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Tverskaya Street. Prostitutes are standing with placards: "You still
masturbate? Then we go to you! "
He runs a herd. Main bull stops, raises the gauntlet and said
all: "Ladies, who lost bra?"
The king summoned - Russian, German and Chukchi.
He says: "Who better to build a toilet for my daughter, he will receive it in
wife, and half my kingdom vpridachu.
Build a German, built of gold, not like the princess.
Build Chukchi, built of brick, not like a princess.
Builds a Russian, is building from the newspapers. Comes in. princess in a toilet,
goes a day or two, a week, second, month, second year, second.
King said: "Darling, darling, you coming?"
The Princess replied: "Now, papa, have the last page."
American pedophiles on Halloween, was ordered to hang out at the windows
plates "no sweets". Zhadin pensive ...
Riddle: What word of three letters (middle letter "Y") as want to have
Answer: The husband ...
All garbage compared to the world revolution ... In addition to the monthly delay
from your mistress!
Odnoklassniki.ru - a second chance to fuck school love!
- Why is our army is not a warm mittens for the winter?
- Do not have time to industry, Vladimir Vladimirovich! Sews some of their one
November 4 - Independence Day of Poland.
Previously written on tanks "For Stalin!". And now would be on Mercedeses
Another would have written "In Washington and sebalis be there permanently ...
Dasha, do not look for seals, there was no toilet paper ...
PS Your toilet is choked
"United Russia" decided not to participate in elections to the Duma.
- Why do we have elections ...
Petya 12 apples at Lesha 8 apples, and Vasja in the ass salt.
Who ran the last of the collective garden?
Call in the SAI:
- What is the situation on the roads?
- Dream impotent.
-?? I do not understand.
- 9 points - all worth it.
By the way, do you know why the number 7, some stick
Tell me how it was!
We gathered two thousand years ago, driven out of Africa in the Syrian desert
Egyptians and theirs over - Moshav began commanded them to read.
We accept / will not.
The first six took on the URA, and now reached the seventh.
Moses said: "Do not commit adultery" and then the Egyptian people noisily!
"Do not take this, WinProxy!"
Well, Moshe and struck out. Figures.
Since then, fans of "left" seven with a stick and draw.
How to calculate the monthly salary of representatives of IT services?
The monthly salary of a programmer = hourly rate of a prostitute (classic) *
Monthly salary of the lead programmer = hourly rate of elite
prostitutes (Classic, Oral, Anal) * 15.
Monthly salary of system administrator = hourly rate of drunken
prostitutes (Oral, Anal, BDSM, whip, network, ping-pong) * 1.
Cednya came representatives Witnesses Plan Putin.
They say - he is!
They meet on Sundays and discuss it!
Dali pamphlet with the bear and said, if you care about - come on
Theater Square - will be a session of meditation.
- Comrade policeman, won the man made me a proposition.
- To have sex?
- Yes, but is not the case.
- In a perverse way?
- That's right, in a particularly perverse.
- This is what is it?
The paradox of statistics.
According to opinion polls, 90% of Russians believe that
win the upcoming elections, United Russia. However, they themselves vote
for United Russia "is not going to ...
This is not a Personnel Department, it FINISH FIREWOOD!
Who does not risk, he does not drink champagne, and once - a beer with vodka.
As a young family, soon after their marriage, a miscarriage: wife threw
Oleg Bhutan, Hanover
- If the porn is on the disc too much space, space-saving
advisable to start a girl.
In Primorye, the book Darya Dontsova recognized alternative fuel.
News of show business: yesterday singer Maxim beat singer Ivan.
Jew asks God for money, but he answered him: We can not, you have to sort
written to be poor all his life. The Jew in the answer: And you give, but I'll live
- How much time?
- No two blowjob nine.
The husband comes in the morning covered in lipstick, powder, and red hair.
- Where have you been?
- Do not believe me, darling, all night with a clown fight.
Tea without the brandy - that beer without vodka.
You know how women called Anus?
About one spouse can say: two boots - a pair, about the others - just
Oleg Bhutan, Hanover
All the women dressed identically in different ways and in different ways the same
- And not to cast it to me - thinking aloud rain.
- God, what a brute! - The lightning flashed.
/ Birashevich Vladimir /
- Who are you?
- Che, without a coat not know?
- A Ksyushenka, hello!
Nothing increases the effectiveness of bribes, as the inscription on the envelope:
"Putin's Plan - the victory of Russia!"
The Americans are preparing a revolution in Russia!
- Razdalbyvayut at night, our roads and heating;
- Disguise themselves as cops and pussy taxpayers;
- Forbid the government to raise pensions and salaries;
- Speculating food, exaggerating price;
because that's what bitches ...
Celebrities to stay afloat and not be forgotten by the public,
go to all sorts of tricks:
Britney Spears shaved heads and in sight of all sniffing cocaine.
Ksenia Sobchak swears on the air mat and shows the intimate space.
Mikhalkov with Tsereteli write letters to the President.
According to observations sexologists, sexual desire in men and women
occurs at different times of day.
Another argument in favor of same-sex love.
Man and woman first meet the eyes, and then all
The hostess serves the guests tea:
- How many spoons of sugar you put?
- Two houses, away four.
- Make yourself at home.
Following the approval of Medvedev as a presidential candidate guide EDRA
rasssledovanie conducted to determine the delegates,
voted "no. The investigation revealed more than 30
delegates who voted against. Search werewolves continue.
Leaving his office in the Kremlin and handing the keys Medvedev, Putin will
along only one small suitcase. Nuclear.
Bears rode a bicycle ...
(in the Kremlin hosted the Day of Health).
It is a pity that the presidential elections are not appointed on 1 April - would somehow
In Russia, for cash flow management is to ensure their
movement in one direction.
Alexander economist working 57 hours per week. Simon works
manager for 8 hours more than Alexander. Negro ... That is, this ...
Afroafrikanets Mganga works as a janitor at the local office of the Red Cross
6 hours with three hours off for a siesta. Question - who are black?
- I condoms, please.
- And what number?
- M-m-m, and the fitting room do you have?
Professional holiday paleontologists: "Day dug animals"
- Hello, this is phone sex?
- Yes, but ... (nasal, hoarse voice)
- And why such a voice?
Issue of the Armenian radio:
- Who is a sex bomb?
- The woman at the sight of which man feels his end.