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- Honey, why have you decided that I do not love you?
- You do not want to eat your dinner!
- But if I eat him, but now you really can not love.
- Listen, girl, you are great. I need to talk to you. Tell
me how your photos were on pornosayte?
- Well, Dad. Let's talk. Tell me, but how do you think about
There is representation of the participating teams in the transfer of "One hundred to one:
"This is our beauty - Luda, Vika, Jeanne, Olya. All our office admires
at them from morning till evening.
This Masha ... Very good man ... "
Women for men - cannot enjoy! And also - prone, standing and
bent in half.
- A man ordered the girl?
- Sir! I hereditary nobleman!
- Excuse me, sir. Your horses were.
H-parameter factory slot has mastered the production of new products --
ATMs. Distinctive feature of the new ATMs is that
when a customer takes a particularly large sum of money, break out and begin
blink garlands, wailing sirens, and a special hole with a jingle
poured a few buckets of brand new shiny coins.
- Mikhail Sergeyevich, explain finally suffering Russians, what kind
dark spots on your head!
- Do you know Raisa sometimes criticized me enough
Crocodile Gena and SHapoklyak old woman riding in a train and a challenge
looked at each other. Finally SHapoklyak defiantly pulled out a book
Man - the king of beasts "and the whistling began leafing through it.
Gena not kindly smiled and took out a book on healthy and delicious
Cheburashka - a crocodile Director:
- Gena, Gena, look at what my life line is long - from the feet up
of the tum!
- You're a fool, Cheburashka! It's you mole gnawed.
Strongly increased levels of culture in one of Moscow's technical colleges. The Department
physical ad with the word "TENNIS" hung without corrections three
Dove flies and thinks: "Where are the people? No one to feed, and even give a shit
no one ... "
- Favorite, you're ready for me to do?
- Yes, I'll get a star from the sky, the globe on foot overlook, if
ask ... Yes, I ...
- Go, throw the trash for the workout!
From aphorisms Ksenia Sobchak:
- Hard to be a horse, when all around sheep.
Unsuccessful trajectory falling stone from the heart can lead to impotence.
Why men tie?
To examine their personal belongings, standing at the urinal.
A naked woman, even if silent, have much to say.
I was at school ill give exact science, so I work
- I am a physicist by profession, associate professor.
- Yes? And that on a construction site doing?
- Examines how the molecules are attracted by the molecules of cement bricks.
Many men believe that they can talk to women at a
language. And many women are thoroughly misleading them support.
Wife in the morning to her husband:
- Honey, get up, I'll mess cook.
- From dumplings ....
In the Amazonian jungle, discovered an unknown tribe. Most
Researchers surprised by the huge sign in English, clearly
visible from an airplane: "OIL NO !!!".
- Mr. Medvedev, explain: Khodorkovsky in jail, and Abramovich bought
Chelsea; Berezovsky into exile, and Luzhkov - quite the contrary. Why
oligarchs are divided into two categories by the authorities?
- How to be simpler to explain? You said "share" ...
Entertaining traumatology: after a lot of dislocations and life begins
Clerks of different companies, in a whisper:
- And we have yesterday was the first light corporate event! ..
- Well, what?
- The funeral of former miser-owner.
A citizen who has paid hockey, Contest, UEFA and Euro 2008! I know,
you still have money, invest it, please, in the closing of this
She was graceful as a cat. All she had feline: gait, grace,
antic ... And even laying it had KOTEX.
Hakim confuses two people on a pedestrian crossing, asked
- What is now the consequences will be?
- Well, the one who's head struck head-on, age 5, for assault and attempted
robbery, and one who flew into the bushes, you can and all 8 - and still attempt
escape from the scene.
Kate always wanted a hairstyle like Sophia Loren and tits like Pamela
Anderson ... But while her hair like Gosha Kutsenko and boobs ... like
Gosha Kutsenko ...
If a husband asks his wife on the phone "Che buy something home?", He
has in mind "Do Th someone's house to devour?"
At the world championship team of German biathletes won Poland.
Darling! I confess! When I see your coarse -
stnye eyes twinkling as the highlights on the water chap -
Di, I immediately, immediately, irresistibly wanted tra -
tit for you all your money, or take otdo -
hnut on the beach my dear girl, my sous -
somewhere in, my rybonku, my bird, chanterelles, Cochet -
chku, because you deserve it, as no one else!
Now read it through the line.
- Why choose a wife in Africa, "more"?
- It casts a shadow more!
President assembled a press conference for journalists and
- The real heroes of Ukraine - those of our citizens who fought in the war years
with the SS. Any questions?
- I'm a journalist from Israel. Be kind, please, we beg you to you:
announce the full list of names of those heroes ...
- So after all this, should hang ...
Conversation of two men:
- Do you have many children?
- And I do not want children.
- We should not want children, and his wife.
Good news for the horses all over the world! It turns out that they really
absolutely not afraid of nicotine, alcohol, drug and promiscuity
communication. All this is amply demonstrated by personal example, Ksenia Sobchak.
Condoleezza Rice recalled the Ambassador of Georgia from Russia.
Buying love for money - beware of imitations.
Unemployed traydera selling at market potatoes, always easy
know - he has two prices: the purchase and sale ...
- Young man, you're so cute, what a beautiful Today
weather, and can meet you?
- It is possible, although the weather today, as I know to be different!
- Excuse me again, you are such a business, and who you work for?
- I am a senior fellow HYDROMETCENTER!
- B. ... L, what am I in this life, one is the liar caught.
All the good in me I owe books
and all bad - Dating.
Two laid-off switchman drink:
- Vasya, a pancake, I'll like Collider Collider say .....
How many in this world need a drink to look at life sober?
I am very experienced driver. I'm already 15 traffic accident.
- I do adore her four-legged friend!
- And what is his nickname?
The girl, a girl, come to visit me, tea popem ...
Honestly, I was without any ulterior motive: I washed dishes, apartment
First, people play at weddings and birthdays, to earn money
and enter the "big stage", and then become the "stars" to
speak at corporate parties.
Estonian physicists have begun the development of the moderator of elementary particles.
Scientists say that 10 minutes of contemplation woman's breast for men
equivalent to 30 minutes charging time (ie, prolongs life), also
known that "10 minutes of laughter ....."
Here I think, but if you find a girl with a funny chest??
- Yesterday our chief championships are held the office for Spider Solitaire and
- And what are the prizes?
- Three winners drove home from work:)
There are two friends. One boasts:
- I imagine a steep wheelbarrow bought ... Now I go, no one
park anywhere for free, and moreover, only drove up - right place
- You what? At Bugatti accumulated?
- No ...
- And what then?
- Tow bought ...