
us - some cheap mixture of Asian assembly, which, judging by the price
be 3 times worse than the burn. Okay, we're of this recall!
Another stone in the Petrosian:
Why in advertising during smehopanoramy twist only advertising of medicines?
Because smehopanoramu only look sick!
(c) DJ Sergeich
Sharon lived, Sharon is still alive, Sharon will be ... Jew
One wise man said, let's have a drink so let's drink to it
Cool look at the fat-string panties. They are not visible.
New Russian boasts Druganov:
- Icons, type, bought. Antiquity.
- Who wrote it?
- Yes, this, like, Andrew ... with Rublyovka.
Out of school essays: "Belikov constantly afraid of everything. Such a person
even with an inflatable woman without a condom does not lie. "
... governor province En-hsien, Vladimir Putin.
(from the Chinese newspapers in 2012)
January 9, 2006.
Andrei below the girl's night begins to let firecrackers and yelling "Masha!
Masha! Happy New Year. "Towards wakes the whole house.
Masha (why does not sleep and read a book.). He hears the cries from the street,
looks out the window and sees Andrew. Asks Andrew on the mobile phone, "You
Why? You do the whole house woke up! On the same street on January 9! "
Andrew - And I do not feel sorry for them !!!!!
Here came a year and a striped dog ...
This train had a tiger as booze in order to confuse a taxi from
Avtovaz withdrew their cars released over the past 30 years, they
proved to be unsafe, they not only can not ride, but even close
forbidden to approach, but revised to scrap metal can be treated!
In Ukraine, have developed a technology for producing gas from the alcohol. Reaction
Russia has been immediate: "Well, dumb-s-e-e-e !!!!"
- Actually there is no Turkmen gas, as most
Turkmenistan - all arialistichnaya sublimation .. In most of
Company RossUkrenergo lies the essence - and vice versa. Contrary
get traffic to, and thus turn the image, but on
Ukrainian border. I say nothing about the nature of the dialect in the way in already. Snakes
and bonds - you understand me, Mr. Ivchenko?
- Of course, I thought so, Mr. Miller! Give more drag ...
Bruce Willis is getting older and the planet Earth is becoming more bezaschitna before
Nothing is lacking in the New Year weekend
especially as national television.
Everyone asked where Andrei Viktorovich Yushchenko such expensive things --
mobile phone, car, apartment. And he just bought them
appointed by him runochnoy fair price.
They talk to two blondes.
- Imagine - says one another - condoms "Russian size"
suitable only for Africans!
Armenian Radio. F & Q
F: Why ostriches - do not dance?
Q: Because they - the largest eggs.
F: Then, why owls do not sing?
Q: Because they bury their talents in the hot sand.
Yes, gentlemen! Those are my principles! And if you do not like!
Hmm-m ... I have other
TV series "Swing".
"Master and Josephine" and "Napoleon and Margarita".
From the secret orders to the traffic police: "... In order to recovery
moral climate in the country to take measures to prevent emergence
A series of road numbers ending in the letters UE, IAs, and th
Pro Series EP hastily forgotten.
And most of all I love the New Year for the sense of boundless space,
which occurs at home, after you threw that fucking Christmas tree.
I went to the store, and stayed there for several minutes.
When I came, I saw ment on a motorcycle, ticketing for
Then I approached him and said: "Come on, I'm sorry for the first
He ignored me and continued to write out a receipt.
Then I called him a lousy Nazi.
He wrote a response in another penalty, this time about the tires.
Then I called him a monster.
He wrote a second penalty and put it under the caretaker, began writing a third.
For 20 minutes I called him, and he ordered fines.
But I was LinkBacks my car was parked around the corner.
I just decided to have some fun ...
How to distinguish genuine vodka from singed?
This vodka lights and scorched extinguishes.
Hm .. What makes the women the time! Here are just that, in the evening on December 31
all were simply beautiful ... A morning of 1 January - do not want to watch ..
One blonde one:
- Yesterday was taking on the right. Cool. In the car, so many mirrors, but
- Yes, all this bullshit. This is because they simply called. How many times have I in them
not looking, never behind them did not see!
And the seven angels with seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound. And people on
all languages were horrified to repeat that word - "Apocalypse". And
Archangel Gabriel consoled them: "What are you, what you, silly!" That we simply
formed a jazz band!
