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News Kremlin secular life: the title "First Lady" was renamed to
Big Dipper ".
Joke #45410 —  
 
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Bear in the woods: Beasts! Meda at all not enough, learn to suck his paw.
Joke #45409 —  
 
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Well, someone had the idea to organize the inauguration of Medvedev on Wednesday?
Now in Russia 4 years to be a mediocre president.
Joke #45408 —  
 
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- Grandpa, what did you do with the prisoners by the Germans in a partisan group?
- What to do? What to do? And we had more to do, something the women in the unit not
was.
Joke #45407 —  
 
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Sunglasses. New collection. - Throughout the winter gathering.
Joke #45406 —  
 
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First love came to me in 15.
The other, somewhere in 17.
Third, in 17.30
Joke #45404 —  
 
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Freedom of speech - is when writing on the walls and walls of toilets already
fact, nothing more ...
Joke #45403 —  
 
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Volcker and the old man Hottabych on football. Volcker:
- Hottabych, I'm sick out for the team, do it to win.
- Oh, glorious of all the young men, you can execute his faithful servant,
But I'm powerless. The same team of Russia on football.
- Well then let Croatia wins in England!
Joke #45401 —  
 
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Lada - it poluamfibiya not yet swim, but not drowning.
Joke #45400 —  
 
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Every woman has a secret MEN.
Joke #45399 —  
 
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Visual Arts has already become the most superdohodny
business, so for example, a simple drawing of the railway bridge completely
You can sell more expensive than a railway bridge.
Joke #45398 —  
 
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Three Bears:
- Who sipped from my cup and all vyhlebal?
- Who was smoking in my pipe and smoked a whole?
- Who was sleeping with my woman and all you ...?!
Joke #45397 —  
 
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Still, agree that in the spring greeting with young girls
Happy Women's Day provides a kind of ambiguity ...
Joke #45396 —  
 
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Two German pensioner watching porn.
- No, why we have decided not to engage in group sex in a tram?
- You something this is why care?
- And to me there is always a place inferior to ...
Joke #45395 —  
 
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Issue of the Armenian radio:
- What is the "eyes of fear, his hands are doing?
- Ophthalmic surgeon at work!
Joke #45394 —  
 
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Two friends discuss family problems.
- And my wife is constantly scolds! She, you see, not like that I ccu on
cover bowl and water for themselves did not take ...
- Come on rasstaivatsya! You might think they do something in us
like!
Joke #45392 —  
 
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Woman decorates self-esteem. Man - his size!
Joke #45391 —  
 
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- Stirlitz! Why your car George Ribbon?
- It's in honor of our victory, Gruppenfuhrer!
- Countries - thought Mueller - before May 9, far.
Joke #45390 —  
 
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In Armenian Radio was asked:
- What do the orange and black stripes on the ribbon of St. George's Day
Victory?
Armenian Radio replied:
- At Banderites mourning.
Joke #45389 —  
 
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- Dad, why do we need for military parades on Red Square?
- To all our well-wishers looked at them in impotent kindness.
Joke #45388 —  
 
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From SMS, sent in broadcast radio "XXX" on the occasion of the inauguration of the new
President:
"It was Yeltsin. Nothing we have not changed. Then Putin. As lived and
live. Now Medvedev. Hopefully, everything will remain as before.
Signed: H. Rabinovich, Arkansas
Boris Usherenko
Joke #45386 —  
 
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It turns out tsifroslov "PUTIN * TWO = The Bear" has a solution, and
unambiguous.
Do not believe me? , Replace the same letters are the same figures
UITMVDNPEA =
0123456789, and check yourself.

