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Therapist - a person who can teach you to keep a smile
the face when you lather rope.
Did you know that all VAZ an air-conditioner type
"rolled down the window?
Now I can fully enjoy the beautiful, wonderful,
warm spring weather! You can ride all day on the rollers on
dry asphalt, or go to the park! And all because my kompe
Russia pilots to support a family, have bombed at night!
Few know that the most famous and popular stars of the ballet
dance to the hologram ..
- Listen, I'm sorry of course, but yesterday I was so drunk that I
you very much wanted to ... So it happened so that we
lain ... But you know after all, that between us, nothing will! ..
- Blin. Hooley you parishsya. Come again nazhremsya.
Husband and wife at the reception at namely a sexologist:
- Doctor, we have a problem! Sex has become a routine, dull and
- Well! It is necessary to somehow diversify! For example, start doing
them in different exotic places!
- Is it possible right now in your office?
- Yes! Suppose that while her husband walks!
- Dad, damn! We agreed, damn! What we will not! Do! This!
- Son .. Sorry .. Well, they both asked ..
- Dad! Damn! You sure you do what you can control your
- Son .. If I was able to control their actions .. sorry ..
me now .. There is none! It would! Rugaaaaaaaat!
What is the average age? This is when equally sick of the "House-2" on TNT
and from the news on the First Channel.
Yellow press headlines on television:
Mikhail Leontiev for greater anger puts himself in the workplace
Ekaterina Andreeva several years living with the transplanted brain
Vladimir Pozner has learned to imitate the transparency unsurpassed
Maksim Galkin talking not only with the distinguished computer, but
other household appliances.
Nikolai Svanidze, falling asleep in his childhood, felt sheep, now - the politicians.
Andrey Malakhov after ether takes an awl, and talks like a normal
Our Father of the people with great pleasure to write the Declaration of
independence than the returns of their income.
- Gogi why your house is not tocheny knives?
- Vano, you are my Suliko seen? Here, as a knife in his hands takes quite
is terrible, so looks askance, just about cut my throat! Appliances
security have kept!
- Gogi, why do you have an ax in the courtyard stupid?
- Vano, you are my Suliko seen? That, and when wood colitis, somehow
sidelong looks bad! Safety measures have kept!
- Gogi, why did you have in the car from the rear bulkhead seat?
- Vano, you are my Suliko seen? And when we go to the mountains, she obliquely to
I was watching when sitting behind the wheel ..., so when the hill behind the car
- Have you heard? Say Dima Bilan gave a flock of 900 sheep!
- Well, now his fans will be on 900 more goals!
Dedok 80 years comes to a doctor.
- Doctor, I have already lost a third day as a morning erection.
The doctor took off his glasses, his hand propping up his chin and a long time carefully
looks at the patient. Then he shifted his gaze out the window.
- At your age it happens, my dear. Unfortunately, now you
have to be content with only having sex every day and night.
- What are you doing it filed a flight attendant?
- In the airplane can meet so many men!
- Did not meet them in other places?
- You can, but there they are not wearing seat belts ...
Wife to her husband:
- Dear, I have a feeling that our daughter will soon announce that
married. How do you think?
- Open your mouth, vysuni language ...
My wife showed language.
- No, it does not happen soon.
- Do you have a language not started to split apart!
- The country that gave the world ...
- Yes, yes, goddamned country
Business in Russia began to feel much easier. The bandits were almost
left, and find them now easily ... in a police uniform.
This year, the Duma adopted a budget for three years. TV Correspondent
asked the Minister of Finance:
- What do you think will be harder to steal the officials?
- Of course, does know!
Nothing puts a woman in a dead end, as the request briefly about
"Wow!" On Friday after work we are not weak as noted my day
birth, and this morning with no hangovers, and the weekend ahead! "--
Barbara was glad, even without knowing that today, Tuesday ...
Vpach said the peasant, that he was only 30 paz finish - after which
comes complete impotence ...
Guy ppishel home and shared his unhappiness with his wife.
Ta in horror:
- Total 30?! They must pashodovat bepezhno. Let's draw up a list ...
- I've already made. You there is no ...
At the Leningrad prospectus of an accident. The car crashed into Mercedes
to bar the road roller. Damage Mercedes insignificant.
Rink was not injured. The driver of the rink, died on the spot, without coming to
In this Monday, I realized why people drink heavily at weekends ...
For week beginning at least Tuesday!
They not only "come in large numbers" - but also brought with them the dreadful weather.
When opponents say only what they know, a fascinating debate
becomes a regular exchange of views.
On Russian roads began operation "Caution - Children" by GAI
carries on the eve of school holidays. The program staff GAI
will make children run across the road in the wrong places and
Why people naked, and he has a hairy ass? A chimpanzee vice versa?
Chimpanzees all the hair on the ass snatched from what could not be
Andrei Danilko on physical examination revealed flat,
triggered by the weight of the bust.
Emphasis beginner aquarists wish to draw to the fact that fish
never sleep on the back!
What is the difference between a gentleman and Don Juan?
The gentleman holds the evening the girl to her home, and Don Juan - until his
Just come spam:
Promotion search engine Yandex - the first dozen!
We have over 2000 satisfied customers.
- Tolia, went to the football?
- Oh, lazy ...
- Well, go ..
- Bl @ # k, so we paid 20 million bucks, but he does not want to!
- What are you, a box of vodka or eternal life?
- Box of vodka! All the same, 7 billion years the sun will go out!
Besides sex life there are many other dissatisfied.
Most Russians believe that life in Russia sheer fun of
which they are strangers.
- Are you with someone?
- I am with someone?
- You what?
- I what?
- Who is she?
- It is with whom?
ITT: NEW TARIFF - retarded!
* marvladon *
General, bypassing the system of recruits at ispektorskoy verification in part
stops in front of the recruit, inspects it, and
left, apparently satisfied with the appearance soddata, friendly slaps him
on the shoulder and sprashivet:
- How are you doing, son?
At this rookie, beaming:
- Well, father, that you finally showed up. Mom is looking for you for many
The temperature in the server must be such that not overheated beer.
- How to make twins?
- It must be a member to wrap copy paper.
Women go to the registrar's office as needed, and the men at the request of women.
Good to be the father of the people! Hung around for a couple of dates - and no alimony!
Central Election Commission announced that the presidential election of 2008 for
simplify the counting of votes will be installed two urns. One - for Vova
other - shredder.
- Stirlitz, and why today you have not been on planning meeting with Hitler?
- Caps on Kutuzov, Gruppenfuhrer - answered Shtrilits and thought - not
he blurted out something extra.
In the morning the little Masha drank two bottles of yoghurt, ate two apple
and a plate of semolina. But her diapers would not be complete without chocolate
Once LAW ENFORCEMENT learned about trade
drug at ul. Gromoboya, 4, Flat 3, police patrol
immediately left the apartment.
For a long time editorial team of KVN labored, vybrakovyvaya vulgar and
stupid jokes. Ernst's heart bled until it finally not
invented to sell them at the Comedie Club.
Before the exam. Instructor:
- You do not worry, all will receive a positive evaluation.
- A positive - this is what?
- More scratch!
The sexual act of goodwill .......
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- You keep the animals at home?
- Yes. Frozen mackerel and crab sticks.