Comes Poseidon Zeus:
- Trouble is, people have learned to simulate the tsunami, which I frighten them now?
- And you appliance is a tsunami, that it was impossible to simulate.
- And how is it then I will be his model?
American (Homo AmericAnus) - refers to the order of primitive
Summary of species characteristics and recommendation, as distinguished from
Natural habitat Homo AmericAnus - North America. But
Owing to certain peculiarities of character and behavior, this type of specimen
occur across the globe (though in extremely dim
idea about the rest of its parts). Experienced naturalist unmistakably
recognize the individual at first glance, the inexperienced - a short description:
In specimens of both male and female main difference - it is the eyes. Eyes
As a rule, the overwhelming bolshistva species Homo AmericAnus hidden
for glasses. Look these eyes - frankly stupid and did not express
glass and devoid of the slightest spark of any inherent human
emotions (which again proves the existence of a deep genealogical gap
between this species and humans). The best example for comparison - eye
Ice cream in a department of Alaska pollack "fish" for any shop.
The scalp on the head, usually sparse, especially in mature
Color faces Homo AmericAnus also evident at once - sometimes it
pale, sometimes unnaturally pink, sometimes altogether incomprehensible colors
but in any case, very different from human.
The body of Homo AmericAnus characterized, as a rule, sufficiently large
carcass, with some specimens reaching just fantastic size.
The males simply large, women have the same shape in the form of a large
pears - especially if you look back, but both are
preserve the unique ability to move its enviable rate
bloated carcass in the right direction of an individual (usually either
supermarket or McDonald's).
Dresses Homo AmericAnus unpretentious, as a rule, it faded
light jeans, sports shoes and anything colorful baggy or
Conversely, solid, carelessly thrown on top of the carcass. As
characteristic of all primates, to the appearance of its completely indifferent
and alien to any sense of aesthetics in this regard.
If you come across something that you think is the Homo AmericAnus, in
its natural habitat - do not panic. Single copies
individual, as a rule, not dangerous (except for individuals with mental disorders,
whom, according to statistics, more than half the population of a species, but we
assume that you are lucky ....). Use the conditional-unconditional
reflex Homo AmericAnus - spoken to you-Hi! or Hello! --
individual must respond uttered a similar friendly
expression, but with a mandatory demonstration of flawless set of cutters and
canines and Prospect parts dental system. Do not worry, unlike
other animals known to science, from Homo AmericAnus it - not a demonstration
aggression, but rather a manifestation of friendliness. The average
individual is able to maintain a conversation with a man, while a person
usually develops a false impression that the individual is truly
interested in your affairs. Do not believe this impression. Homo AmericAnus
extremely selfish and in my heart to it you do not care.
Vasya wakes up in the morning after yesterday, near his wife. - Nur, we no
gas Ukraine does not dotiruem? Wife: - Do not like .. - Nur, and Georgia not
dotiruem? - No, I tell you .. x - Nur, and the Moldovan gas does not give? - No,
do not give.
- Pancakes, what am I so hard time?!
Latest news from Tel-Aviv: Sharon is asleep, the service goes.
The Kremlin realized that Russia has no friends and decided to raise prices
Or conversely, have decided to raise the price of gas, but then realized that Russia
no friends ...
December 30. Rally Ukrainians. Yushchenko comes out and asks Yekhanurov:
- Listen, and Th are they all so exhausted?
- Duc do not feed you!
- And why not feed?
- Duc, many have no money to pay for gas, food, nothing to cook!
- And what the neighbors are no gas? They can not cook?
- Hint understand!
The moral of tale is this: Do not always say the presidents scale.
2004 - Ukraine, came to power orange
2005 - Ukraine has begun to buy sugar and meat in Poland
2008 - in Russia, came to power orange
2009 - Russia has begun to purchase oil and gas (in Poland)
The Moon has found gas. Ukraine has already stated that the gas pipeline will
belong to it and pass through its territory.
Yushchenko arrives in the office of "Naftogaz" and asks: What, you're there for crap
And his answer, and then sho dumati now take a look at the full rashifrovannoe
name "RUSSIA Stolen EENERGIYA.
Nor Yushchenko is in reality. Present Yushchenko izdoh long. It
likely Fantomas. There you can see, he has already started and mask
The son of retired, Sharon - in one!