There is! Here it is - the promised doubling of GDP!
____Efremov Gennady (Tver)
Joke #45385 —  
 
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The President was sworn in to his people.
And, interestingly, almost all of these people present in the Kremlin ......
Joke #45384 —  
 
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What a country, nor sigh nor puknut, well, all right marches and rallies
scatter, but the clouds, then what?
Joke #45383 —  
 
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Dmitry Anatolyevich at the inauguration inaugurirovali-inaugurirovali,
yes no vyinaugurirovali.
Had pereinaugurirovat.
Joke #45382 —  
 
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Poor Putin! It w as he in the Kremlin with a final clearance to run!
Joke #45381 —  
 
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Warehouse complex Khrapunovo offers services in responsible
Storage of portraits, photographs and busts of Vladimir Putin's term of 4-th year.
Tel. (495) ***-**-**
Joke #45380 —  
 
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Medvedev's inauguration and the Day of Radio? There is no hidden meaning. Easy
transmitter sends the receiver.
Joke #45379 —  
 
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A sudden cold snap in the inauguration day - this is the last desperate
Nature attempt to send the bear back into hibernation.
Joke #45378 —  
 
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Dmitry Medvedev puts his hand on the Constitution and said: "Gazprom. Dreams
come true. "
Joke #45377 —  
 
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May 7. Daily news. "And quick facts: the chief no longer Putin.
Joke #45376 —  
 
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All poor families are poor alike, every rich family is rich in its own way!
Joke #45375 —  
 
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Attention customers! Only here! Travel company "Oasis Plus offers
three-week tour in Abkhazia! Tender sea, velvety sand, lush
green flowering of nature, beckoning gleam of mountain peaks, mass entertainment
and excellent service! All campers are provided with lodging
food, clothing and full ammo for real men!
Joke #45374 —  
 
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This intellectual never say: "Shall I tell you the whole face
break? ", he says:" Do you want to go crash-test? ".
Joke #45373 —  
 
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Announcement: Citizens who are walking their dogs and cats only
location of places, but it has nowhere to bury the talent!
Joke #45372 —  
 
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The morning of her husband, getting ready for work:
- Honey, do you think me what socks to wear today - clean,
but with holes, or dirty, but without the holes?
Joke #45371 —  
 
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Not caught - do not sing!
Joke #45370 —  
 
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Conversation with myself - this is not dementia. Dementia - a conversation
anyone with anyone.
Joke #45369 —  
 
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Intellectual-fetishist.
Two blondes are talking in the smoking room.
- Listen, our new boss is a very weird - women handle
kisses. In my opinion, he is a true fetishist!
- Oh, yes, he probably among the intellectuals. They have taken hands with the ladies
kiss!
- Really? I did not know that there is such a breed of perverts ... Well,
this intellectual waiting when the girls leave for lunch, gathering with
their desks all the pens and then sit all day and kiss them!
Joke #45367 —  
 
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In a democracy all are equal in all other unequal conditions.
Joke #45366 —  
 
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In the world of interesting facts.
Did you know that the naked king was funny not because he was naked
but because he had nothing to show people!
Joke #45365 —  
 
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Putin - Medvedev: "Well, Dmitry, before you take the post
Supreme Commander, a little potreniruemsya. Press to start
that's this red button ... "
Joke #45363 —  
 
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The student comes late to the lecture.
Professor: "Young man, you know the reason for your tardiness?
S.: "Excuse me, professor, I overslept!"
AP: "God, are you still at home sleeping!"
Joke #45362 —  
 
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... and dorisovav "The Ninth Wave"
Aivazovsky hour vomiting ...
Joke #45361 —  
 
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Foreplay - a bottle of beer in front of a bottle of vodka.
Joke #45360 —  
 
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What distinguishes technology mounting boards with nails from mounting
screws?
The centerpiece: A nail is driven with a hammer.
Screw: first drilled hole required diameter and depth. Then
chamfer under the head screws. And only then screw clogging
hammer.
Joke #45359 —  
 
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- Kid, you're most like?
- Money and sex.
- And what more, money or sex?
- Sex on the ball.
Joke #45358 —  
 
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Volcker and the old man Hottabych on football. Volcker:
- Hottabych, I'm sick out for the team, do it to win.
- Oh, glorious of all the young men, you can execute his faithful servant,
But I'm powerless. The same team of Russia on football.
Joke #45357 —  
 
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- Not Ugostite lady with a match?
- Madam, I wrench.
Joke #45356 —  
 
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- What is the intellectuals, when sudoku was not?
- Scan Word guessed.
- When and Scan Word was not?
- Crosswords guessed.
- But it was only recently, when, and crossword puzzles was not. What they
then do?
- Well, probably, muzzle beat each other!
Parsley.
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