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Only a very, very smart students can live at higher
Sailor called a man only when it is overboard.
Valuev, lying in the ring, vaguely thinks:
- What if I have in the eyes of doubles, or both Klitschko me at once on turnips
Men are divided into goats and sheep.
Sheep - are men who ill-versed in feminine psychology.
And goats - who know all too well.
The young man age and nationality of Christ is looking for a girlfriend for life
out their historic homeland
- Hi, Kolya! Where are you so tan?
- At the nudist beach!
- And why the white circles around the eyes?
- Yes it is the binoculars!
Somewhere in the world - in the doctor's study comes barely a man.
- Doctor, help me, my legs ache in my feet - walking savsem not say ..
- Let us assign you is these tablets come in a week ..
Again, this guy comes and says:
- Doctor, do not pamagayut tablets - already so Kalen feet balyat!
- Well, my dear, you assign iglaukalyvany, fiziyterapiya ...
A week later, man bursts into the office with a roar:
- Ty Plakhov doctors are! I'm on tibya zhalavatsa going! Already Up from Cullen feet
- A ti me or frighten me! Less nada standing sex being engaged!
- And what, I did the dirty ass in bed pataschu !!???
The House passed premiere film documentary begins
filmmaker YG "Burnt Mikhalkov-2.
Died Yuri Aksyuta and was at the gates of Paradise. Knocks and
said: "Look, I should be in the list!"
After a pause he replied: "Sorry, you are not in the list.
- Well, how can there? Because I - Yuri Aksyuta, which is so much joy
brought to people, giving the new music to listen to! I never took a penny
for the rotation!
He answered: "No you in the list!"
Aksyuta starts beating in hysterics.
It follows the apostle Peter: "What is it and why such a fuss?"
- The Apostle Peter, I - Yuri Aksyuta, but I'm not in the list! I'm a music
producer of Channel! You know what Channel?
- Do not shout, Yuri Aksyuta, you are not listed and can not be!
- Well, at least you can explain - why?
- You know, unformat!
Evening, room. In one corner there is a computer, for which there is a human-stutterer.
On the sofa in another corner sits the wife of man-stutterer. It reads
book. Man is busy solving a crossword puzzle on the screen. In
- Yes-yes-yes-daragaya ...
- Yes, dear?
- Yes-yes-yes-daragaya, er ... E. ... E. ..
- What, dear?
- Yes-yes-yes-daragaya .... B-b-b-ling. E. .. E. ... E. ..
- Favorite, to help you guess the word?
- Yes, yes, yes ...
- What word, dear?
- Zh. J. .. J. ..
- This word can not be in a decent krosvorde!
- AP. P. .. P. ..
- And this the more!
- B. .. B. .. B. .. Blin ... Zhe-wife, you ... You ... You ...
- Since when do we have to "you"?
- Te-te-te ... T-way, with-a-try very hard - people gaining full lungs
air and focuses - WIFE! Leave the room! P-BROUGHT! Pen!
Wife of the man goes to the kitchen, the man once again buried her head in the monitor ...
- Yes-yes-daragaya, uh-n-elite prostitute, you-exit, up-n-Holiday Residence.
For my money I do not take - said Elton John, and played free
concert on the Maidan.
Completed workaholic - a man who has little need to
Intelligent-looking man in a bookstore, turns to the seller:
- Be polite, show me a dictionary of the Albanian language.
I advised him on the internet to learn ...
As a conservative - to eat canned food in the conservatory ...
Vasily Ivanovich and Petka.
- Petya, and I learned a new language!
- Really? And what?
- You're Th? Well say something.
- Kiel sissy!
- And what does this mean?
- Come here.
- Hello! And how will-"Go away"?
- It .. Like it? ... Ah FROM MENDE KEEL!
The more thought goes into the brain, the better pick out of her ear.
- Which broadcasters most heeled?
- What do you think?
We met with brine morning!
The truth is not sovresh.
In 14 years I learned that dick - is also a sense organ.
- Marivanna, Marivanna, give us a piece of chalk!
- Athlete circle.
Man and woman lying on the bed and looking at the ceiling, the woman is thinking:
"She was silent. Do not want to talk, perhaps he no longer loves me, relationship
finished, for sure he already has another.
The man thinks: "Fly. A fly on the ceiling. How she keeps her
Vasya, quit his grandfather called him chatting old goat - he figured out you
by ip. Grandmother.
"Give me that!" - Intermediate between the phrase "Come here!" and "Go away!"
- Okay, I went. If anything, call. By the way, I have a new number.
Remember or write down?
- It is better to write. At Le Chi-headed but no-action.
- A new filler for the cat litter with carbide.
- No cat, no smell.
Please to those who came a little later, right-hand
corridor, so as not to deal with those who left a little early!
Monkeys have ceased to evolve after they began to imitate
Manual - this paper, which is usually read in two cases:
1. When there is nothing to read.
2. When all is broken.
Having experience of Russia business, Dale Carnegie, especially for
Russia, wrote a new book: "How to separate friends."
What Ukrainian constitution differs from the Ukrainian prostitution?
Both - whoring. But prostitution is still working.
Come two alcoholics in a supermarket for food. One went for a drink,
another - for a snack. Suitable for cheese, and says:
- I have two hundred grams ... Well, this ... like there? - And screaming the whole shop:
- San, how you had called me yesterday by a dick?
- In-in, Dutch!
Often a man on a woman raises the hand when more
anything from him it does not rise.
To enjoy free medical care, must be free
In driving for blondes first half sessions devoted prayers.
- What did you get it big! ...
- Good for cactus stare, let's fuck!
Chairman of the Scientific Council on NANAtehnologiyam appointed Barry
Alibasov! He has experience and great for upravleniyayu ANAS, and show-business
New rule: every government official into office is required to give
Guy everlasting love for a girl:
- Your hair is like silk, fluttering in the wind! Your eyes, like two
diamond in the road frame! Your legs are slender as ...
- Continue to listen to? Or just a hoof on I @ tsam give?
But Piglet was not a fool - at Bear kryshevalsya!
- Why in the world capital of France called Paris, and you, Russian --
- And we have all through M!
Teeth protect language is that sometimes it is bitten.
I like the Reichstag in early May ...
What is democracy? This is when the source of authority in any country
the people. American people.
There is no denying the essential and noble role of sovereign democracy
to educate people about the benefits of absolute monarchy ...
French automobile concern Renault announced its intention to develop
car worth 3 thousand dollars. It will be cheaper
modification of the well-known budget sedan Logan, said agency
"Reuter". Rather, in addition to the basic version will be available
more expensive options with the engine, wheels and seats.
Who fled for me yesterday at 11 o'clock at night from the subway to my home.
You do not worry, that is not caught up. I still have critical
- We came here in second-class trains, so we have little money.
- It Kolya. He constantly confuses cause and effect.
If you're poor and you do not have enough funds for a real, qualitative
Solarium - come to us for fluorography.
Chinese sports of parachute jumping in the air collected character:
"We have nowhere to live!